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"Theseus (Θησευς) King of Athens, son of Aegeas (or of Poseidon)." began Philadelphos.
"Aigeas (king of Athens) went to Troezena (a city located SW of Athens) and met with (sorry, forgot the name), daughter of Troezena's king. When she got pregnant, Aegeas decided to go back to Athens. Before leaving, he covered his shield and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son would grow up, he should move the rock and bring his weapons back." added Philadelphos.
Philadelphos continued "Indeed. Theseus grew up and became a brave young man. He managed to move the rock and got his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about who his father was and how he should take the weapons back to him. Theseus had to go to Athens and could chooes to go by sea, which was the safe way and by land, following a dangerous path with thieves all the way long. Young, brave and ambitious, Theseus decided to go to Athens by land."
"(Will continue it soon)." added Philadelphos.
"Theseus faced every one bandit (...details needed...) and made it to Athens." whispered Philadelphos.
"It would be wrong to say (Will continue it soon)." noted Philadelphos.
"He did not reveal his true identity. He was welcomed by Aegeas who was suspicious about the stranger who came to Athens. But when he saw his own shield and sword he recognised his true son." noted Philadelphos.
Philadelphos added "At the time, Athens had to pay a horrible tax to Crete. Six young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur. Theseus volunteered to be one of the six men. We the help of Ariadne he killed the Minotaur. (...death of Aegeas...)."
"Theseus was considered by Atheneans as the great reformer. His name comes from the same root with "θεσμ&omikron;ς - thesmos" greek for institution. As we can read in Aristophanes' "Frogs", they used to credit their everyday's habits to him." mused Philadelphos.
"(Needs re-writing. Will soon)." continued Philadelphos.
"In Greek mythology, Hippolyte was an Amazonian queen who possessed a girdle given to her by Ares. One of Heracles' Twelve Labors was to retrieve this girdle. He had succeeded but, at the last moment, his traveling companion, Theseus, kidnapped Antiope, Hippolyte's sister. The Amazons attacked but Heracles and Theseus made it away with the girdle and Antiope, whom Theseus later married. The Amazons then attacked Athens to get their queen back but lost. In varying versions of the story: Heracles kills Hippolyte as they flee with the girdle; Antiope is killed in the battle for the girdle or for Athens; Antiope and Theseus both survive and marry; Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry." said Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Let me tell you something. With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas." hissed Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca added "You don't mean 'He did not reveal his true identity. He was welcomed by Aegeas who was suspicious about the stranger who came to Athens. But when he saw his own shield and sword he recognised his true son'. You mean 'When Theseus arrived, he did not reveal his true identity. He was welcomed by Aegeas, who was suspicious about the stranger who came to Athens. Aegeas' wife, Medea, tried to have Aegeas kill Theseus by asking him to capture the Marathonian Bull'."
"On the way to Marathon to capture the Bull, Theseus sought shelter from a storm in the a shack owned by an ancient lady named Hecale. She swore to make a sacrifice to Zeus if Theseus was succesful in capturing the bull. Theseus did capture the bull but when he returned to Hecale's hut, she was dead. Theseus built a deme in her honor." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
"When Theseus returned to Athens, Medea tried to poison him but at the last second, Aegeas recognized the sandals, shield and sword and knocked the wine glass out of Theseus' hand. Father and son were reunited." insisted Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca added "What's that? 'king of Athens) went to Troezena (a city located SW of Athens) and met with (sorry, forgot the name), daughter of Troezena's king. When she got pregnant, Aegeas decided to go back to Athens. Before leaving, he covered his'? You mean 'King of Athens) went to Troezena (a city located SW of Athens) and met with Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon). When she got pregnant, Aegeas decided to go back to Athens. Before leaving, he covered his sandals,'."
Hesperos of Ithaca added "'Six young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur. Theseus volunteered to be one of the six men. We the help of Ariadne he killed the Minotaur. (...death of Aegeas...)'? You mean 'Seven young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur. Theseus volunteered to be one of the seven men.'."
Hesperos of Ithaca whispered "King Minos' daughter, Ariadne, was engaged to Dionysus. However, she fell in love with Theseus and gave him a magical sword and a ball of string to kill the Minotaur. Theseus unrolled the string as he wandered through the Labyrinth searching for the Minotaur, so that he could follow his own trail back. After killing the Minotaur with the magic sword, Theseus and Ariadne fled Crete. Theseus abandoned her, at Athena's, request, on the island of Dia or Naxos."
"Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycodemes of Scyrus threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens." added Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Theseus had a best friend named Pirithous, Prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard rumors about Theseus' courage and strength in battle but he wanted proof. He drove Theseus' herd of cattle from Marathon and Theseus set out to pursue him. Pirithous took up arms and the pair met, then became so impressed by each other they took oaths of friendship. ." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca added "This much I know is true: They helped hunt the Calydonian Boar. Later, Pirithous was set to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the party, but they got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
"Theseus and Pirithous pledged to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus chose Helen and together they kidnapped her and decided to hold onto her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus' mother, Aethra and travelled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband, Hades. Hades pretended to offer them hospitality and set a feast; as soon as the pair sat down, snakes coiled around their feet and held them there." commented Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Heracles freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous. When Theseus returned to Athens, the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. Pirithous remained in Hades for eternity." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.

"The tale turns to Introduction." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Theseus was considered by Atheneans as the great reformer. His name comes from the same root with "θεσμoς - thesmos" greek for institution. As we can read in Aristophanes' "Frogs", they used to credit their everyday's habits to him." whispered Hesperos of Ithaca.

"It is time to talk of Birth and Childhood." added Hesperos of Ithaca.

"It is time to talk of Medea and the Marathonian Bull." insisted Hesperos of Ithaca.

"It is time for a tale of Ariadne and the Minotaur." ventured Hesperos of Ithaca.

