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[edit] How many X does it take to change a light bulb?
Q:How many rogues does it take to change alight bulb?
A:Three. One to come up with a master plan, one to steal it, and a "socket-man" to screw it in place.
Q:How many Necromancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. They prefer the darkness.
Q:How many tinker Gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One, but it will take him 20 years to perfect his bulb changing machine.
Q:How many bards does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Two. One to actually do it and one to take notes so that he can write an epic poem about it.
Q:How many fighters does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One, and he can do it as a free action because he has the Improved Change light bulb feat.
Q:How many Dark Priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Two. One to do it, and another to burn the first as a heretic.
Q:How many Call of Cthulhu Investigators does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Two. One to do it, and another to take the sanity check at what is revealed.
Q:How many World of Darkness players does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. Only a candle, preferably black, will do.
Q:How many Fallout Ghouls does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None, they glow in the dark anyway.
