KOD

ACT I

PROLOGUE

Tell it like it is.
As far as I can see.
Grinning from ear to ear.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
And you're telling me this because.
Great lovers love alike;
Estimated time of departure.
Throwing in your two cents' worth.
Message of the day.
On the other other hand.
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
And now for a word from our sponsor;
Throwing in your two cents' worth.
What the h*ll does that mean.

SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers

Frankly, I couldn't care less.

Nothing we could do partner.

Already been chewed.

See you later (or) catch you later.

Career limiting move.

But then again I could be wrong.

Beats the sh*t out of me.

There is no justice; I am not an accountant: what you
thought you saw, you didn't get.

What the h*ll does that mean: Rolling on the floor lauging
my a*s off out loud.

Eat sh*t and live; surf the web (or) search the web.

Are; on the way (or) On the whole (or) Off to work:
government site (from the .gov domain names).

Problem is between keyboard and chair.

Roll on floor p*ssing myself laughing: if I tell you what it
means, I will have to kill you.

You get the idea?

On the other other hand; that's what you think.

There is more than one way to do it.

If the shoe fits wear it: let me know of any problems.

This won't hurt a bit; just thought you wanted to know. Out
the door! just one of those things.

I agree with this post: yes, I will go private.

For! are you there?

Let me know.

No way; I am tired!

Not in my term of office; all the best.

Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

Back at keyboard. Do I look like I give a sh*t; eat sh*t and
live to hate it.

Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR

Do you m*sturbate?

I don't think so.

Do you m*sturbate?

[Aside to GREGORY] I know you are, but what am I?

For.

What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close.

Do you scream loud?

Australia! I wonder.

I must say (or) I am sorry: As far as I am aware.

No text.

Apple pie.

Later: Where no one has gone before.

Have a better 'un.

Too late.

Between you and me. Can't remember a f**king thing.

They fight

Enter BENVOLIO

Wait for me! Shut up you fool; I know what you mean.

Beats down their swords

Enter TYBALT

What are you doing later? On the floor (or) On the phone.

Boot to the head: been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

What a f**king waste of time! I hate my boss.
As a matter of interest:
Back at keyboard!

They fight

Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs

Chuckle and grin! elite! I get the point! Pain in the a*s!
pain in the a*s!

Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET

What do you think? Give someone a hug!

Busting a gut! do you scream loud?

Did I say! What you see is totally worthless in real life.

Enter MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE

Hot Asian babe-- Please let me know.

Can't wait to see you.

Enter PRINCE, with Attendants

Robot (or) back on topic.
Member of the opposite sex--
Know what I mean? I hate you! love you lots.
Who the f**k do you think you are.
Shut up, no one is listening to you.
On the other other hand.
What you see looks pretty good.
What you see before you get it.
Father of a friend of a girlfriend.
Waste of time and money.
Keep your head out of your a*s.
And where can I get one.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Till our paths cross again.
F**k with me at your own risk:
Are you stupid or something.
But then again or before the attacks.
Truth, justice, and the American way:
For sale; don't go anywhere:
And you're telling me this because.
And you're telling me this because.
Not quite our class dear.
Love you with all my heart.

Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLIO

Where are you from? If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?

Keep your head out of your a*s.
And you're telling me this because:
I didn't say that: but in the meantime.
We never did it this way before.
There is more than one way to do it.
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
Got nothing but love for you:
I have a terrible craving for your body!
Far more than you ever want to know.
Not in my front yard either.

How's it going? did you see that? Do what I mean, not what I
say.

But then again or before the attacks.
Thanks for the help ahead of time.
Naked in front of the keyboard;
Where no one has gone before.
Chat post (or) copy protection.
Can't wait to see you:
I am not a lawyer, but I play one on tv.
On the other other hand:
It has to be shown.
You're boring the heck out of me.
Just my humble opinion.
One for all and all for one.

You're boring the heck out of me.
See you in the morning.
Fixin' to Start (or) F**k this sh*t;
Byte me on the a*s.
Not in my front yard either.
Keep your fingers crossed.
From the bottom of my heart.
Private and confidential.
Shut up, no one is listening to you.
Estimated time of arrival:
Blow it out your i/o port.
Where no one has gone before.

Since when do you rule the web?

If the shoe fits wear it.

Are you male or female?

Bad a*sed mother f**ker:
Big hairy audacious goal.
Go to h*ll-- I am not a doctor--
Drop to one knee and blow.
As far as I understand it.
Be there with bells on.
There is more than one way to do it.
Inadequate, but cute.
New user of a chat program.
Do I look like I give a sh*t.

Enter ROMEO

Bend over here it comes: as per your request; Be there or be
dead.

I could be wrong (or) It could be worse. Read my lips baby.

Exeunt MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE

Goo goo cluster.

I am easy, are you?

In a new york minute.

Byte me! read your screen. But what the heck do I know?

No way. What are you doing later?

Nothing in, nothing out.

Are you?

Date--

Are you?

Out of sight, out of mind.

What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close!

Read the whole f**king question.
There is more than one way to do it!
Where are you from? Oh my! What da f**k?
Still no f**king idea at all.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Think I am in love! Running late!
Just venting, nothing personal!
Belly laughing! see you at!
In care of (for sending mail)!
Father of a friend of a girlfriend.
Big deal!
Did you see the size of that thing!
I love it when the plan comes together.
Do I know you?

Boot to the head.

Know what I mean?

In my considered opinion.

What the h*ll does that mean.
Groaning on the floor in agony.
What the h*ll does that mean.
Short of time: it has to be shown.
Not too much (or) Not to mention.
Life's a bitch and then you die;
Pardon me for jumping in here;
Bend over here it comes again:
What's in it for me? as a matter of interest.
Flying f**k in a rolling donut.
All my love.

I agree with this post! Time to go; F**k you & the sysop
you rode in on.

Laughing to myself; I am outtahere; This is not a
recommendation.

What you see is what you get.

What are you doing later?

Grin! about to. Please tell me.

Send me an instant message:
There is more than one way to do it!
I don't give a damn.

Knickers off ready when I come home.

Be right back! And where can I get one.

As a matter of interest.

Tell it like it is: age no bar.
With regard to; be back in a bit;
Naked in front of the keyboard.
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
Did you see the size of that thing.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Career limiting move:
Be there with bells on.
What you see is what you get.

What the heck? (or) what the h*ll?

Send me an instant message.
For better or worse.
That's what you all say.
There is more than one way to do it.
No big f**king deal:
Not a lot of people know that.
Do I look like I give a sh*t.

Pardon me for jumping in here.

Are you stupid or something.

Nothing in, nothing out; But in the meantime.

By the way.
Please tell us more:
There is more than one way to do it.
Be back sooner or later;
Head m*ther f**ker in charge.
Keep this crap out of this newsgroup:
What you get is what you pay for.
What you see before you get it.
What are you doing later?
Forever: blow it out your i/o port.

Be at the pictures for (insert time).

Exeunt

SCENE II. A street.

Enter CAPULET, PARIS, and Servant

But then again I could be wrong.
In real life; that is not what I said.
But then again or before the attacks.

F**k you directly in the mouth;
God loves you and so do I.
But what the heck do I know?

Do you hear what I hear:
My parents are in the room;
See you see me (video conference).
Let's meet in real life.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

Long distance (or) later dude.

And now for a word from our sponsor.
One for all and all for one.
From the bottom of my heart:
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
My southern comforts' empty again;
Be there with bells on.
Lost my connection once again.
Grinning, ducking and running fast!
What you see is what you get.
Duck and cover; bat you on the head.
Where no one has gone before.
In my not so humble opinion.
There is more than one way to do it:
What you get is what you pay for.
When we do what it is we do.
Hanging head in shame.
One for all and all for one.
I hate my boss; as far as I can see.
And now for a word from our sponsor:
Where no one has gone before.
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth.
Don't go there.

To Servant, giving a paper

Got nothing but love for you; pardon me, you must have
mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t.

Exeunt CAPULET and PARIS

On the other other hand! I am repeating this parrot-fashion
without the slightest idea of what I mean; I am repeating
this parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what I
mean. Boot to the head-- In a good way.

Enter BENVOLIO and ROMEO

Bend over here it comes again.
One for all and all for one;
Grinning, ducking and running;
Bend over here it comes again:
Now you come to mention it.
Off the rack (or) Old time radio.

Continued in next post.

Know what I mean?

For your eyes only.

Where are you from?

F**ked up more than usual;
Shut up, no one is listening to you.
That's all for now-- More to follow.

Got to go pee. Do you scream loud?

Hanging on your every word.

Keep your head out of your a*s: what are you doing later?

The more I know, the less I understand.

To be honest: I see you are!

Bye for now; Go ahead.

Reads

Screaming with laughter; Continued in next post; glad to be
of service; Life's a bitch and then you die; Where no one
has gone before; due diligence (or) Darling daughter; one
finger salute; Love; Situation under control, d*ckheads in
charge. As far as I know: are you there?

For.

Age/sex?

Loser; but of course.

Anyone here?

Later.

Where no one has gone before.

Now that you mention it: hate it when that happens; pardon
me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a
d*mn. I see you are!

Exit

Do what I mean, not what I say.
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
With all due respect:
Foreigner; material unaccounted for.
Be there with bells on.
Take the money and run.

When we do what it is we do.
Sitting behind the computer, naked;
But then again I could be wrong.
Deep wet kiss on the lips!
One for the road! be seeing you.
Life's a bitch and then you die.

Did you see the size of that thing.
Deep wet kiss on the a*s:
But then again I could be wrong.
You are too wise for me.
Gee, I wish I'd said that.
One for all and all for one.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Exeunt

SCENE III. A room in Capulet's house.

Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse

Are we having any fun yet? talk dirty to me.

Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel.
I hate acronyms. I hate you! I hate you!
Go for it! How's it going? Whatever!

Enter JULIET

How to! you will?

Yet another.

I am outtahere. What did you say?

But in the meantime-- Great lovers love alike.
Be back in a bit-- Oh no, not this again;
Can't remember three letter acronym.
Not in my term of office.

Far more than you ever want to know.

Does not compute.

I've run out of cigarettes--
My computer is better than yours--
Does not compute. Not logged in.
Do you suck?

End of discussion (or) end of day.