"Now for a tale of Hippolyte." added Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca insisted "We should not say Theseus was considered by Atheneans as the great reformer. His name comes from the same root with "θεσμoς - thesmos" greek for institution. As we can read in Aristophanes' "Frogs", they used to credit their everyday's habits to him."
Hesperos of Ithaca continued "We should not say With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas."
"Theseus had a best friend named Pirithous, Prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard rumors about Theseus' courage and strength in battle but he wanted proof. He drove Theseus' herd of cattle from Marathon and Theseus set out to pursue him. Pirithous took up arms and the pair met, then became so impressed by each other they took oaths of friendship. ." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
"They helped hunt the Calydonian Boar. Later, Pirithous was set to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the party, but they got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle." ventured Hesperos of Ithaca.

"Now for a tale of Theseus and Pirithous Meet Hades." noted Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Theseus and Pirithous pledged to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus chose Helen and together they kidnapped her and decided to hold onto her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus' mother, Aethra and travelled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband, Hades. Hades pretended to offer them hospitality and set a feast; as soon as the pair sat down, snakes coiled around their feet and held them there." insisted Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca added "Heracles freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous. When Theseus returned to Athens, the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. Pirithous remained in Hades for eternity."

"We must talk of Other Stories and Death." whispered Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Theseus was one of the Argonauts." ventured Hesperos of Ithaca.
"One of the bandits was Cercyon, King of Eleusis. He challenged passersby to a wrestling match and when he beat them, he killed then. Theseus beat Cercyon in a match and then killed him." yawned Hesperos of Ithaca.
"What's that? 'Hippolyte was an Amazonian queen who possessed a girdle given to her by Ares. One of Heracles' Twelve Labors was to retrieve this girdle. He had succeeded but, at the last moment, his traveling companion, Theseus, kidnapped Antiope, Hippolyte's sister. The Amazons attacked but Heracles and Theseus made it away with the girdle and Antiope, whom Theseus later married. The Amazons then attacked Athens to get their queen back but lost. In varying versions of the story: Heracles kills Hippolyte as they flee with the girdle; Antiope is killed in the battle for the girdle or for Athens; Antiope and Theseus both survive and marry; Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry'? You mean 'Hippolyte was an Amazonian queen who possessed a magical girdle given to her by Ares. One of Heracles' Twelve Labors was to retrieve this girdle. He had succeeded but, at the last moment, his traveling companion, Theseus, kidnapped Antiope, Hippolyte's sister. The Amazons attacked but Heracles and Theseus made it away with the girdle and Antiope, whom Theseus later married. The Amazons then attacked Athens to get their queen back but lost. In varying versions of the story: Heracles kills Hippolyte as they flee with the girdle; Antiope is killed in the battle for the girdle or for Athens; Antiope and Theseus both survive and marry; Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry. Alternatively, the Amazons attacked because Hera, disguised as an Amazon, spread a rumor that Heracles was there to attack them or kidnap Hippolyte'." added Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca added "After Hippolyte had one son, Hippolytus, with Theseus, he left her for Phaedra. In some versions, Hippolyte was already dead when he left her."
Hesperos of Ithaca noted "We should not say In varying versions of the story: Heracles kills Hippolyte as they flee with the girdle; Antiope is killed in the battle for the girdle or for Athens; Antiope and Theseus both survive and marry; Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry. Alternatively, the Amazons attacked because Hera, disguised as an Amazon, spread a rumor that Heracles was there to attack them or kidnap Hippolyte."
Hesperos of Ithaca insisted "You forget: Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry each other."
Hesperos of Ithaca added "Hippolyte and Theseus both survive and marry each other (son: Hippolytus) When Theseus left Hippolye for Phaedra, she brought her warriors into their wedding and promised to kill everyone present; she instead was killed by Theseus' men or accidentally by Penthesilea, another Amazon."
Hesperos of Ithaca added "Theseus marries Hippolyte, who gives birth to Hippolytus but dies before Theseus marries Phaedra."
Hesperos of Ithaca commented "We should not say After Hippolyte had one son, Hippolytus, with Theseus, he left her for Phaedra. In some versions, Hippolyte was already dead when he left her."

"Now we talk of Phaedra and Hippolytus." commented Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Phaedra, Theseus' second wife, fell in love with Theseus' son by Hippolyte, Hippolytus. He rejected her. In revenge, Phaedra wrote Theseus a letter that claimed Hippolytus raped her. She then killed herself. Theseus believed her and, using one of the three curses he had recieved from Poseidon, Hippolytus' horses were frightened by a sea monster and ragged their rider to his death. Artemis later told Theseus the truth." noted Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca continued "In an alternate version, Phaedra simply told Theseus this and did not kill herself; Dionysus sent a wild bull which terrified Hippolytus' horses."
Hesperos of Ithaca noted "A cult grew up around Hippolytus, associated with the cult of Aphrodite. Girls who were about to be married offered locks of their hair to him. His cult believed Asclepius resurrected Hippolytus and he lived in a sacred forests near Aricia in Latium."
"Heracles kidnapped Hippolyte's sister, Melanippe, and demanded the girdle as the ransom. Hippolyte complied and Heracles released her." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Another was a robber named Siris. Theseus killed him and married his daughter, Perigune, with whom he fathered Melanippus." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca commented "Another bandit was Periphetes, who robbed and killed his victims with an iron club. Theseus killed him."
"You don't mean 'Phaedra, Theseus' second wife, fell in love with Theseus' son by Hippolyte, Hippolytus. He rejected her. In revenge, Phaedra wrote Theseus a letter that claimed Hippolytus raped her. She then killed herself. Theseus believed her and, using one of the three curses he had recieved from Poseidon, Hippolytus' horses were frightened by a sea monster and ragged their rider to his death. Artemis later told Theseus the truth'. You mean 'Phaedra fell in love with Theseus' son by Hippolyte, his ex-wife, Hippolytus. According to some sources, he had scorned Aphrodite to become a devotee of Artemis and Aphrodite made Phaedra fall in love with him as a punishment. He rejected her. Alternatively, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her love, and he swore he would not reveal her as a source of information--even after Phaedra killed herself and blamed his seduction of her in her suicide note. In revenge, Phaedra wrote Theseus a letter that claimed Hippolytus raped her. She then killed herself. Theseus believed her and, using one of the three curses he had recieved from Poseidon, Hippolytus' horses were frightened by a sea monster and ragged their rider to his death. Alternatively, after telling Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, he killed his son and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die. Artemis later told Theseus the truth. In an alternate version, Phaedra simply told Theseus this and did not kill herself; Dionysus sent a wild bull which terrified Hippolytus' horses'." insisted Hesperos of Ithaca.
"It would be wrong to say Theseus faced every one bandit (...details needed...) and made it to Athens." continued Hesperos of Ithaca.
"Listen to what I say. Procrustes was the last bandit. He had a bed which he offered to passersby. He then made the person fit into it, either by stretching them or cutting off the excess. Theseus killed him." mused Hesperos of Ithaca.
"An elderly robber named Sciron forced travellers to wash his feet. While they knelt before him, he kicked them off a cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or a giant turtle). Theseus pushed him off the cliff." whispered Hesperos of Ithaca.
"We should not say Another was a robber named Siris. Theseus killed him and married his daughter, Perigune, with whom he fathered Melanippus." ventured Hesperos of Ithaca.
"I would add: He tied people to two pine trees which he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him the same way." added Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca noted "You don't mean 'Crete. Seven young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur.'. I think you mean 'Crete. Seven young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur. '."
"Soon after arriving on Crete, Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, being a son of Poseidon. Minos told him to prove it by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean. Theseus succeeded." added Hesperos of Ithaca.

