The "Limerick" Prize

Write a post which contains some text in limerick form (although it needn't be formatted as such). It should, obviously, rhyme.

Task set by: Kevan

Claimed by:-

chickenfeet2003	http://www.livejournal.com/users/chickenfeet2003/63956.html
loon	http://loonyville.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_loonyville_archive.html#106563303840651194
boynton	http://boynton.ubersportingpundit.com/archives/003252.html
burnsy79	http://burnsy79.blogspot.com/2003_10_05_burnsy79_archive.html#106583767199275349
rillaith	http://www.livejournal.com/users/rillaith/36588.html