Which NetHack Monster Are You?


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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a shopkeeper. I'm exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.
Which NetHack Monster Are You?

Want to paste this onto a web page? You know the drill:

If you're wearing a ring of polymorph control, take your pick:
Acid Blob - Cockatrice - Dwarf - Floating Eye - Killer Bee - Leprechaun - Little Dog - Mimic - Shopkeeper - Tengu - Trapper - Troll - Umber Hulk - Unicorn - Water Nymph

(And yes, we know you can't actually be polymorphed into a shopkeeper, in the game. Please don't write in.)


Quiz by Kevan - 12th February 2003
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