"It is time for a tale of The Return to Athens." added Hesperos of Ithaca.
Hesperos of Ithaca insisted "Theseus forgot to put up the white sails that he had promised his father he would if he survived against the Minotaur. His father, watching from a cliff, jumped to his death at the thought of his son's demise. Theseus then had to stop Pallas, who was organizing a rebellion to take Athens away from him. He was succesful and killed Pallas."
In response to this, Heracleitus of Karpathos commented "de:Theseusnl:Theseus."
"de:Theseusnl:Theseus." continued Heracleitus of Karpathos.
"You don't mean 'Theseus (Θησευς)'. You mean ''Theseus' (Θησευς) was'." hissed Agathe of Kythnos.
Theophanes of Agios Efstratios insisted "You are mistaken to say 'Aigeas (King of Athens) went to Troezena (a city located SW of Athens) and met with Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon). When she got pregnant, Aegeas'. I think you mean 'Aegeus (King of Athens) went to Troezena (a city located SW of Athens) and met with Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon). When she got pregnant, Aegeus'."
"You are mistaken to say 'Aegeas' wife, Medea, tried to have Aegeas'. You mean 'Aegeus' wife, Medea, tried to have Aegeus'." added Theophanes of Agios Efstratios.
"See also Ship of Theseus." shouted Philippos of Hydra.
"You don't mean 'with "θεσμoς - thesmos" Greek for institution. As we can read in Aristophanes' "Frogs", they used to credit their everyday's habits to him'. I think you mean 'as θεσμoς -- "thesmos," Greek for institution. As we read in Frogs'' by Aristophanes, they credited him with inventing many of their everyday traditons'." commented Cleitus of Rhodes.
"You don't mean 'city located SW of Athens) and met with Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon). When she got pregnant, Aegeus decided to go back to Athens. Before leaving, he covered his sandals, shield and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son would grow up, he should move the rock and bring his weapons back'. You mean 'town southwest of Athens) where he met Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage'." smiled Cleitus of Rhodes.
"You don't mean 'Theseus grew up and became a brave young man. He managed to move the rock and got his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about who his father was and how he should take the weapons back to him. Theseus had to go to Athens and could choose to go by sea, which was the safe way and by land, following a dangerous path with thieves and bandits all the way long. Young, brave and ambitious, Theseus decided to go to Athens by land. Along the way, he fought a great many bandits'. You mean 'When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and claim his birthright. To get to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path thick with with thieves and bandits. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go by the land route, and defeated a great many bandits along the way'." noted Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes smiled "What's that? 'the bandits was Cercyon, King of Eleusis. He challenged passersby to a wrestling match and when he beat them, he killed then. Theseus beat Cercyon in a match and then killed him.'? You mean 'these was Cercyon, King of Eleusis, who challenged passersby to a wrestling match and, when he had beaten them, killed then. Theseus beat Cercyon at wrestling and then killed him instead. (In some versions of the story, Cercyon was a "year-king," who was required to do annual battle for his life, for the good of his kingdom, and was succeeded by the victor. Theseus overturned this religious rite by refusing to be sacrificed.)'."
Cleitus of Rhodes continued "'and killed his victims with an iron club. Theseus killed him'? You mean 'his victims and then killed them with an iron club. Theseus killed him, as well'."
Cleitus of Rhodes smiled "You don't mean 'before him, he kicked them off a cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or'. You mean ', he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions,'."
"You don't mean 'tied people to two pine trees which he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him the same way and married his daughter, Perigune, with'. I think you mean 'would capture travelers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by this method and married his daughter, Perigune, by'." continued Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes commented "You don't mean 'Procrustes was the last bandit. He had a bed which he offered to passersby. He then made the person fit into it, either by stretching them or cutting off the excess. Theseus killed him'. I think you mean 'The last bandit was Procrustes, who had a bed which he offered to passersby. He then made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off the excess. Theseus killed him, too'."
"You don't mean ', he did not reveal his true identity. He was welcomed by Aegeas, who was suspicious about the stranger who came to Athens. Aegeus' wife, Medea, tried to have Aegeus kill Theseus'. I think you mean 'at Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. He was welcomed by Aegeas, who was suspicious of the stranger. Aegeus's wife, Medea, tried to arrange to have Theseus killed'." noted Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes noted "You don't mean 'to capture the Bull, Theseus sought shelter from a storm in the a shack owned by an ancient lady named Hecale. She swore to make a sacrifice to Zeus if Theseus was successful in capturing the bull. Theseus did capture the bull but when he returned to Hecale's hut, she was dead. Theseus'. You must mean ', Theseus took shelter from a storm in the hut of an ancient woman named Hecale. She swore to make a sacrifice to Zeus if Theseus was successful in capturing the bull. Theseus did capture the bull, but when he returned to Hecale's hut, she was dead. Theseus subsequently'."
"'to Athens, Medea tried to poison him but at the last second, Aegeas recognized the sandals, shield and sword and knocked the wine glass out of Theseus' hand. Father'? You mean 'victoriously to Athens, Medea tried to poison him but at the last second, Aegeas recognized the sandals, shield, and sword and knocked the poisoned wine glass from Theseus's hand, and father'." hissed Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes continued "You don't mean 'At the time, Athens had to pay a horrible tax to Crete. Seven young men and young women had to be sent to Crete. They would put them inside the Labyrinth to be eaten by Minotaur. Theseus volunteered to be one of the seven men'. You mean 'In those days, Athens was required to pay a horrible tax to Crete, the controlling power in the region: Each year, seven young men and seven young women were to be sent to Crete as sacrifices to the Minotaur, a monster in the Labryrinth constructed by Daedalus. Theseus volunteered to be one of the sacrifices, and the fourteen chosen sailed off to Crete on a ship with black sails, for mourning'."
"You are mistaken to say 'arriving on Crete, Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, being a son of Poseidon. Minos told him to prove it by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean. Theseus succeeded'. You mean 'the Athenians arrived in Crete, King Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos demanded he prove his claim by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean, and in this Theseus was successful'." added Cleitus of Rhodes.
"'daughter, Ariadne, was engaged to Dionysus. However, she fell in love with Theseus and gave him a magical sword and a ball of string to kill the Minotaur. Theseus unrolled the string as he wandered through the Labyrinth searching for the Minotaur, so that he could follow his own trail back. After killing the Minotaur with the magic sword, Theseus and Ariadne fled Crete. Theseus abandoned her, at Athena's, request, on the island of Dia or'? You mean 's daughter, Ariadne, was engaged to Dionysus. However, she fell in love with Theseus and gave him a magic sword with which to kill the Minotaur, and a spool of thread. Theseus unwound the thread as he wandered through the Labyrinth searching for the Minotaur, so that he could find his way out of the maze again. After killing the Minotaur with the magic sword, Theseus and Ariadne fled Crete, but Theseus abandoned her, at Athena's request, on the island of Dia, or possibly'." continued Cleitus of Rhodes.
"You don't mean 'Theseus forgot to put up the white sails that he had promised his father he would if he survived against the Minotaur. His father, watching from a cliff, jumped to his death at the thought of his son's demise. Theseus then had to stop Pallas, who was organizing a rebellion to take Athens away from him. He was successful and killed Pallas'. I think you mean 'Sailing back to Athens, Theseus neglected to change the black sails for white ones, as he had promised his father he would do if he survived. His father, watching from the cliffs at Sounion Head, jumped to his death in despair over his son's presumed demise. When he finally reached Athens, Theseus had to put a stop to Pallas, who was organizing a rebellion to take the city away from him. He was successful, killed Pallas, and became king of Athens'." continued Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes commented "You don't mean 'kills Hippolyte as they flee with the girdle'. You mean 'killed Hippolyte as they fled with the girdle.'."
Cleitus of Rhodes continued "What's that? 'is killed in the battle for the girdle or for Athens'? You mean 'was killed in the battle for the girdle, or in the battle for Athens.'."
Cleitus of Rhodes added "You don't mean 'survive and marry each other (son: Hippolytus). Theseus eventually leaves her for Phaedra'. You mean 'survived and were married, and had a son named Hippolytus). Theseus eventually left her for Phaedra.'."
Cleitus of Rhodes mused "You don't mean 'survive and marry each other (son: Hippolytus) When Theseus left Hippolye for Phaedra, she brought her warriors into their wedding and promised to kill everyone present; she instead was killed by Theseus' men or'. You mean 'survived and were married, and had a son named Hippolytus). When Theseus left for Phaedra, Hippolyte brought her warriors to the wedding and swore to kill everyone present, she was instead killed by Theseus's men, or was killed'."
Cleitus of Rhodes continued "You don't mean 'marries Hippolyte, who gives birth to Hippolytus but dies before Theseus marries Phaedra'. You mean 'married Hippolyte, who gave birth to Hippolytus but died before Theseus marries Phaedra.'."
Cleitus of Rhodes noted "'had a best friend named Pirithous, Prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard rumors about Theseus' courage and strength in battle but he wanted proof. He drove Theseus' herd of cattle from Marathon and Theseus set out to pursue him. Pirithous took up arms and the pair met, then became so impressed by each other they took oaths of friendship.'? You mean ''s best friend was Pirithous, Prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle.'."