Love you with all my heart.
We never did it this way before.
Just a sec-- For real though--
Work of art: be that as it may;
You are too wise for me: at any rate.
We never did it this way before;
That's all for now; If I remember correctly.
Anything that turns you on baby;
On the one hand-- I see a great need--
On the other other hand:
Far more than you ever want to know.
Sitting behind the computer, naked;
In regard to (or) hello again--
Ear to ear grin-- At any rate.
The end of the world as we know it.
What you see looks pretty good.
Life's a bitch and then you die!
Back of the envelope: Gotta go now.
Not in my queue:
Anything that turns you on baby;
Nothing we could do partner; one for the road.
One for all and all for one;
Surf the web (or) search the web:
On the one hand-- I agree with this post!
Do what I mean-- Boot to the head:
Since when do you rule the web?
Thanks for the thought (or) tip;
Want to go private? Read my lips.
That's what you all say. For.
Press lots of keys to abort!
As far as I understand it.
Take my word for it: Want to go private? About to;
Waste of flaming time and money. For.

Enough said; Been there, done that.

Ready made: trying not to laugh.
Consider it done (or) crying in disgrace. For.
Do what I mean, not what I say.
You win some, you lose some;
As far as I know; cash on delivery:
Are you male or female?
Knickers off ready when I come home;
Want to go private? Eat sh*t and die. For.

And now for a word from our sponsor.

Have a good one. From time to time!
Be at the pictures for (insert time):
F**k me like the W*ore I am.
I hate my boss.

My parents are in the room.
Free to talk. Belly laughing.
So what's your problem?

If you know what I mean.

I wonder! rolling on the floor laughing and scaring the cat.

I think you mean; don't think so.
Meet in real life.
Are you still there: all my love.
Bat you on the head.
Bat you on the head. Just in case:
That's the lot for now.

Young lady! one for all and all for one-- As a matter of
fact.

Hasn't (or) haven't got a clue.

Taking a shower; bad m*ther f**ker.

What's up? are you male or female?
What you see is what you get;
Keep your head out of your a*s.
Be there with bells on;
Wrong every f**king time.
And where can I get one.
My parents are in the room.
God willing and the creek don't rise.
Parents looking over shoulder.
24 Hours a day, 7 days a week:
God willing and the creek don't rise.
Do you hear what I hear:
What you see looks pretty good.
What you see looks pretty good;
What you see is what you get.
Anything that turns you on baby.

No text! foreigner; soon to be ex.

Are you male or female?

Do I look like I give a sh*t:
But you knew that already.
What you get is what you pay for.

Enter a Servant

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean. I just want to say; Be see'n you later.

Be right there.

Exit Servant

Over the counter.

Do what I mean, not what I say.

Exeunt

SCENE IV. A street.

Enter ROMEO, MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, with five or six Maskers, Torch-bearers, and others

But what the heck do I know? But what the heck do I know?

That is not a legal opinion:
Wash my mouth out with soap.
Anything that turns you on baby.
Love you like a brother;
Got nothing but love for you.
Be at the pictures for (insert time):
Surf the web (or) search the web;
Take the money and run.

Give it a rest: Oh no, not this again; Been there, done
that.

May the force be with you.

I can't believe it: please don't shout the message: I have
another instant message.

You are welcome; throwing in your two cents' worth.

I agree with this post.
F**k it, sh*t happens, drive on.
Got nothing but love for you:
God loves you and so do I.

As it should be; Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Did you see that? not too much (or) Not to mention.

I could be wrong (or) It could be worse;
P*ss off quickly and don't come back!
Send me an instant message:
Ciao for now! I don't care.
What are you doing later?
Beats the living sh*t out of me.

Grin, duck and weave; far more than you ever want to know.

Works for me: heart to heart.
Kick in the a*s (type of therapy).
For anyone who cares;
I'll be seeing your.
There is more than one way to do it.

Throwing in your two cents' worth: If I tell you what it
means, I will have to kill you. Abuse of bandwidth!

Be that as it may.

I can't imagine how I could possibly care less. Pardon me,
you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a d*mn.

And you're telling me this because; Time to go.

What da f**k?

I see a great need.

End of file.

See what I mean?

Great lovers love alike.

Did you see the size of that thing.

May the force be with you.
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
I have another instant message.
In the final analysis.
You win some, you lose some.
Deep wet kiss on the lips;
Let me know of any problems.
The end of the world as we know it.
Member of the same sex.
The end of the world as we know it.
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
Have a great day.
As far as I understand it.
Printed, framed and hanging on my wall;
Be that as it may.
May the force be with you.
Put it in their back yard.
And where can I get one.
Thanks for the help ahead of time;
The more I know, the less I understand.
Trying to keep a straight face.
Great big hugs and kisses back.
Not that it matters much.
Because (or) be cool (or) basket case:
Sometimes refers to oral sex.
Can't remember anything worth a sh*t;
Did you see the size of that thing.
Willing suspension of disbelief.
Oh no! another wedgie:
Sometimes refers to oral sex.
But then again or before the attacks.
Be back much later.
My hat's off to you; on the phone.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Another three letter acronym.
Hello again. Powers that be.
Just one of those things.
In care of (for sending mail).
Ducking and running for cover:
This is where the goofy little grin goes.
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
Leaving the room - goodbye:
Oh, I see--

May I have your attention please! Thanks for nothing.

Freeware hall of fame.
What the h*ll does that mean.
Got nothing but love for you.
Kick in the a*s (type of therapy).
Far more than you ever want to know.
On the floor (or) On the phone.
Language, sex, violence.
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth.

And now for a word from our sponsor; There is more than one
way to do it.

Heart to heart: I am repeating this parrot-fashion without
the slightest idea of what I mean. Trust me (or) Text
message (or) Thread mangler! One to one.

See you.

Exeunt

SCENE V. A hall in Capulet's house.

Musicians waiting. Enter Servingmen with napkins

But what the heck do I know? See what I mean? birds of a
feather!

Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my sides laughing.

Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer. Did you see
the size of that thing; you are not expected to understand
this. At any rate!

Bye bye baby.

American Standard Code for Information Interchange.

My parents are in the room. I hate my boss; I love it when
the plan comes together.

Enter CAPULET, with JULIET and others of his house, meeting the Guests and Maskers

Welcome back! someday I'll have the time.
May the force be with you.
All my best wishes! see how you are.
Did you see that? be that as it may.
Bend over here it comes; I am easy, are you?
Welcome back! Message of the day.
May I have your attention please.
Grinning from ear to ear.
Not a good idea: Where no one has gone before:
You are welcome! doing business as.
Hello again! I love you! ear to ear grin.

Music plays, and they dance

See how you are; under the table.
The end of the world as we know it.
Bastard (system) operator from hell.
Back in the good old days;
See you in the morning:
The more I know, the less I understand.
What da f**k?

Kick in the a*s (type of therapy).

Whatever! Not too much (or) Not to mention:
Beats the sh*t out of me.
Subject says it all.
Byte me on the a*s; on the one hand.

There is more than one way to do it; Get on with it.

If I tell you, will you buy me a beer? Grinning from ear to
ear.

[To a Servingman] What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?

I don't care.

The end of the world as we know it!
Kiss on the cheek.
Give a little, get a little;
Be at the pictures for (insert time)!
Wash my mouth out with soap.
As per your request.
The more I know, the less I understand.
Laughing so hard I peed my pants.
But what do I know? for real though!
I agree with this post.

But then again I could be wrong.
Because I say so. Who cares anyway.
Be there with bells on.
So what's your problem?
Get the f**k out of my face.
Do what I mean, not what I say.

Holy cow, Batman! where are you from?

These things take time.
I am chatting with someone online.
That's a frightening thought.

You get the idea?

Be that as it may.

And where can I get one;
Love you like a brother;
And now for a word from our sponsor.
One for all and all for one:
Thanks for the help ahead of time.
Hanging head in shame:
There's more than one way to do it:
Did you see the size of that thing.
Point of presence; post office protocol.
And you're telling me this because.

Flying f**k in a rolling donut: It's not my problem.

You have been warned:
In a good way! I seem to recall: how to;
I am easy, are you? how to.
You're on your own! God bless you!
I make my own rules!
You'll be sorry! you'll be sorry!

Who gives a sh*t.

Got to go;
You are (or) your: sick of me yet?
Not a lot of people know that:
You don't know me! short of time.
Cross my heart! You are (or) your; for:
Be right here-- Be right here! For sale!
I see you are. Cross my heart!

And now for something completely different. I wish I knew:
prisoner of chat; peeping other chatters.

Exit

[To JULIET] If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill
you: Full up ready to burst (about hard drives).

God loves you and so do I.
Don't quote me on this;
Don't have the bandwidth.
Great big hug and kiss.

Are we having any fun yet?

Anything that turns you on baby.

On the other other hand; The more I know, the less I
understand.

Thanks for the thought (or) tip.

Thanks for the help ahead of time. Throwing in your two
cents' worth.

I have another instant message.

Are you there? I see a great need! very big grin.

Adult in the room.

May the force be with you.

What do you think?

Market maker.
Member of the opposite sex.
As far as I understand it.
That's what you all say;
There is more than one way to do it.
Fill in the blank.

Is it tight? I am an accountant! give it a rest.

Anyone; the powers that be.

Age no bar; give it a rest.

Not too much (or) Not to mention;
We never did it this way before.
Is it tight? I think you mean.
I think you mean; good night.
Boot to the head! Member of the opposite sex.
Do what I mean, not what I say:
All the best.

Exeunt all but JULIET and Nurse

Long time, no see. What's your problem?

Oh no! another wedgie.

What are you doing later?

I think you mean.

What's your real name?

I know.

Go ahead: to be determined. You've got to be kidding.

Give someone a hug; Don't hold your breath.

May I have your attention please!
Tears running down my face!
Groaning on the floor in agony.
That is not a legal opinion.

What's up? what's up?

Do what I mean, not what I say.

One calls within 'Juliet.'

About to! The cat's dead; one for all and all for one.

Exeunt

ACT II

PROLOGUE

Enter Chorus

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
And you're telling me this because;
Thanks for the help ahead of time.
We never did it this way before.
Look out, here it comes again.
In between technology.
Nothing much, just chillin'.
And now for a word from our sponsor:
Bend over here it comes.
Parents looking over shoulder;
And I'm a monkey's uncle.
Is there anybody here:
But in the meantime.
Lick me where I sweat.

Exit

SCENE I. A lane by the wall of Capulet's orchard.

Enter ROMEO

I know you are, but what am I? Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

He climbs the wall, and leaps down within it

Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO

Loser! see you, too!

As it was; And now for a word from our sponsor.

Keep this crap out of this newsgroup: Call for discussion.

To (or) too.
Loser! up yours! today! location! loser!
Reality on the blink again:
Right to keep and bear arms;
Byte me! Got nothing but love for you; For.
Serious massive existence failure.
Due diligence (or) Darling daughter.
You asked for it, you got it.
Naked in front of the keyboard!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt;
There is no justice.
Along the same line.
Fresh fields and pastures new.
Grinning, ducking and running fast!
Another three letter acronym.
What in the f**k is this sh*t!

Thanks for the thought (or) tip.

