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| Sunday |
the Seventh of April, 2002 |
| Pleasingly lo-fi stream-of-consciousness browsing from
another dimension, at superbad.com.
[via Zarba]
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| Friday |
the Fifth of April, 2002 |
"I told a few people about it. Some of them thought I was pulling their legs. Some of them believed me, but didn't really see what was wrong. "It's not like they're telling you to buy stuff. Just to not steal it." And so on. It started popping up in other places."
Tyrethali hears things at the
UpsideClone.
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| More absurd newsless media - flipping on GMTV to see
Eamonn Holmes giving the camera a very sober and serious look.
"For those of you just waking up, we've got the latest
news of the military..." Oh dear, what's happening?
Incursions in Ramallah? Build-up in Afghanistan?
"...ceremonies in remembrance of the Queen Mother..."
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| Wednesday |
the Third of April, 2002 |
| Advantage of catfood being so vile: cat vomit seeming
only slightly worse in comparison.
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| | An absurdly self-parodying headline on the front of the
Daily Mail this morning - "War in Middle East" as
a tiny subheading, above the main news of a connected
threat of a 5p INCREASE ON PETROL PRICES. On
other pages, Matt
attacks Mail writers and 11-year-olds.
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| Monday |
the First of April, 2002 |
"In addition to escaping the jubilee (Letters,
March 29), I am hoping to be away somewhere remote when the
Queen Mother dies. But it's not something one can plan in
advance..."
A very sinisterly-ellipsised letter from the pages of Saturday's
Grauniad.
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