"Now we talk of Theseus and Pirithous Meet Hades." commented Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes continued "It would be wrong to say and decided to hold onto her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus' mother, Aethra and travelled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband, Hades. Hades pretended to offer them hospitality and set a feast; as soon as the pair sat down, snakes coiled around their feet and held them there or."
Cleitus of Rhodes smiled "We cannot say Phaedra and Hippolytus."
Cleitus of Rhodes noted "You don't mean 'His cult believed Asclepius resurrected Hippolytus and he lived in a sacred forests'. It would be more correct to say 'The cult believed that Asclepius had resurrected Hippolytus and that he lived in a sacred forest'."
"Listen to what I say. More broadly, Theseus is the founding hero and primary political mythic figure of Athens and Attica because he was responsible for the "synoikismos" ("dwelling together") -- the political unification of Attica under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Akropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of the People") and Peitho on the southern slop of the Akropolis." ventured Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes ventured "'With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas, who hid in the Trojan Horse during the Trojan War'? You mean 'Theseus also was one of the Argonauts. With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas, who was one of those who hid in the Trojan Horse during the Trojan War. Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus to bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycodemes of Scyrus threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens'."

"It is time to talk of Books." mused Cleitus of Rhodes.
Cleitus of Rhodes mused "We cannot say Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycodemes of Scyrus threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens."
Cleitus of Rhodes insisted "Mary Renault, The King Must Die (1958). -- A dramatic retelling of the Theseus legend and, while fictional, is generally faithful to the spirit and flavor of the best-known variations of the original story. The sequel is The Bull from the Sea (1962), about the hero's later career."
Seleukos of Corfu mused "You don't mean 'and Ariadne fled Crete'. You mean 'fled Crete with Ariadne'."
Phocas of Kos ventured "You don't mean 'Theseus also was one of the Argonauts'. You mean 'According to some sources, Theseus also was one of the Argonauts though Appollonius of Rhodes states in the Argonautica that Theseus was still in the underworld at this time'."
"Listen to what I say. Plutarch reported that the ship of Theseus was supposed to have been preserved into historical times, and that philsophers debated whether it was the original ship." said Cyrillus of Kythira.
"'Place in History'? You mean 'place in history'." whispered Cyrillus of Kythira.
"'Stories and His Death'? I think you mean 'stories and his death'." hissed Cyrillus of Kythira.
"You don't mean ' Mary Renault, The King Must Die (1958). -- A dramatic retelling of the Theseus legend and, while fictional, is generally faithful to the spirit and flavor of the best-known variations of the original story. The sequel is The Bull from the Sea (1962'. You mean 'Mary Renault's The King Must Die (1958) is a dramatic retelling of the Theseus legend and, while fictional, is generally faithful to the spirit and flavor of the best-known variations of the original story. The sequel is The Bull from the Sea (1962'." added Cyrillus of Kythira.

"Now we talk of References." added Cyrillus of Kythira.
Cyrillus of Kythira mused "Plutarch, Theseus [http://classics.mit.edu/Plutarch/theseus.html online version]."
"We cannot say See also Ship of Theseus." commented Cyrillus of Kythira.
In response to this, Lysistrate said "You don't mean 'successful'. You mean 'more than successful in that he not only recovered the ring, but also found a lost crown of a previous king as well'."
"We should not say de:Theseus es:Teseo fr:Thésée ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;nl:Theseus." said Theophanes of Agios Efstratios.
"de:Theseus es:Teseo fr:Thésée ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;nl:Theseus." added Theophanes of Agios Efstratios.
"Let me tell you something. Category:Greek mythology." shouted Theophanes of Agios Efstratios.
"'Hippolytus'? That's wrong." commented Polydoros of Samothrace.
"You don't mean 'the ship of Theseus was supposed to have been preserved into historical times, and that philsophers debated whether it was the original ship'. You mean 'Theseus's ship had been preserved into historical times by gradually replacing all the planks, and that philosophers debated whether it was still the original ship. This question is still known as the "ship of Theseus"'." ventured Theano of Symi.
"What's that you say? 'and then, in some versions, Aethra waded out to'? You mean 'and then in some versions Aethra waded through'." whispered Theano of Symi.
"'and, while'? You mean 'through the return from Crete to Athens. While'." added Theano of Symi.
Theano of Symi added "What's that? 'de:Theseus es:Teseo fr:Thésée ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;'? You mean 'da:Theseus de:Theseus es:Teseo fr:Thésée ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473; lb:Theseus '."
"You don't mean 'Greek mythological people'. You mean 'Kings of Athens'." ventured Eupraxia.
Hermagoras of Kefalonia noted "We cannot say da:Theseus de:Theseus es:Teseo et:Theseus fr:Thésée ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473; lb:Theseus nl:Theseus sv:Theseus."
Hermagoras of Kefalonia continued "da:Theseus."
"de:Theseus." mused Hermagoras of Kefalonia.
Hermagoras of Kefalonia continued "es:Teseo."
Hermagoras of Kefalonia commented "Let me tell you something. et:Theseus."
Hermagoras of Kefalonia continued "This much I know is true: fr:Thésée."