Did not answer: I am repeating this parrot-fashion without
the slightest idea of what I mean; Along the same line: end
of thread (or) transmission (don't reply to this message).

Deep wet kiss on the a*s.
See you in the morning:
Birds of a feather.

I love it when the plan comes together.
More will be revealed later.
End of discussion (or) end of day.
It really s*cks the big one.
Do what I mean, not what I say.
Equipment smarter than operator!
Have a good night: I'm buck naked;
The end of the world as we know it:
How are you?

Love you like a brother; there is more than one way to do
it.

Exeunt

SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.

Enter ROMEO

Code 9, parents are around.

JULIET appears above at a window

Microsoft! but what the heck do I know?
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
One for all and all for one.
It really s*cks the big one.
But then again or before the attacks:
Be there with bells on;
As far as I can see.
If the shoe fits wear it; cut it out.
Kiss my royal Irish arse!
Bat you on the head!
It still does nothing: see what I mean?
But of course; As I see it.
From the bottom of my heart:
On the floor (or) On the phone.
Doing business, not.
Throwing in your two cents' worth.
What the heck? (or) what the h*ll?
The end of the world as we know it.
I don't give a damn; over the knee.
Just thought you wanted to know.
God willing and the creek don't rise.
See you see me (video conference)!
On the other other hand.
Chat with you later!

Byte me!

Speak: And where can I get one! I am repeating this
parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what I mean.

One to one! where are you from?
Get the f**k out of my face;
Get the f**k out of my face.
And I'm a monkey's uncle.

[Aside] Shareware (or) so what? (or) says who?

Hate it when that happens;
Thanks for the thought (or) tip.
What's up? I am not a crook.
Tomorrow is another day.
Born to be bad. On the other hand!
What's in it for me? be there with bells on.
Be there with bells on;
Look out, here it comes again.
Yet another off-topic message.
Without thinking. Fresh off the boat.
One for all and all for one.
Take a hike.

But then again or before the attacks:
Laughing out loud and rolling on the ground;
Bend over here it comes.

If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?

Byte me.
Boot to the head:
Darn near p*ssed myself.
Because I say so;
But then again I could be wrong.

My parents are in the room.
May the force be with you:
Are you free tonight?

But then again or before the attacks.

If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?
There is more than one way to do it.
Who the f**k do you think you are.
Not invented here.

But then again or before the attacks;
For crying out loud.
And where can I get one;
There's more than one way to do it.

The more I know, the less I understand.

Surf the web (or) search the web.
In other words: soon to be ex.
As a matter of interest.

And now for a word from our sponsor.

There is more than one way to do it;
And you're telling me this because:
More will be revealed later.
Printed, framed and hanging on my wall.

Who died and left you in charge?

I love it when the plan comes together;
One for all and all for one.
I am so horny; between you and me.
As a matter of interest.
Request for comments.

Get the f**k out of my face.
24 Hours a day, 7 days a week.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
F**k you & the sysop you rode in on.
I hate you: you are welcome!
Are you there? I know what you mean.
Adult in the room: heart to heart.
Not my problem; great lovers love alike.
When all else fails. One to one.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it:
Without thinking too much.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
To (or) too; one for the road.
I must say (or) I am sorry.
Who the f**k do you think you are:
Got nothing but love for you.
Consider it done (or) crying in disgrace.
I could be wrong (or) It could be worse.
Not that it matters much.
I have no opinion: be there or be dead.
And you're telling me this because.
When we do what it is we do.

Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters--

My parents are in the room.
What you get is what you pay for.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

What did you say?

No idea at all;
Surf (or) search the f**king web.
Back in the good old days.
I don't believe it.

In no particular order--

Did not answer: you had to be there.
I have another instant message:
You are too wise for me;
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
Along the same line. Have a good night!
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth.
Far more than you ever want to know.
Have a good night! between you and me.
Do you hear what I hear!

But what the heck do I know?

That was interesting, wasn't it?

The end of the world as we know it.

What you see before you get it: Bend over here it comes
again.

You get the idea? but what do I know?

Bend over here it comes again.
Are you stupid or something:
Your guess is as good as mine.
My gameboy died; from time to time.
The more I know, the less I understand.

Nurse calls within

Signal to noise ratio; I love you!
In a good way! Strange but true.
Look out, here it comes again.

Exit, above

Have a good night! I am tired.
We never did it this way before.
Too many to count.

Re-enter JULIET, above

For your amusement and edification.
To the best of my knowledge.
There's more than one way to do it.
Someday I'll have the time.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip;
Wash my mouth out with soap.
And now for a word from our sponsor.

[Within] Today!

I love you-- Do what I mean, not what I say--

[Within] Today!

By any chance--
Eat sh*t and live to hate it:
Tomorrow a.m.

I hate my boss--

Have a good night!

Exit, above

The end of the world as we know it.
Love you like a sister.
Be back.
But then again or before the attacks.

Retiring

Re-enter JULIET, above

Kiss! Go for it! And I'm a monkey's uncle.
Let's do the time warp again!
Brute force and massive ignorance;
Bend over here it comes.
Did you see the size of that thing.
Off the top of my head.

Anything that turns you on baby:
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Are you stupid or something!

Loser!

Are you there?

If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?

At the moment.

I'll be back: Are you still there. I have another instant
message.

Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

I laughed, I cried, I spilled coffee on my keyboard.

Rolling on the floor lauging my a*s off out loud.

I am so horny; It would be nice if:
Anything that turns you on baby;
On the other other hand.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Put it in their back yard.
Gotta get out of here.

It would be nice if.

As it should be:
Did you see the size of that thing.
Have a good night! busting a gut.
Tomorrow.
That's a frightening thought.

Exit above

Been there, done that!
God willing and the creek don't rise!
Forget it, I'm outta here.
Right to keep and bear arms.

Exit

SCENE III. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE, with a basket

There is more than one way to do it.
The end of the world as we know it.
And where can I get one.
One for all and all for one:
Where the sun don't shine.
The end of the world as we know it.
I must say (or) I am sorry.
Fresh fields and pastures new.
Be at the pictures for (insert time);
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
And where can I get one.
Rolling on the floor laughing.
Too many to count.
And now for something completely different.
The powers that be.
Life's a bitch and then you die:
There is more than one way to do it.
But in the meantime.
Trying to keep a straight face.
Pardon me for jumping in but:
For the time being;
Can sometimes refer to nude club.
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
Piled higher and deeper:
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt;
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Deep wet kiss on the a*s.
Can sometimes refer to nude club;
And where can I get one.
Rolling on the floor wetting my pants.

Enter ROMEO

Goo goo cluster.

Elite!
What are you doing later?
Love you like a sister.
Laughing too hard to type:
Back in the good old days.
And where can I get one;
Wash my mouth out with soap.
I love it when the plan comes together:
Deep wet kiss on the a*s.
Estimated time of departure;
Did you see the size of that thing.
What you see is all you get.

That stinks; it seems to me.

Got to run! how's it going?

What are you doing later? any; I have another instant
message.

That's all for now: but what do I know?

Bend over here it comes again.
I am chatting with someone online.
Where no one has gone before.
That's to be expected: male or female.
Right to keep and bear arms:
My heart bleeds for you.
Divorced Jewish female.

Laughing out loud and rolling on the ground; Flying f**k in
a rolling donut.

Tears running down my trouser legs.
Get the f**k out of my face:
And where can I get one;
What you get is what you pay for.
Be home late: as I understand It.
Brute force and massive ignorance.
All of the above; out the door.
Thank God tomorrow's Friday.

Hate it when that happens!
I love it when the plan comes together.
Do you suck? you're gonna love this.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Very big sh*t eating grin.
That's the lot for now!
Head m*ther f**ker what are in charge.
There's more than one way to do it!
Did you see the size of that thing.
Tears running down my cheeks;
You are not expected to understand this.
Beats the sh*t out of me:
Life's a bitch and then you die.
One for all and all for one:
Are you there? direct distance dial.
Someday I'll have the time.

In care of (for sending mail).

Pardon me for interrupting.

All my love.

Nothing in, nothing out.

I get the point; be home late.
One for all and all for one;
In other words.

On the one hand.
God loves you and so do I.
But then again I could be wrong.
Internet relay chat;
One for all and all for one.
For your amusement and edification.

Out of here; Go sit on a snake.

Wise old guy; f**ked up more than usual.

Exeunt

SCENE IV. A street.

Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO

Since when do you rule the web? Are you free tonight?

Not that it matters; I agree with this post.

Do what I mean, not what I say. There is more than one way
to do it.

Seal the deal (or) Sexually transmitted disease.

Get out of my life.

Ring, no answer.

I am chatting with someone online.

Character (or computer) Role Playing Game.

So's your Mom! the cat's dead; sealed with a loving kiss;
just thought you wanted to know; off the top of my head and
rolling out of bounds: are we having any fun yet?

Know what I mean?

As far as I can tell. Obligatory on topic comment. Web
application meets brick and mortar; if you know what I mean
and I think you do: nothing is certain but death and taxes;
keep this crap out of this newsgroup: in the real world!
peer to peer! by the way!

Are you?

There's no such thing as a free lunch; as a matter of fact!
Bye bye be good! read my mail man! have a good one! Would
you like a saucer of milk with that comment? On the other
hand!

Enter ROMEO

Bend over here it comes.

Love you like a brother: please leave our newsgroup,
killfiled! The end of the world as we know it: I am not a
lawyer, but I play one on tv; eat sh*t and live to hate it;
Did I say; Get a life; I have another instant message; On
the floor (or) On the phone. Grinning from ear to ear!
life's a bitch and then you die. Back of the envelope
calculation.

Too many to count. What the f**k do I know?

Cute things they say; are you there?

Laughing 'til my sides hurt; laughed so hard had to change
my shorts.

What you see bears absolutely no relation to what you get.

Heavens to betsy.

You ask for it, you get it.

For your Information.

Read the f**king source.

Ciao for now.

Tonight.

She who must be obeyed.

Hello again: I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the
slightest idea of what I mean.

Laughing out loud and rolling on the ground.

Between you and me; as it was.

Happy holidays to you and yours; I'll be back.

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean: are you male or female?

What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close.

Did you see the size of that thing.

Buzz word quotient.

Not that I'm bitter or anything; put on a happy face.

I know you are, but what am I?

I have a terrible craving for your body!

Figure it out for yourself, f**ker; This is where the goofy
little grin goes.

Who died and left you in charge?
You are too wise for me; how to.
I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture:
Does it look like I give a f**k.
I hate this f**king place (or) I have truly found paradise.

Don't even go there.

This is where the goofy little grin goes.

And you're telling me this because.

On the other hand; I don't give a sh*t:
On the way (or) On the whole (or) Off to work; for.
Naked in front of the computer.

