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Browsing PubMed for reports of eye trauma consequent on umbrella use, I found not only two cases in which the injury extended to the brain and hence was ultimately fatal, but also an instance where a telescoping umbrella opened with force and damage into the owner's nose.
Owen - Fri Jan 9 17:18:32

I know, 'we spent millions of years evolving a waterproof skin'

Btw, is 'hoicked' a real word?
Adam - Tue 13 Jan, 13:24:45

good
hgh - Wed 28 Apr, 11:06:31

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