"it:Teseo." cried Hermagoras of Kefalonia.
Hermagoras of Kefalonia continued "ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;"
Hermagoras of Kefalonia smiled "lb:Theseus."
Hermagoras of Kefalonia added "nl:Theseus."
"sv:Theseus." yawned Hermagoras of Kefalonia.
Athenodoros of Icaria ventured "We should not say As we read in The Frogs by Aristophanes, they."
In response to this, Polykrates of Karpathos said "'had sex, and then in some versions Aethra waded through the sea to Sphairia and had sex'? I think you mean 'fucked, and then in some versions Aethra waded through the sea to Sphairia and fucked'."
Poseidonios of Ios nodded and insisted "Another deed was North of Isthmus, at a place called Crommyon, he killed an enormous pig, the Crommyonian sow, bred by an old woman named Phaea."
Myrto mused "Theseus assists Herakles in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Hippolyte, queen of the Amazons. After succeeding in the task, theseus kidnaps Hippolyte's sister, Antiope, causing the amazons to attack Athens to rescue her."
"We should not say Hippolyte or Hippolyta was queen of the Amazons and possessed a magic girdle given to her by Ares. One of Heracles's Twelve Labors was to retrieve this girdle. He had succeeded but, at the last moment Theseus, who was his traveling companion, kidnapped Hippolyte's sister, Antiope. The Amazons attacked because Hera had spread a rumor that Heracles was there to attack them or to kidnap Hippolyte, but Heracles and Theseus escaped with the girdle and Antiope, whom Theseus later married. The Amazons then attacked Athens to get back their queen, but lost." added Myrto.
"Listen to what I say. zh:&24530;&20462;&26031;" smiled Aniketos of Aegina, nodding.
"You don't mean 'fled Crete with Ariadne, but Theseus'. You mean 'married and fled to Crete with Ariadne, but then'." commented Theophilos of Sifnos.
Ampelios said "'moved the rock and recovered his father's arms'? I think you mean 'sucked cock and recovered his father's'."
Chariclea of Kea said "You are mistaken to say 'sucked cock and recovered his father's'. I think you mean 'moved the rock and recovered his father's arms'."
In response to this, Ampelios ventured "You don't mean '-- "thesmos,"'. You mean '"thesmos",'."
"You don't mean 'sucked cock and recovered his father's'. You mean 'moved the rock and recovered his father's arms'." commented Ampelios.
"I would add: "," commented Ampelios.
In response to this, Ambrosius said "uk:&1058;&1077;&1089;&1077;&1081;"
"What's that? 'considered by Athenians as the great reformer. His name comes from the same root as θεσμoς, "thesmos", Greek for institution. The Frogs by Aristophanes credited him with inventing many of their everyday'? You mean 'a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as θεσμoς, "thesmos", Greek for institution. In The Frogs Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian'." insisted Galene.
Galene mused "What's that you say? '(King of Athens) went to Troezena (a town southwest of Athens) where he met Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. They had sex, and then in some versions Aethra waded through the sea to Sphairia and had sex with Poseidon. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage'? I think you mean 'one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens, in Aethra, daughter of Troezena's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night Aethra waded through the sea to Sphairia and lay with Poseidon: by the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born Jason, and took up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort represented the old order at Athens'."
"You don't mean 'When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and claim his birthright. To get to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path thick with'. You must mean 'Thus Theseus was raised in the land of his mother. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and claim his birthright. To get to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, a string of six entrances to the Underworld, each guarded by a chthonic enemy in the shapes of'." insisted Galene.
"Listen to what I say. At the first site, Epidaurus, sacred to Apollo and the healer Aesculapius, Theseus turned the tables on the chthonic bandit, the "clubber" Periphetes, who beat his opponents into the Earth, and took from him the stout staff that often identifies Theseus in vase-paintings." added Galene.
Galene continued "We should not say Another deed was North of Isthmus, at a place called Crommyon, he killed an enormous pig, the Crommyonian sow, bred by an old woman."
Galene commented "You don't mean 'Herakles in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Hippolyte, queen of the Amazons. After succeeding in the task, Theseus kidnaps Hippolyte's sister, Antiope, causing the amazons'. I think you mean 'Heracles in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Hippolyte, queen of the Amazons. After succeeding in the task, Theseus kidnaps Hippolyte's sister, Antiope, causing the Amazons'."
"Burkert, Walter, Greek Religion 1985." added Galene.
"Ruck, Carl A.P. and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth, ch. IX "Theseus: making the new Athens 1994, pp. 203-222." ventured Galene.
"{{succession box|." said Eupraxia.
Eupraxia added "title=King of Athens |."
Eupraxia commented "before=Aegeus |."
Eupraxia added "after=Menestheus|."
"years=." continued Eupraxia.
Eupraxia mused "}}."
Galene said "You don't mean '' place in history'. You mean 'and the founding myth of Athens'."
Galene continued "I would note: of Athens, as Solon is Athens' primary political figure of legend. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")the political unification of Attica Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all."
"pt:teseu." commented Theophila of Aegina.
In response to this, Nikomachos of Paros mused "Listen to what I say. are you there ."