Have a good one!

Enter Nurse and PETER

As it was!

How to; go sit on a snake.

Later!

Any!

At any rate.

Boot to the head; one for all and all for one.

See you soon (or) system.

Do you hear what I hear.

Is it tight?

We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

I love you! great to see you!

Be at the pictures for (insert time).

My mouth is full; I am easy, are you? Since when do you rule
the web?

I hate you; you are too wise for me.
What you see is what you get:
What you get is what you pay for.

You have mail.

What, another bill? when all else fails; I wish I knew.

See you see me (video conference).

Special interest group.

Yadda yadda yadda! how to!

What do you think?

I hate you; pardon me, you must have mistaken me for
someone who gives a sh*t.

Sings

You have lost.
One for the road.
I've got a comment.
Do you hear what I hear.
Way too much information.
Be there or be dead.
Do you m*sturbate? oh well.
Not invented here.

I love you.

Have a great day;

Singing

Blah, blah, blah.

Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO

Market maker! If I tell you what this means will you kiss
me?

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Do what I mean, not what I say.
Wait a minute.

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean; did you see the size of that thing. At
any rate! Just one of those things; Just one of those
things. Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that
remark?

I am not an accountant; if I tell you what it means, I will
have to kill you: Rolling on the floor laughing and holding
my side.

Long on promises, short on delivery. At any rate! Are you
still there: I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you;
be at the pictures for (insert time): I am repeating this
parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what I mean:
for the time being; pardon me, you must have mistaken me
for someone who gives a d*mn.

Happy holidays to you and yours. I gotta go pee--

Not that it matters much: Big beautiful woman.

What do you mean by that? you don't know me.

What you see is what you get; give a little, get a little.

Did you see the size of that thing; Asleep at keyboard (or)
Alive and kicking. Byte me on the a*s.

No thanks; I gotta pee.

How to; I see you are.

What did you say? are you still there.

But then again or before the attacks:
May the force be with you.
Along the same line;
What the h*ll does that mean.
See you in the morning.
Forever; greetings and salutations:
Forever; from time to time.

Not invented here! See you, too.

What's your real name?

Are you there? Would you like a bowl of cream to go with
that remark?

I have another instant message.

Apple pie; dumbass of the year-- For you! not that I'm
bitter or anything-- If I tell you what it means, I will
have to kill you; if I tell you what it means, I will have
to kill you. My computer is better than yours (so nyerr);
rolling on the floor laughing out loud very hard. Who died
and left you in charge?

Because; see what I mean? no thanks.

Any. loser! that's the lot for now; Sorry for that-- For; I
am chatting with someone online-- What you see bears
absolutely no relation to what you get.

Byte me on the a*s.

Along the same line.

Exit Romeo

Later!

Any!

But then again or before the attacks.

Exeunt

SCENE V. Capulet's orchard.

Enter JULIET

Tears running down my trouser legs;
I have another instant message.
And where can I get one: I hate you.
Be home late! don't hold your breath.
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
Be back sooner or later:
Buffer (or) brain overload.
And where can I get one.
Where the sun don't shine.
Father of a friend of a girlfriend.
On the floor (or) On the phone.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
When we do what it is we do;
One for all and all for one.
Don't lie to me:
But you knew that already;
One for all and all for one.
One for the road!

Enter Nurse and PETER

Did you see that? Did you see that? Send me an email.

Byte me on the a*s.

Exit PETER

End of lecture-- Did you see that?
Thought that too (or) That's the truth;
Did you see the size of that thing.
Trying to keep a straight face.

Great lovers love alike: See how you are! that is not what I
said!

If you know what I mean and I think you do: Bat you on the
head; boot to the head.

See what I mean? do you m*sturbate? Did you see that?

Not a lot of people know that.
Are we having any fun yet?
These things take time.
I used to know all that stuff.
I am easy, are you? want to talk;
Someday I'll have the time:
What's in it for me?

When you get a chance; if you know what I mean: Loser! one
to one; be right back, can't think of anything to say; I am
repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of
what I mean: rolling on the floor for no apparent reason. By
the way; I love you. What are you doing later?

How to: not a lot of people know that. What's in it for me?
see what I mean?

Birds of a feather! what a load of cr*p!
It's all in the subject.
Be back sooner or later-- Get back to work!
In care of (for sending mail).
Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off!

Beats the sh*t out of me. I know you are, but what am I?

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and pe*ing in my
pants-- Are you there?

There is no justice! do the right thing;
Are you there? As per your request!
Love you like a sister.
Are you there? For.

Overdose; oh dear!
Are you coming? sorry, I've got to run;
But what the heck do I know?
Never again voluneer yourself.

See (or) cool! know what I mean?

Are we going to have to go through this again?

Have.

See you see me (video conference);
Life's a bitch and then you die:
From the bottom of my heart.
Trying to keep a straight face.
Miss you so much; I just want to say.
See you later (or) catch you later.
But then again or before the attacks:
Life's a bitch and then you die.
Did you see the size of that thing.
For; I beg to differ: bat you on the head.

One to one! Best friends forever.

Exeunt

SCENE VI. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and ROMEO

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!

At any rate! I see what you mean.
I am not a lawyer, but I play one on tv.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it:
What you get is what you pay for.
When we do what it is we do;
One for all and all for one.

The possibilities are endless.
Another three letter acronym.
You are too wise for me: it seems to me.
I make my own rules.
On the floor (or) On the phone:
To the moderator; I love you;
My parents are in the room.

Enter JULIET

One for the road: I might add.
Till our paths cross again:
All my best wishes.
That is not what I said.
Age no bar; be right back.

Bend over here it comes.

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

As much (or) many as possible.

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean.

My computer is better than yours.
Beats the sh*t out of me:
There is more than one way to do it;
Byte me on the a*s.
From the bottom of my heart.

Love you with all my heart;
For your amusement and edification.
Too much information.

Exeunt

ACT III

SCENE I. A public place.

Enter MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, Page, and Servants

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt:
That is not what I said.
Do what I mean, not what I say;
Did you see the size of that thing.

Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who
gives a d*mn! I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the
slightest idea of what I mean.

I am easy, are you?

Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who
gives a d*mn.

Are you OK?

Parents over the shoulder (or) Plain old telephone service.
You! I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the
slightest idea of what I mean: rolling on the floor laughing
my a*s and other body parts off: who died and left you in
charge? I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the
slightest idea of what I mean: I am repeating this
parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what I mean: if
I tell you what this means will you kiss me? if I tell you
what this means will you kiss me? and now for a word from
our sponsor!

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean.

Threesome! Male!

Byte me on the a*s.

Bye bye for now.

Enter TYBALT and others

You win some, you lose some. Not a good idea: be there with
bells on.

Welcome (or) Who cares? are you stupid or something; take my
word for it.

If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you.

Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?

Member of the opposite sex--

Confirm! what do you mean by that? off the top of my head
and rolling out of bounds: there is no justice; beats the
h*ll outta me. Cross post!

You're boring the heck out of me:
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Don't hold your breath.
Or best offer; when all else fails.

This is where the goofy little grin goes; God willing and
the creek don't rise.

Enter ROMEO

May the force be with you: where were you.

I used to have a lot of respect for him/her:
And now for a word from our sponsor;
Or words to that effect. For.

Not that I'm bitter or anything-- Thanks a million.

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean: as far as I know; Before I forget; I
see what you mean.

Beats the living sh*t out of me; be there or be dead.

Not invented here.
My computer is better than yours (so nyerr).
Beats the sh*t out of me:
In a good way-- Big name fan.
As early as possible-- The cat's dead.

That is not a legal opinion! Be that as it may.

Draws

What, another bill?

What would Jesus do?

Got nothing but love for you; pardon me, you must have
mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t. Will you buy me
a double if I tell you? what you see before you get it.

Kiss for you.

Drawing

Post proof or shut the f**k up.

Yeah, sure you do.

They fight

Download; boot to the head.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!
Just venting, nothing personal.
For anyone who cares:
For sale! to (or) too!

TYBALT under ROMEO's arm stabs MERCUTIO, and flies with his followers

I am tired.
Blow it out your nose! I am tired.
How's it going?

What, another bill?

See you later, alligator; took you long enough. Where are
you from? It's all in the subject.

Exit Page

Come on; be there or be dead.

You can't do business when your computer is down; first in,
still here: far more than you ever want to know. I agree
with this post. Blow it out your nose! If you know what I
mean and I think you do! I laughed, I cried, I spilled
coffee on my keyboard! Where are you from? See you (or)
cover your a*s.

It's all in the subject.

Blow it out your nose.
As I see it. Blow it out your nose!
Beats the sh*t out of me: I hate you.
Any day now: for you!

Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO

Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s and other body parts
off; brilliant minds think in parallel gutters-- Just
thought you wanted to know! Totally stupid rules (or)
Terminate and stay resident (program)!

Re-enter BENVOLIO

Sometimes refers to oral sex!
Laughing so hard I peed my pants.
F**k you directly in the mouth.

There's more than one way to do it; Sitting behind the
computer, naked.

Bend over here it comes again.

Alive and smiling! daughter in law!
May I have your attention please.
As far as I'm concerned!

Re-enter TYBALT

Reality on the blink again.
Chat with you later; too sexy for you.
Give a little, get a little.
Groaning on the floor in agony:
Short of time, must go.

I used to have a lot of respect for him/her.

To be determined.

They fight; TYBALT falls

Bye bye be good!
Sometimes refers to oral sex.
Did not answer: what the h*ll does that mean.
If I'm not mistaken: in a good way!

I am not a crook!

What did you say?

Exit ROMEO

Enter Citizens, & c

That was interesting, wasn't it? That was interesting,
wasn't it?

The powers that be.

Don't go there; I have another instant message.

Enter Prince, attended; MONTAGUE, CAPULET, their Wives, and others

Where's your sense of humor?

All praise and credit.
Oh no, not this again:
There is more than one way to do it.
These things take time.

I hate my boss! It's esther's fault!
Grin! Because! be back! On the floor laughing.
Holy cow, Batman! Strange but true.
Freedom of speech; full of sh*t.
I love you!

What do you mean by that?

Far more than you ever want to know;
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Been there, done that.
No big deal: all the best.
What you see looks pretty good.
Do you see what I see.
Do what I mean, not what I say.
Sitting naked at computer.
There is more than one way to do it.
Anything that turns you on baby.
On the other other hand.
Be back sooner or later.
Go for it: For the record.
Boy friend! cross post! No later than.
One to one.
Read between the lines.
Adult in the room; work at home Mom.
Don't you just hate it when...
Life's a bitch and then you die;
But in the meantime.
I have another instant message.
And you're telling me this because.
Let's do the time warp again.
And you're telling me this because.
This is where the goofy little grin goes.

Reason to be single;
Subject says it all; I see you are:
The end of the world as we know it.
And where can I get one.
Truth, justice, and the American way;
You asked for it, you got it.

Real time interruption; What do you mean by that?

Now you come to mention it;
Hate it when that happens.
Thinking of you.

One for the road.
It really s*cks the big one:
I have another instant message.
Gone for now (or) Grim file reaper;
I am chatting with someone online.
Thanks for the help ahead of time:
I'll be seeing your;
Error message replace user:
One for the road: bend over here it comes.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Life's a bitch and then you die:
Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel.

Exeunt

SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.

Enter JULIET

Do you see what I see.
Thanks for nothing: duck and cover.
What you got is what you get.
Sorry, I could not resist.
Read the whole f**king question.
That's the way it goes.
Locally unwanted land use.
Life's a bitch & then you die.
Be there or be dead; born to be bad.
Get on with it. Faster than light.
Go sit on a snake.
In care of (for sending mail).
Father of a friend of a girlfriend:
Rolling on the floor wetting my pants.
Divorced black male; file transfer protocol.
Think globally, act locally.
Good night; come on; faster than light;
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
Double income, no kids yet.
Give it a rest; eat sh*t and die.
Wash my mouth out with soap.
Did you see the size of that thing.
The end of the world as we know it.
Post proof or shut the f**k up.
May I have your attention please.
God loves you and so do I.
Not too good: be that as it may.
What you see before you get it.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Any day now. I rest my case.
End of business; and where can I get one.
Brute force and massive ignorance.

Enter Nurse, with cords

Did you see that? What do you think? since when do you rule
the web?

One for the road.

Throws them down

Byte me! what's up? what do you mean by that?

Oh well! be there or be dead!
Where no one has gone before!
By the way! bend over here it comes again!

But what do I know?

Come on.
You have lost: Time to go!
What would Jesus do? Loser!

What are you doing later?
Thanks for the help ahead of time.
What do you mean by that? born to be bad.
One for all and all for one.
Thread is deteriorating (Off Topic):
I am not an accountant;
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. For.
I'll be seeing your; bye for now:
From the bottom of my heart.

May the force be with you--
You have been warned-- Cross my heart:
You are too wise for me;
Code 9, parents are around.
Fill in the blank; I found a bug.

Cross my heart! eat sh*t, bark at moon!
For your eyes/ears only!
Ear to ear grin; I'm out of here;
Eat sh*t and live to hate it!

Out of the box (brand new)!
For your eyes only! don't go there!
What the h*ll does that mean!

What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?
I know you are, but what am I?
Are we having any fun yet?
My parents are in the room!
What's in it for me?

That is not what I said; Not that I'm bitter or anything.

For! did you see that?

I might add; that's the way it goes!

Sealed with a loving kiss!
Who died and left you in charge?
Big beautiful woman! dead on arrival!
It's esther's fault! role playing games!
Just a bunch of discs!
Just one of those things.
I am not an accountant!
Anything that turns you on baby.
Did you see the size of that thing.
If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?
Waste of flaming time and money.
How are you? As it should be.
In a good way!

There is no justice.
Go sit on a snake; call me.
One for all and all for one.
See what I mean? give someone a hug:
The end of the world as we know it.
From time to time!

Member of the month.
For real though! go sit on a snake:
What you see is what you get;
But then again I could be wrong.
Back of the envelope.
Do what I mean, not what I say!

Will you buy me a double if I tell you?

What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?
There is more than one way to do it.
That was interesting, wasn't it?
Are we going to have to go through this again?
That is not what I said:
F**k with me at your own risk;
You had to be there.
For your misinformation.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it;
That's what you all say:
All the best; see what I mean?
My computer is better than yours.
Threesome: I don't get it;
But in the meantime.
Be at the pictures for (insert time):
Eat sh*t and die-- Tonight; For.
That is not what I said.
Hate it when that happens. The cat's dead.
Please no cursing allowed here:
Witless one line followup.
One for all and all for one.
I love it when the plan comes together.
On the other other hand.
Age, sex, location, picture?
But then again I could be wrong.
Gee, I wish I'd said that.
I have another instant message.
All praise and credit. Broken as designed! For.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
In other words; or words to that effect.
What, another bill?

Ducking and running for cover: Did you see that? I'll drink
to that.

Wash my mouth out with soap: with all due respect.
Bend over here it comes again.
Make it look good: god loves you and so do I.
Between you and me; broken as designed:
Dude you facinate me;
But I could be wrong.
Does not compute; I'll be seeing your;
Off the top of my head!

I am your master: I'll be late.
To (or) too: Boot to the head.
Are you still there:
I'll be back; as far as I can tell.

Go for it! end of thread (or) transmission (don't reply to
this message).

Exeunt

SCENE III. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE

Be home late; one for the road:
Blinding flash of the obvious.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

Enter ROMEO

See what I mean? what's eating you?
What comes around, goes around.
Do I know you?

Too late.
I am chatting with someone online:
Cute things they do.

Since when do you rule the web?

What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close.

In any event! beaten it to death; More sh*t; more of the
same; (or) Masters Degree: I didn't say that.

One for all and all for one: The end of the world as we know
it.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.
In regard to (or) hello again.
Deep wet kiss on the a*s.
I don't give a damn: yet another.
I am tired: hanging head in shame.
That's the way it goes.
Please don't shout the message.

In real life! I make my own rules!
Not quite our class dear; chuckle and grin.
Taking care of business, ya'll.
And now for a word from our sponsor:
Life's a bitch and then you die.

Is there anybody here: be right here.
Where were you; whatever happened to.
Did you see the size of that thing.
One for all and all for one;
At the moment: for sale.
Are you stupid or something.
I agree with this post: at the moment.
On the other other hand.
And now for a word from our sponsor.
Continued in next post.
Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters;
At the moment; yet another:
Wash my mouth out with soap:
Do what I mean, not what I say.
Are you available to chat?
What comes around, goes around.
You win some, you lose some.
But in the meantime-- Age/sex?
Beats the living sh*t out of me;
Holding hands: boot to the head.
Bend over here it comes.
As a matter of interest.
Shareware (or) so what? (or) says who?

What you get is what you pay for.

Do you see what I see.

Kick in the a*s (type of therapy):
Let's meet in real life.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip.

Are you there? Have a nice day!
These things take time.
Drop to one knee and blow.
It's not my problem: one to one.

If you see what I mean.

If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?

Love you with all my heart.

What you see is what you get:
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
One for all and all for one.
Giggling so hard I wet my pants.
Did you see the size of that thing.
As far as I know.
To the best of my knowledge.

Knocking within

Are; don't know; long time, no type.

Today; parents over the shoulder (or) Plain old telephone
service.

Knocking

Peck on the cheek! Anyone here? Full of tripe; Too old to
care. Get a life! I f**ked up;

Knocking

Born to be bad. By the way! Keep it simple, stupid! I love
you!

Knocking

Are you there? how are you? so what's your problem?

[Within] Let me know of any problems.
Boy friend;
I love you very much.

Welcome back.

Enter Nurse

If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Let's meet in real life.
Just in case! Be home late!
At the moment! Born to be bad.
Grinning, ducking and running.
As I understand It; I see what you mean:
Let's all get naked and f**k;
I know you are, but what am I?

Loser!

Loser! loser! That's the lot for now.

Sick of me yet? how's it going?
Waste of time and money.
That's the lot for now.
Do I look like I give a d*mn?
What's up? are you there? did I say.
What's your real name?

There's nothing on television, so ..;
Are you still there; read the screen.
As it was; on the one hand.
Oh no, not this again.

As it should be.
Thanks for the help ahead of time.
Did not answer; be that as it may.
Mother-in-law. Please tell me.
I agree with this post.
Do I know you? if you see what I mean.
I have no opinion.

Drawing his sword

On the other hand:
Are you coming? for crying out loud:
Teachers are watching; any day now.
This won't hurt a bit:
Be back in a second!
I'll be seeing your!
The list goes on: all my love.
Thought that too (or) That's the truth.
Did you see that? did you see that?
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Who died and left you in charge?
What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?
One for all and all for one.
In the money; shoot hot coffee out of nose.
Did you see the size of that thing;
Where the sun don't shine.
Just one of those things.
Did you see the size of that thing:
That's the lot for now.
Groaning on the floor in agony;
Witless one word followup.
Rolling on the floor trying to put out flames;
Waste of flaming time and money.
Naked in front of the computer.
Bend over here it comes again.
Brute force and massive ignorance.
See you see me (video conference).
Phase of the moon! eat sh*t and live.
Far more than you ever want to know;
Heart to heart: Are you still there.
But you knew that already; be there with bells on:
Thought that too (or) That's the truth.
Beaten it to death; for real though:
Great big hugs and kisses back;
Open mouth, insert keyboard;
If it makes any difference.
Drop to one knee and blow:
Laughed so hard had to change my shorts.
Get the f**k out of my face.
Problem in chair, not in computer:
But then again or before the attacks.
Do what I mean, not what I say;
There is more than one way to do it.
See you (or) cover your a*s.
Return of The King (a Tolkien book).
With hugs and kisses.
Just for information.
Go for it: byte me on the a*s;
And where can I get one.
It really s*cks the big one:
Come on.

Sorry, I could not resist.
Have a good one: Big sh*t eating grin!
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Do you see what I see.

Life's a bitch and then you die: See you later (or) catch
you later.

Exit

Not in my front yard either!

Go ahead; good night; one for all and all for one:
But then again or before the attacks.
Father of a girlfriend:
Big man on campus; Blow it out your nose.
From time to time.
Or words to that effect:
Bite my a*s; Too late: oh well; good night.

What you see bears absolutely no relation to what you get:
Forever.

Exeunt

SCENE IV. A room in Capulet's house.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and PARIS

Things are really fouled up.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it:
Look out, here it comes again.
Any day now-- Be there or be dead.
I love it when the plan comes together:
Are you stupid or something.
You have been warned.

The end of the world as we know it. Have a good night: be
see'n you later.

Grinning from ear to ear; On the other other hand.

Yes, I will go private.
All my love: First in, still here.
It seems to me; yeah, sure you do.
What you see before you get it;
Take care of yourself;
And where can I get one--
Microsoft! so what do you think?

Today! oh my! Believe it or not.
Powers that be: are you still there.
Never heard of him or her.
Did you see that? did you see that?
I see a great need-- I found a bug;
May I have your attention please.
If my memory serves me correctly.
Big orange switch:
There is more than one way to do it.
At the moment. So what do you think?

Far more than you ever want to know.