"It is time to talk of Pirithous." added Nikomachos of Paros.

"It is time to talk of Pirithous." said Galene.
Galene smiled "Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, Prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
"I don't think we can say in the shizzle." added Galene.

"Let us not forget Theseus and Pirithous meet Hades." smiled Galene.
"Theseus and Pirithous pledged themselves to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus chose Helen and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus's mother, Aethra, and travelled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband, Hades. Hades pretended to offer them hospitality and laid out a feast, but as soon as the two visitors sat down, snakes coiled around their feet and held them fast. Or, in some versions, the stone itself grew and attached itself to their thighs." continued Galene.
"Heracles freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Theseus returned to Athens, the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Heracles had pulled Theseus from the chair where he was trapped, some of his thigh stuck to it; this explains the supposedly lean thighs of Athenians." commented Galene.
"We should not say ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;" said Theophila of Paros.
Hermokrates said "ru:&1058;&1077;&1089;&1077;&1081;"
"'six "labors'? You mean 'Six "Labors'." smiled Hermagoras of Kasos.
Hermagoras of Kasos added "You don't mean 'founding myth'. You mean 'Founding Myth'."
"'stories and his death'? You mean 'Stories and his Death'." continued Hermagoras of Kasos.
Alkibiades of Ios said "he:תזאוס."
"Listen to what I say. ja:テセウス." mused Alkibiades of Ios.
"We should not say ja:&12486;&12475;&12454;&12473;" continued Alkibiades of Ios.
Alkibiades of Ios added "We should not say ru:&1058;&1077;&1089;&1077;&1081;"
Hermagoras of Kasos insisted "Image:Theseus.jpg."

"But what of Birth and the six "labors" of Theseus?" said Galene.
Galene mused "'Theseus subsequently built a deme in her honor'? It would be more correct to say 'In her honor Theseus gave her name to one of the demes of Attica, making its inhabitants in a sense her adopted children'."
"What's that you say? 'but at the last second, Aegeas recognized the sandals, shield, and sword and knocked the poisoned wine glass'? I think you mean 'but at the last second Aegeas recognized the sandals, shield, and sword and knocked the poisoned wine cup'." noted Galene.
Galene yawned "': Each'? It would be more correct to say 'a situation that sets the myth in the mid-second millennium BCE: each'."
Galene continued "You don't mean 'Soon after the Athenians arrived in Crete, King Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos demanded he prove his claim by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean, and in this Theseus was more than successful in that he not only recovered the ring, but also found a lost crown of a previous king as well.'. I think you mean 'In an episode noted by Pausanias and recorded in Plutarch's vita of Theseus, soon after the Athenians arrived in Crete, King Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos demanded he prove his claim by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean, and in this Theseus was more than successful in that he not only recovered the ring, but also brought up a crown of Thetis that Ariadne was to wear. '."
Galene added "You don't mean 'King Minos's daughter, Ariadne, was engaged to Dionysus. However, she fell in love with Theseus and gave him a magic sword with which to kill the Minotaur, and a spool of thread. Theseus unwound the thread as he wandered through the Labyrinth searching for the Minotaur, so that he could find his way out of the maze again. In some versions, Theseus found and killed the monster while it slept, but later versions have him taking on the creature in battle. After killing the Minotaur with the magic sword, Theseus married and fled Crete with Ariadne, but then abandoned her, at Athena's request'. You mean 'Ariadne was a consort of Dionysus. However, she betrayed the old order when she fell in love with Theseus and gave him a magic sword with which to kill the Minotaur, and a spool of thread. Theseus unwound the thread as he made his way to the center of the Labyrinth searching for the Minotaur, so that he could find his way out of the maze again. In some versions, Theseus found and killed the monster while it slept, but later versions have him taking on the creature in battle. After killing the Minotaur with the magic sword, Theseus married and fled Crete with Ariadne, but then abandoned her, at Athena's demand'."
Galene mused "I suggest: With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas, who was one of those who hid in the Trojan Horse during the Trojan War. Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus to bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycomedes of the island of Scyrus threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros for the Athenians, identified as the remains of Theseus "a coffin of a great corpse with a bronze spear-head by its side and a sword." (Plutarch, Life of Cimon, quoted Burkert 1985, p. 206)."
Metrophanes of Kefalonia nodded in agreement and whispered "You don't mean 'he:תזאוס'. You mean 'gl:Teseo'."
"Listen to what I say. he:תזאוס." mused Metrophanes of Kefalonia.
Zoilus hissed "I suggest: Greek Θησευς) was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aegeus (or of Poseidon). Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as θεσμoς ("thesmos"), Greek for institution."
"sl:Tezej." said Hyakinthos of Tilos.
In response to this, Timon of Kythnos noted "fi:Theseus."
In response to this, Zotikos of Astypalaia said "Listen to what I say. lt:Tesėjas."
"You don't mean 'and fathered upon his daughter, Perigune'. You mean 'raped his daughter Perigune, fathering a child upon her'." whispered Xanthippos of Corfu.
Xanthippos of Corfu continued "You don't mean 'raped his daughter Perigune, fathering a child upon her, '. You mean 'He then raped Siris's daughter, Perigune, and fathering the child'."
Xanthippos of Corfu continued "You don't mean 'and fathering the child'. It would be more correct to say 'fathering the child '."