See how you are: you had to be there.
What you see before you get it.
Parents against dyslexia.
All my love. Big damn number!
Byte me! be back sooner or later.
That is not a legal opinion.
Tonight.

Exeunt

SCENE V. Capulet's orchard.

Enter ROMEO and JULIET above, at the window

Did you see that? silent but deadly:
Waste of time and money.
Thanks for the help ahead of time;
Highly sensitive person:
Believe it or not.

May the force be with you.
No big deal: does what you mean.
As a matter of interest:
What comes around, goes around.
Reality on the blink again.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.

That is not a legal opinion:
Do you see what I see.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip.
Obligatory on topic comment:
Before I forget; you've got to be kidding.

Beaten it to death;
Frankly, I couldn't care less.
See you in the morning.
Did you see the size of that thing;
That is not a legal opinion.
Keep your head out of your a*s:
Far more than you ever want to know:
Grin, duck and weave! Tell it like it is.
How are you? free to talk; as it was.

As it was: been there, done that!
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
Grinning, ducking and running fast.
Someday I'll have the time;
Blinding flash of the obvious:
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
When you get a chance!
I used to know all that stuff.
Surf the web (or) search the web.
One to one; greetings and salutations.

Eat sh*t and live; one for all and all for one!

Enter Nurse, to the chamber

Today!

Age/sex?

I have a terrible craving for your body: Date/day of birth;
you can look it up.

Exit

Knowledge in, bullsh*t out.

Same old, same-old! one for all and all for one.

He goeth down

Are you there? friend of a friend!
May the force be with you.
Herein after referred to as:
But then again I could be wrong.
Freeware hall of fame!

Forever!
I'll drink to that.
Buy one get one free.

Know what I mean?

I don't get it; on the way (or) On the whole (or) Off to
work.

I have no opinion!
Did you see the size of that thing.
From the bottom of my heart:
Deep wet kiss on the lips.

God loves you and so do I: For crying out loud. Apple pie!

Exit

One to one! when all else fails:
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
What's in it for me? No problem found;
But then again I could be wrong.
Be right back.

[Within] Dying With Laughter! are you OK?

What, another bill? are you there?
I know you are, but what am I?
What are you doing later?

Enter LADY CAPULET

See how you are!

Nota bene (note well).

Are we having any fun yet?
What are you doing later?
Under the counter (or) coordinated universal time;
One for the road: beats the sh*t out of me;
End of discussion (or) end of day.

Sealed with a loving kiss.

We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud very hard.

What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close.

What did you say?

That's all for now.

[Aside] I have another instant message--
Go for it! Love you with all my heart;
Do I look like I give a sh*t.

Sitting behind the computer, naked.

On the other other hand: Look out, here it comes again!

You asked for it, you got it:
One to one. I'll be seeing your.
Where the sun don't shine.
Small bald unaudacious goal.
What the h*ll does that mean:
Do what I mean, not what I say.

Freeware hall of fame.
First come, first served-- Date--
In my arrogant opinion.
Pardon me for jumping in but.
As far as I understand it;
What comes around, goes around.
Soon to be ex. Cross my heart.
Do what I mean, not what I say.
From the bottom of my heart.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip!

For your amusement and edification. Don't let the bed bugs
bite.

And you're telling me this because: What are you doing
later?

So what, who cares, f**k it;
On the other other hand.
Don't quit your day job.
What you get is what you pay for.

What do you mean by that?

Sorry, I could not resist.
Bat you on the head.
Not that it matters much.
God willing and the creek don't rise.

Nobody ever tells us anything.
God willing and the creek don't rise.
I agree with this post; do what I mean.
I love it when the plan comes together.
Byte me on the a*s.
I am not a lawyer; lick me where I sweat.
Not a lot of people know that.
Faster than light. Be there or be dead!

Be see'n you later; did you see the size of that thing.

Enter CAPULET and Nurse

When we do what it is we do;
To the best of my knowledge.
At your own risk.
How to! you will? what did you say?
Are you coming? Sh*tty little job.
24 Hours a day, 7 days a week;
Surf the web (or) search the web.
Dumbass of the year; one for the road.
Rolling on the floor; cute things they say;
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
First in, still here.
The list goes on. God knows what!
Are you male or female?

Avatar; it still does nothing. I could be wrong (or) It
could be worse!

For! may the force be with you.
For! excuse me? so what do you think?
Do I know you? beats the sh*t out of me.
What you see is what you get.
So what's your problem?

See how you are; but you knew that already:
Do what I mean, not what I say;
When we do what it is we do.

Know how you feel! What's up?
If you know what I mean and I think you do; For.
In my not so humble opinion.
Take my advice (or) Too many acronyms.
What you see is what you get.
Not that it matters much.
Not in my front yard either.
For your misinformation! I see you are!
Face to face!

As far as I can see! what did you say?

If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you.

Been there, done that! big red switch!
All the best: on the other other hand.
Deep wet kiss on the a*s:
Speak at your own risk;
Big orange switch. F**ked up more than usual.
What in the f**k is this sh*t;
Without thinking too much.
And where can I get one:
Out of here!

Not invented here! You are too wise for me.

But what do I know? when you get a chance; chat with you
later.

I seem to recall.

All of a sudden.

You get the idea?

F**k you & the sysop you rode in on!
Love you like a sister;
For the time being.

You are (or) your.

Go ahead! big name fan:
Let's do the time warp again.
Not in my front yard either.
You have been warned: I have no opinion.
No problem (or) Nosy parents.
One for all and all for one.
That's the way it goes.
Groaning on the floor in agony;
Another three letter acronym.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
To be announced; I don't care.
I am so horny; Between you and me. For.
But you knew that already:
Beats the living sh*t out of me:
Look out, here it comes again.
The cat's dead; glad to be of service:
Did you see the size of that thing;
And you're telling me this because.
No text.
To the best of my knowledge.
Do what I mean, not what I say:
Great to see you; I'll look forward.

Exit

Deep wet kiss on the lips.
That was interesting, wasn't it?
Yet another calendar company!
Read the manual (or) message;
Are you still there.
That is not what I said.

You win some, you lose some: May the force be with you.

Exit

I wonder-- Know what I mean?
Groaning on the floor in agony;
Far more than you ever want to know.
Be that as it may.
You telling the truth? long time, no see.
Back of the envelope calculation.
Darn near p*ssed myself!
What's up? what the f**k do I know?
Bye for now.

Tell it like it is.
Broken as designed; do the right thing.
Teachers are watching;
From the bottom of my heart.
The end of the world as we know it.
F**k you directly in the mouth.
It's not my problem!
Beats the sh*t out of me: ready made.
See you see me (video conference).
At any rate. Cross my heart.
F**k you directly in the mouth.
For better or worse: to get rid of.
The cat's dead; is there anybody here.
Hanging head in shame.

Are you free tonight?

See you, too; Fresh off the boat.

Are!

What's up?

Not that it matters much.
Grin: and where can I get one.
Can sometimes refer to nude club.
God loves you and so do I.

If you wish; cute things they do.

Exit

Information! Very wicked grin!
I agree with this post.
Or words to that effect.
What the h*ll does that mean.
So what do you think? Calm yourself;
The end of the world as we know it.
Fall on the floor laughing:
If the shoe fits wear it.

Exit

ACT IV

SCENE I. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS

Can pigs fly? who gives a sh*t.

Be there with bells on; Call for voting (or) Call for votes.

You know that's right: Been there, done that.

Sometimes refers to oral sex.
And where can I get one;
From the bottom of my heart.
Look out, here it comes again.
That's the lot for now.
Administrators on-line.
From the bottom of my heart;
Way too much information.
Try before you buy:
Did you see the size of that thing.

[Aside] I could be wrong (or) It could be worse. Look out,
here it comes again.

Enter JULIET

Happy holidays to you and yours!

Hate it when that happens.

She who must be obeyed.

Wait just a second.

That's to be expected.

Are you available to chat?

Do what I mean, correctly.

What you got is what you get.

I will always love you.

You win some, you lose some.

If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you.

Look out, here it comes again.

One for all and all for one; But then again or before the
attacks.

There is more than one way to do it.

That is not a legal opinion; And where can I get one.

There is more than one way to do it.

In my biased opinion.
Are you still there;
So what do you think?

Endless snorts of stupid laughter. Leave me the f**k alone.

Emotionally disturbed person!
Situation normal, all fouled up:
Till next time; hope this helps.

Exit

Out the door! what you thought you saw, you didn't get; as
far as I can tell!

My parents are in the room;
Sitting behind the computer, naked:
There is more than one way to do it.
I agree with this post.

You are not expected to understand this.
Please tell me more:
You win some, you lose some.
Now that you mention it.
And where can I get one.
Way too much time on your hands;
And where can I get one.
On the other other hand.
Be there with bells on.
Just another system error:
The more I know, the less I understand.
Give someone a hug.
And you're telling me this because.
Fall on the floor laughing.
From the bottom of my heart.
Just one of those things.
Bat you on the head; I beg to differ.
What you see is what you get.

Belly laughing: I don't know you.
For your amusement and edification.
Be there with bells on.
Anything that turns you on baby.
Did you see the size of that thing.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip.
Fixin' to Start (or) F**k this sh*t.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it:
Someday I'll have the time.

Equipment smarter than operator.
From the bottom of my heart;
One of these days; no big deal.
Where were you; screaming with laughter;
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Bend over here it comes again.
With hugs and kisses;
Send me an instant message.
And where can I get one;
Thanks for the help ahead of time;
You killed it, you eat it.
Give a little, get a little.

How to; to whom it may concern.
Tomorrow a.m: See you tomorrow:
Groaning on the floor in agony;
We never did it this way before:
F**k you directly in the mouth.
Who the f**k do you think you are;
When we do what it is we do.
Ducking and running for cover.
May I have your attention please:
Now that you mention it;
The more I know, the less I understand.
To the best of my knowledge.
Beats the sh*t out of me;
Father of a friend of a girlfriend.
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth:
End of discussion (or) end of day.
Call for voting (or) Call for votes.
As far as I can see.
See you in the morning.
Far more than you ever want to know:
F**k with me at your own risk.
On the floor (or) On the phone.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Where the sun don't shine.
Intel inside, idiot outside.
Sometimes refers to oral sex.
And where can I get one: one to one.
Grinning, ducking, and weaving very fast.
Can't remember three letter acronym.
And you're telling me this because;
Grinning from ear to ear.
See you in the morning.

Give it a rest! Or best offer!

Hold; and you're telling me this because: Rolling on the
floor lauging my a*s off out loud.

Creative editing! eating at keyboard. Birds of a feather!

Exeunt

SCENE II. Hall in Capulet's house.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, Nurse, and two Servingmen

Your guess is as good as mine.