"Now for a tale of Birth and the six "labors" of Theseus." said Aristeus of Hydra.
"----." smiled Heraclitus.
Galene said "'Troezena's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night Aethra waded through the sea to Sphairia and lay with Poseidon: by the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock'? You mean 'Troezen's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that lay close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon: by the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough,'."
Galene continued "[[Karl Kerenyi|Kerenyi, Karl, The Heroes of the Grteeks 1959."
"I suggest: , The Heroes of the Greeks." said Thaïs of Kythnos.
Galene said "We should not say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens, in Aethra, daughter of Troezen's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that lay close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon: by the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born Jason, and took up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort represented the old order at Athens. Thus Theseus was raised in the land of his mother. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and claim his birthright. To get to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, a string of six entrances to the Underworld, each guarded by a chthonic enemy in the shapes of thieves and bandits. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go by the land route, and defeated a great many bandits along the way."
Galene smiled "Thus Theseus was raised in the land of his mother. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and claim his birthright. To get to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, a string of six entrances to the Underworld, each guarded by a chthonic enemy in the shapes of thieves and bandits. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go by the land route, and defeated a great many bandits along the way."

"It is time to talk of Books." added Galene.
"Mary Renault's The King Must Die (1958) is a dramatic retelling of the Theseus legend through the return from Crete to Athens. While fictional, it is generally faithful to the spirit and flavor of the best-known variations of the original story. The sequel is The Bull from the Sea (1962), about the hero's later career." mused Galene.

"But what of References?" commented Galene.
"Plutarch, Theseus [http://classics.mit.edu/Plutarch/theseus.html online version]." added Galene.
Galene added "Apollodorus."
"Burkert, Walter, Greek Religion 1985." insisted Galene.
"Kerenyi, Karl, The Heroes of the Greeks 1959." noted Galene.
Galene continued "Ruck, Carl A.P. and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth, ch. IX "Theseus: making the new Athens 1994, pp. 203-222."
"{{succession box|." commented Galene.
"title=King of Athens |." whispered Galene.
"before=Aegeus |." continued Galene.
"after=Menestheus|." commented Galene.
"years=." continued Galene.
Galene added "}}."
Galene continued "Category:Kings of Athens."
"da:Theseus." commented Galene.
Galene hissed "de:Theseus."
"Listen to what I say. et:Theseus." added Galene.
Galene continued "es:Teseo."
"fr:Thésée." added Galene.
Galene noted "gl:Teseo."
Galene insisted "it:Teseo."
"he:תזאוס." continued Galene.
"lt:Tesėjas." insisted Galene.
"lb:Theseus." noted Galene.
Galene added "nl:Theseus."
Galene continued "ja:テセウス."
"pl:Tezeusz." mused Galene.
"pt:Teseu." added Galene.
"ru:Тесей." added Galene.
"sl:Tezej." whispered Galene.
Galene insisted "fi:Theseus."
"sv:Theseus." noted Galene.
Galene insisted "uk:Тесей."
Galene insisted "zh:忒修斯."
"la:Theseus." smiled Pamphilus of Santorini, in response.
Hermokrates said "ca:Teseu."
Galene insisted "You don't mean 'a horrible tax to Crete, the controlling power in the region, a situation that sets the myth in the mid-second millennium BCE: each year, seven young men and seven young women were to be sent to Crete as sacrifices to the Minotaur, a monster in the Labyrinth constructed by Daedalus. Theseus, determined to end this horror, volunteered to be one of the sacrifices, and the fourteen chosen sailed off'. You mean 'tribute to Crete, the controlling power in the region, a situation that sets the myth in the mid-second millennium BCE: each year, seven young men and seven young women were to be sent to Crete as sacrifices to the Minotaur, a bull-headed monster in the Labyrinth constructed by Daedalus. Theseus, determined to end this horror, volunteered to be one of the sacrifices, and the fourteen chosen sailed'."
Galene commented "You don't mean 'noted by Pausanias and recorded in Plutarch's vita of Theseus, soon after the Athenians arrived in Crete, King Minos raped one of the young women. Theseus protested and boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos(being a son of Zeus)was amused and demanded he prove his claim by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean, and in this Theseus was more than successful in that'. I think you mean 'recounted in Pausanias (Guide to Greece I.17.3),Hyginus (Astronomica 2.5) [http://www.theoi.com/Pontios/Amphitrite.html] and Plutarch's vita of Theseus, soon after the Athenians arrived in Crete, King Minos boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos, a son of Zeus, demanded he prove his claim by bringing up a golden ring he threw into the ocean, and Theseus descended to the Palace of the Sea, a motif used by the 5th-century Attic vase-painters. In the outcome, Theseus was more than successful:'."
Sophron of Rhodes raised a hand and mused "You don't mean 'King Minos boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. Minos'. You mean 'Theseus boasted of his parentage, as a son of Poseidon. King Minos'."
Glaphyra of Kythnos noted "According to some ."
In response to this, Phocas of Mykonos said "'using one of the three curses he had received from Poseidon, Hippolytus's horses were frightened by a sea monster and dragged'? You mean 'used one of the three curses he had received from Poseidonagainst his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster and drag'."
"What's that you say? ': by the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When she'? You mean 'By the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra'." said Galenos.
"We should not say Athens,he is as Solon is Athens' primary political figure of legend." said Demon of Leros.
Demon of Leros added "I suggest: Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus."
"'Phaedra'? That's wrong." continued Demon of Leros.
"'Theseus'? That's wrong." said Agapetos of Kefalonia.
In response to this, Eutychius of Mykonos said "You are mistaken to say 'lay close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon. By the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough,'. I think you mean 'laid close to the coast and laid there with Poseidon. In accordance with the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough'."
Galene noted "'laid close to the coast and laid there with Poseidon. In accordance with the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough'? You mean 'lay close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon. By the understanding of sex in Antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a mix divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough,'."
Galene commented "Theseus is also a prominent character as the Duke of Athens in William Shakespeare's play, A Midummer Night's Dream, ultimately marrying the Amazon known in Greek mythology as Hippolyta."
In response to this, Serapion of Sifnos said "en:Θησέας."
Serapion of Sifnos noted "You don't mean 'en:Θησέας'. You mean 'el:Θησέας (μυθολογία)'."
Aristophanes mused "You don't mean 'Wow this is cool. FUCK'. I think you mean 'Cole has no penis.'."
Apollonides of Samos mused "What's that you say? 'Cole has no penis.'? It would be more correct to say 'Hey max!'."
"BOO!" smiled Apollonides of Samos.
Apollonides of Samos noted "pick up the fone."
"max has no penis." noted Apollonides of Samos.
Apollonides of Samos continued "Hello."
Apollonides of Samos mused "Listen to what I say. hello."