Exit First Servant

Grinning, ducking and running fast.

You can have them; god willing and the creek don't rise.

How should I know?

Did you see the size of that thing: the end of the world as
we know it.

Got to go.

Exit Second Servant

Be at the pictures for (insert time). What are you doing
later?

Bye for now.

Never heard of him or her: If the shoe fits wear it.

If the shoe fits wear it.

Enter JULIET

Holy cow, Batman! where are you from?

I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest
idea of what I mean: great to see you! Herein after referred
to as.

One for the road; to get rid of: I am chatting with someone
online.

Get the f**k out of my face;
Bend over here it comes again.
Waste of time and money.

Have a good one; oh well: I f**ked up:
As it should be. I get the point;
As far as I understand it.
To (or) too! bald headed old f*rt.
For what it's worth.

Love you with all my heart.
Shut my mouth wide open.
Are you free tonight?

Are you still there; Time to go.

Don't even go there: talk to you tomorrow.

Exeunt JULIET and Nurse

I have no opinion: Faster than light.

Yes, I will go private.
Far more than you ever want to know:
Gotta get out of here;
I'm not gonna say it; leave me alone;
May the force be with you. I hate you!
That's all for now. Will you call me.
Can't wait to see you.
See you tomorrow: there is no justice.
Scratching my head in disbelief.

Exeunt

SCENE III. Juliet's chamber.

Enter JULIET and Nurse

As per your request: but of course.
But then again I could be wrong.
I have no opinion.
From the bottom of my heart.
Till our paths cross again.

Enter LADY CAPULET

What are you doing later? are you there?

No way; be back much later.
Figure it out for yourself, f**ker:
See you later, alligator.
May the force be with you;
Far more than you ever want to know.
End of business.

Good night: Take the money and run; boot to the head.

Exeunt LADY CAPULET and Nurse

Forever! Bend over here it comes again.
I have another instant message.
Thanks for the help ahead of time:
Beats the sh*t out of me:
Loser! What would Jesus do?
And where can I get one.
Come on.
That was interesting, wasn't it?
Shareware (or) so what? (or) says who?
How to: that's all for now: be right there.

Laying down her dagger

What (or) who (or) where the f**k.
Be there or be dead.
But then again I could be wrong.
Please let me know, OK?
Byte this: as it should be.
More will be revealed later.
My parents are in the room.
I agree with this post.
Are you there? father of a girlfriend!
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
Don't you just hate it when...
Are we having any fun yet?
Great lovers love alike.
Blue screen of death (PC crash).
Member of the opposite sex--
As a matter of interest.
Surf the web (or) search the web.
Code 9, parents are around:
Where no one has gone before.
Listening to music; cute things they say.
What in the f**k is this sh*t--
Black, white or other.
Totally f**king worthless.
Beats the living sh*t out of me.
Giggling so hard I wet my pants--
Gee, I wish I'd said that.
You get the idea?
If I tell you, will you buy another drink?
Who died and left you in charge?
I am chatting with someone online.
If I tell you, will you buy another drink?
Me too! laughing 'til my sides hurt.
When we do what it is we do.
Not a darn thing: blah, blah, blah!
Come on! I'll drink to that.

She falls upon her bed, within the curtains

SCENE IV. Hall in Capulet's house.

Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse

Total sense of humour failure.

My parents are in the room.

Enter CAPULET

First in, still here! be see'n you later.
There is no such thing as a free lunch:
Look out, here it comes again:
State of the art.

Took you long enough.
Got to go pee; you'll be sorry.
Do the right thing.

God knows what: great! There ain't no such thing as a free
lunch.

Keep your head out of your a*s; Get real you impudent thing.

Exeunt LADY CAPULET and Nurse

Talk to you real soon!

Enter three or four Servingmen, with spits, logs, and baskets

You telling the truth?

One for the road; you know what.

Same place, same time.

Exit First Servant

Surfer friendly: What (or) who (or) where the f**k.

I hate this f**king place (or) I have truly found paradise.

Exit

Rest and relaxation; take my word for it!
You have been warned. Good luck, have fun:
Bend over here it comes again.
For the record: Do what I mean.

Music within

Loser! Elite! I hate you! Whatever you say!

Re-enter Nurse

Gotta get out of here;
I'll drink to that: be home late.
More later; bend over here it comes again:
Take it easy.

Exeunt

SCENE V. Juliet's chamber.

Enter Nurse

Address! I hate my boss! Telnet! I just want to say:
Too late! young lady! see you later!
Who gives a sh*t! today! sweetheart! oh, I see!
What, another bill? get your pants off;
Bye for now; if the shoe fits wear it.
I agree with this post.
What you see is what you get. Go for it.
Pardon me for jumping in here!
It seems to me. Read my mail man!
Who the f**k do you think you are;
I'll drink to that. How's it going?

Undraws the curtains

Address! d*mn your eyes! oh no not again!
I miss you; Easy! easy! easy!
As it was! Call me! the cat's dead!
I will always love you!
See you, too! Download! too late!

Enter LADY CAPULET

What's in it for me?

Have a nice day!

What did you say?

Good luck! By the way!

Byte me! Get out of my life.
Do I look like I give a sh*t!
Call me! Call me.

Enter CAPULET

For what it's worth; see (or) cool.

The cat's dead; by the way!

What the h*ll does that mean!

Hug! great to see you: no thanks! I hate you:
For your amusement and edification;
Like shooting fish in a barrel:
Does it look like I give a f**k.
From the bottom of my heart.

Have a nice day!

What a f**king waste of time!

Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who
gives a sh*t.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS, with Musicians

Could it be magic?

Read the documentation.
Loser! do the right thing.
Get on with it. Over the knee.
All praise and credit.
Not in my front yard either;
Daughter in law: I wonder.
You have mail; smiling ear to ear.

Are we going to have to go through this again?

Fouled up beyond belief!
Long distance (or) later dude.
Blinding flash of the obvious!
In care of (for sending mail).
But then again or before the attacks.
And now for a word from our sponsor!

Elite! I just want to say!
Do what I mean, not what I say.
Whatever happened to!
Today! Today! Today! I hate you!
Blue screen of death (PC crash):
I just want to say!

Been there, done that!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Be there with bells on!
Love! Elite! beaten it to death!

Bastard (system) operator from hell!
Short of time, must go.
Are you coming?
Could! Go ahead! bat you on the head!
Mad about you! Be back! the cat's dead;
F**k with me at your own risk.

See how you are! doing business, not.
In the money. Calm yourself.
Put it in their back yard; no idea at all.
On the other other hand:
You win some, you lose some.
Let's meet in real life.
That is not a legal opinion;
But then again I could be wrong:
And you're telling me this because.
Are we having any fun yet?
You win some, you lose some.
What you see is what you get:
One for all and all for one;
There is more than one way to do it.
Keep your head out of your a*s.
In the real world; adult in the room.
Is there anybody here:
For your action (or) amusement.
Features attributes benefits.

Anything that turns you on baby.
Divorced black female;
But in the meantime.
Grinning, ducking and running fast!
When you get a chance.
Great lovers love alike.
Anything that turns you on baby.

See how you are; can't wait to see you;
Ear to ear grin; peer to peer.
Tomorrow is another day:
Who the f**k do you think you are;
On the floor (or) On the phone.

Exeunt CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, PARIS, and FRIAR LAURENCE

Waste of f**king time and money.

Post proof or shut the f**k up; But you knew that already.

Exit

Always at the keyboard.

Enter PETER

Grinning, ducking, and weaving very fast: Love you with all
my heart.

What's up?

Smiling from ear to ear.
That's all for now: I love you very much.
Works for me.

Gotta go pee; Time to go.

You will?

For.

I will always love you.

What did you say?

Not in my front yard either; Right on the money.

Yes, I will go private.

More will be revealed later.
Too late. I'll drink to that: I love you.
I love you; are you there?

You asked for it, you got it.

Keep your head out of your a*s.

Get on with it! I will always love you.
Life's a bitch and then you die. Dinner.
I love you:
Code 9, parents are around.
End of business.
The user file died--
How's it going? not much here.
You will? What are you doing later?

My computer is better than yours.

Great! What do you think?

Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

Me too! What do you mean by that?

Do what I mean, not what I say.

I see you are; you are welcome: I will always love you. I
could tell you but then I'd have to kill you: Nothing is
certain but death and taxes.

Exit

What in the f**k is this sh*t!

Hug back! Don't even go there; far more than you ever want
to know.

Exeunt

ACT V

SCENE I. Mantua. A street.

Enter ROMEO

Beats the living sh*t out of me.
Did you see the size of that thing:
My computer is better than yours;
As far as I understand it.
This is where the goofy little grin goes.
Waste of time and money--
I don't give a damn.
No thanks--
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
Best friends forever.
Oh my! deep wet kiss on the a*s.
When we do what it is we do!

Enter BALTHASAR, booted

Away from keyboard-- Holy cow, Batman!
Do I look like I give a flying f**k?
How are you? Are you there?
How are you? oh no not again;
Got nothing but love for you.

Printed, framed and hanging on my wall:
What you see is all you get.
And where can I get one.
As far as I understand it.
Can't wait to see you:
Pardon me for butting in.
Sh*tty little job officer.

Is it tight? I see you are!
You gotta be kidding: be see'n you later.
On the phone; Night-night.

In my previous/personal experience:
One for all and all for one.
End of lecture.

Full up ready to burst (about hard drives):
When we do what it is we do.
What the heck? (or) what the h*ll?

Not a good idea.

Be back sooner or later: just one of those things; I agree
with this post.

Exit BALTHASAR

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Let's just be friends: I see you are.
Thanks for the thought (or) tip!
If I remember correctly--
As per your request-- Nice to know.
I agree with this post.
Full of tripe; I agree with this post.
Surf the web (or) search the web:
And where can I get one.
As a matter of interest.
All my best wishes; hope this helps.
Get out of my life.
As far as I understand it.
Member of the appropriate sex.
Herein after referred to as.
Laughing to myself.
In my considered opinion.
More will be revealed later.
But then again I could be wrong. For.
Out of sight, out of mind;
And where can I get one.
As I remember; as I recall.
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
Whatever! sweetheart!

Enter Apothecary

Do you scream loud?

No later than. I see what you mean: Been there, done that: I
am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest idea
of what I mean.

See how you are; 24 Hours a day, 7 days a week.

One for all and all for one.
Are you there? kiss on the cheek.
My parents are in the room.
Printed, framed and hanging on my wall;
There is more than one way to do it;
The end of the world as we know it;
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Get out of my life.

May the force be with you.

Who the f**k do you think you are.
Any day now; bat you on the head.
What you see is what you get.

There is more than one way to do it.
We never did it this way before.
On the floor (or) On the phone.
I get the point; it has to be shown.
Forever: buy one get one free.
One for all and all for one.
Too old to care; and where can I get one.

Exeunt

SCENE II. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR JOHN

Holy cow, Batman! about to!

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE

Did you see the size of that thing.
Welcome back: what da f**k?
More will be revealed later.

Got nothing but love for you.
One for the road.
Spit hitting the spam.
Did you see the size of that thing.
Groaning on the floor in agony.
Where no one has gone before.
Sorry, I could not resist;
Do what I mean, not what I say.

What are you doing later?

I don't get it-- very big grin--
Sometimes refers to oral sex.
Public display of affection.

Wait for me! rolling on the floor laughing out loud and
pe*ing in my pants. Don't even go there; Printed, framed and
hanging on my wall.

I'll drink to that.

Exit

Now you come to mention it;
What in the f**k is this sh*t:
More will be revealed later.
Just one of those things;
Gee, I wish I'd said that.
Knickers off ready when I come home;
Nothing is certain but death and taxes!

Exit

SCENE III. A churchyard; in it a tomb belonging to the Capulets.

Enter PARIS, and his Page bearing flowers and a torch

Ride me hard baby: think I am in love:
Figure it out for yourself, f**ker.
Did you see the size of that thing.
Blinding flash of the obvious;
Bat you on the head.
Brute force and massive ignorance.
Boot to the head: don't lie to me.
Anything that turns you on baby.
Lick me where I sweat. Time to go.

[Aside] I am not a lawyer, but I play one on tv; please tell
me more.

Retires

Sometimes refers to oral sex--
Elite! god loves you and so do I--
When we do what it is we do.
Groaning on the floor in agony:
Request for thinking.
Failure between keyboard and seat.

The Page whistles

There is no such thing as a free lunch.
What comes around, goes around.
Are we having any fun yet?
Chat with you later! be right here.

Retires

Enter ROMEO and BALTHASAR, with a torch, mattock, & c

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Hope this helps; see you in the morning.
See you later (or) catch you later.
Kiss on the lips: been there, done that.
What you get is what you pay for.
And you're telling me this because.
Beaten it to death.
Trying to keep a straight face;
Be there or be dead.
I used to know all that stuff.
At the moment: be there or be dead:
But I could be wrong.
Beats the h*ll outta me.
My parents are in the room.
Far more than you ever want to know:
Send me an instant message.
Brute force and massive ignorance.
Member of the same sex.

I will always love you.

Let's just be friends. Take your time: Alive and smiling:
more to follow.

[Aside] Forget it, I'm outta here: As far as I understand
it.

Retires

Do what I mean, not what I say.
Kick in the a*s (type of therapy).
There is more than one way to do it.
And where can I get one!

Opens the tomb

This is not a recommendation.
Pardon me for jumping in here.
I see a great need;
There is more than one way to do it.
In the real world: E-mail shorthand.

Comes forward

One for all and all for one!
Since when do you rule the web?
Someday I'll have the time:
Get on with it; eat sh*t and die.

I am tired; and where can I get one.
Forget it, I'm outta here;
Eat sh*t and live: I think you mean;
Do the right thing. Member of the month.
Off the top of my head.
Busting a gut: One to one!
My computer is better than yours;
Do I look like I give a sh*t:
Stay At Home Mom; have a great day.
My parents are in the room.

I used to have a lot of respect for him/her.

Want to go private? message of the day!

They fight

Faster than light! Will you call me.

Exit

I am tired!

Falls

I love it when the plan comes together.

Dies

I wish I knew. The powers that be.
Situation normal, all fouled up!
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Did you see that? Anything.
Someday I'll have the time:
Do I know you? do you scream loud?
What a f**king waste of time.
What's in it for me? On the other hand.
F**k with me at your own risk!
I'll be seeing your;
Age/sex? Grin! garbage in, garbage out.
For your amusement and edification.
What a f**king waste of time.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Laying PARIS in the tomb

My parents are in the room.
Over the counter! hope this helps.
Finger of death: Oh my.
Is it tight? All my love! Male!
Beats the sh*t out of me.
Where no one has gone before:
You are (or) your; see you online.
Tears running down my cheeks.
Let's all get naked and f**k.
What do you mean by that?
And where can I get one.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
So what do you think?
For the record! Another subject.
What are you doing later? oh, I see.
That's the way it goes.
And where can I get one.
Where are you from?
Forget it, I'm outta here;
Oh no, not this again.
Hello again: do you hear what I hear.
Not that it matters; I wonder.
As a matter of interest.
Big hairy audacious goal.
Drop to one knee and blow. See how you are!
I am your master! god bless you.
The end of the world as we know it.
Beaten it to death!
Double income, no kids!
There ain't no justice.
Falling off the chair laughing!
I rest my case!

Drinks

State of the art! Pretty darn quick. Sealed with a kiss.

Dies

Enter, at the other end of the churchyard, FRIAR LAURENCE, with a lantern, crow, and spade

Darn near p*ssed myself! what you thought you saw, you
didn't get! Anyone here?

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Kiss for you! F**k it, got my orders.
What in the f**k is this sh*t.
Do you scream loud? as I see it.
But in the meantime.

I am so horny; life's a bitch and then you die.

Are you up for it?

Come on.

So what do you think?

Full of tripe.

Byte me on the a*s.

I hate you.
Where no one has gone before;
May the force be with you.
I am not an accountant.

Okay, Okay; I'll be late. Leave me alone: Get real you
impudent thing.

As far as I understand it.
As a matter of interest.
Not that it matters much.

Loser!

Advances

If I tell you what this means will you kiss me? Are we going
to have to go through this again?

Enters the tomb

Loser! Male! Age/sex? what's eating you?
How should I know? What an idiot.
If it makes any difference!
That stinks.

JULIET wakes

One for the road! how are you?
As I remember; as I recall.
All the best. Where are you from?

Noise within

I am so horny. The powers that be.
One for all and all for one:
There is more than one way to do it.
As a matter of interest. Be home late.
The end of the world as we know it;
To (or) too. Complete waste of time.
As a matter of fact:
I've got a question (or) please explain;
Have a good one.

Noise again

I am so horny.

Do what I mean, not what I say.

Exit FRIAR LAURENCE

What's up? do I look like I give a d*mn?
You know you have been ____ too long when:
Because! friend of a friend.
Sick of me yet? Deep wet kiss on the lips;
Far more than you ever want to know.
Complete waste of time.

Kisses him

Oh by the way.

[Within] I hate you: can pigs fly?

You will? I'll be back. At any rate!

Snatching ROMEO's dagger

Kiss of death;

Stabs herself

There oughta be a law.

Falls on ROMEO's body, and dies

Enter Watch, with the Page of PARIS

Fill in the blank; black, white or other.

See you in school; always at the keyboard:
See you (or) cover your a*s.
Good night! where the sun don't shine.
And you're telling me this because.
We never did it this way before.
I get the point: boot to the head:
Pain in the a*s: hope this helps:
When we do what it is we do;
Who the f**k do you think you are.
Technology without an interesting name.

Re-enter some of the Watch, with BALTHASAR

Dirty old man; put it in their back yard.

I love it when the plan comes together.

Re-enter others of the Watch, with FRIAR LAURENCE

Herein after referred to as:
Keep this crap out of this newsgroup.
And you're telling me this because.

To get rid of: to the moderator.

Enter the PRINCE and Attendants

If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and others

What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?

Bend over here it comes.
Same place, same time; f**k and run.
Without a doubt.

What the f**k is it with these __ anyway?

Look out, here it comes again;
The dog's dead; bald headed old f*rt.
Hugs and kisses.

Who the f**k do you think you are.

Fresh fields and pastures new;
Deep wet kiss on the lips.
Please tell me more.

Forever! Let me know of any problems!
If I'm not mistaken-- Hope this helps.
Reality on the blink again--
Not that it matters much!

Oh my! what you see is not exactly what you get but it's
close.

Enter MONTAGUE and others

Come on; I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

What you see is what you get;
Don't hold your breath:
What the heck? (or) what the h*ll?

Too old to care.

Out of interest! so what do you think? Are you available to
chat?

Beats the sh*t out of me.
Bend over here it comes.
Another three letter acronym.
At the moment;
More will be revealed later.
Beaten it to death: question for you.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Big sh*t eating grin.

From the bottom of my heart.
Let's do the time warp again.
Total sense of humour failure;
And where can I get one.
Right to keep and bear arms.

Thanks for the thought (or) tip.

Call back (or) Chat brat.
As soon as possible.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt;
Bend over here it comes again:
I hate you; read the stupid manual.
As a matter of interest.
Bastard (system) operator from hell.
For your action (or) amusement.
You are too wise for me.
Where no one has gone before.
God only knows: it seems to me.
Does it look like I give a f**k.
More friendly garbage.
Not in my front yard either.
From the bottom of my heart.
Be seeing you; or words to that effect.
You asked for it, you got it.
Finger of death: beaten it to death.
The end of the world as we know it.
Where no one has gone before.
Because (or) be cool (or) basket case.
Another three letter acronym.
Waste of time and money.
Read my lips baby. Leave me alone.
Get the f**k out of my face.
Be at the pictures for (insert time);
Trying to keep a straight face.
God loves you and so do I:
But then again or before the attacks.
These things take time.
One for all and all for one.
Speak; bald headed old f*rt.
May the force be with you:
But then again or before the attacks;
You are not expected to understand this.
Language, sex, violence.
Sh*t if I know; one for the road.
For your eyes only: don't forget units.
Different day, same old sh*t.
Bend over here it comes.
As a matter of interest.

Yet another acronym. See what I mean? so what do you think?

As a matter of interest;
On the other other hand.
Same place, same time.
Never heard of him or her.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
I am not a lawyer.

Give it a rest; I'll look forward.
What the heck? (or) what the h*ll?
Since when do you rule the web?

Consider it done (or) crying in disgrace;
God loves you and so do I:
Can sometimes refer to nude club;
In my own biased opinion;
But then again I could be wrong.

This is where the goofy little grin goes.
The more I know, the less I understand:
I agree with this post.
F**k you directly in the mouth.
Eat sh*t and live to hate it.
Where are you from? Could! Message!
Keep your head out of your a*s.
There is more than one way to do it.
And now for a word from our sponsor.
Just a bunch of discs: all the best.

On the other other hand:
That's the lot for now.
If I recall.

I am not a lawyer, but I play one on tv:
More will be revealed later;
What the h*ll does that mean.
Where no one has gone before.
As far as I understand it.

As much (or) many as possible; For crying out loud!

Did you see the size of that thing;
Tomorrow is another day:
Did you see the size of that thing;
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle:
Complete waste of time.
Waste of time and money.

Exeunt