"We must talk of External links." commented Kyrilla.
"[http://www.classicsunveiled.com/mythnet/html/perseus.html Perseus]." commented Kyrilla.
Kyrilla insisted "What's that you say? 'perseus.html Perseus'? You mean 'theseus.html Theseus'."
"poop." insisted Archimedes of Kalymnos.
Archimedes of Kalymnos added "i have a very large penis."
"'Hippolyte, having a son Hippolytus, or according to Pindar, Demophon. Theseus eventually marries Phaedra, having left his wife, or his wife having died after childbirth. In the version where Theseus is married to, and leaves, Hippolyte'? I think you mean 'Hippolyta, having a son Hippolytus, or according to Pindar, Demophon. Theseus eventually marries Phaedra, having left his wife, or his wife having died after childbirth. In the version where Theseus is married to, and leaves, Hippolyta'." noted Theotimos of Anafi.
In response to this, Solon of Ios commented "You don't mean 'married and fled Crete with Ariadne, but then abandoned her, at Athena's demand, on the island of Dia, or possibly Naxos.'. You mean 'fled Crete with Ariadne, but then abandoned her, at Athena's demand, on the island of Dia, or possibly Naxos. She was later married to Dionysus'."
"You don't mean 'his seduction of her in her suicide note. In revenge, Phaedra wrote Theseus a letter claiming that Hippolytus had raped her. She then killed herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster and drag their rider to his death. In other versions, after telling Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, he killed his son himself and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die. Artemis later told Theseus the truth. In yet another version, Phaedra simply told Theseus this and did not kill herself;'. You mean 'him. In order to get revenge over being rejected, Phaedra had written Theseus a letter claiming that Hippolytus had raped her, and had then killed herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. In other versions, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die. Artemis later told Theseus the truth. In yet another version, Phaedra simply told Theseus Hippolytus had raped her and did not kill herself, and'." continued Solon of Ios.
"You don't mean '. Alternatively, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information -- even after Phaedra killed herself and blamed it on him. In order to get revenge over being rejected, Phaedra had written Theseus a letter claiming that Hippolytus had raped her, and had then killed herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. In other versions, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die. Artemis later told Theseus the truth'. You mean 'out of chastity. Alternatively in Euripides' version, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information -- before Phaedra killed herself and blamed it on him because she did not believe in Hippolytus' oath. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. Artemis would later tell Theseus the truth, promising to avenge Hippolytus, her loyal follower, on another follower of Aphrodite. In a third version, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die'." said Timaeus of Rhodes.
Metrophanes of Kefalonia said "sr:Тезеј."
Metrophanes of Kefalonia whispered "We should not say lt:Tesėjas."
In response to this, Agapius of Crete said "fij irj 9rj."
"Steven Pressfield's "Last of the Amazons" is a fictional account of Theseus meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope and the ensuing war." said Damianus of Serifos.
"We should not say magic sword." said Cassander.
"I would add: and Medea's son, Medus and." said Demetrios of Serifos, in response.
Archimedes of Paros acknowledged this and shouted "You don't mean 'and Medea's son, Medus and Medea,'. You mean 'Medea recognized Theseus immediately as Aegeus' son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus' kingdom instead of her son Medus. She'."
Artemidoros of Kasos insisted "hi mom!"
In response to this, Kassandra of Kasos commented "What's that? 'Heracles'? You must mean 'When Heracles came into Hades for his twelfth task, he'."
In response to this, Epicrates of Mykonos commented "I suggest: Theseus (Greek Θησεύς) was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aegeus (or of Poseidon) and of Aethra. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as θεσμoς ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. In The Frogs Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. He may have originated in, or been based upon, a historical person or persons.sex and sex here and there."
In response to this, Epiphanius of Thassos insisted "ciara is fat."
"rock." ventured Xenokles of Alonnisos.

"It is time to talk of The Minotaur." commented Theodosius.
"King Minos of Crete had waged war on Athens and won. He then demanded that seven Athenian youths and seven maidens be sent every ninth year (some accounts say every year) to be devoured by the Minotaur. When the third sacrifice came round, Theseus volunteered to go to slay the monster. He promised to his father, Aegeus, that he would put up a white sail on his journey back home if he was successful. Ariadne, Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and helped him get out of the maze by giving him a ball of thread, allowing him to retrace his path. Theseus killed the Minotaur (with a magical sword Ariadne had given him) and led the other Athenians back out the labyrinth. (Plutarch, Theseus, 15—19; Diod. Sic. i. I6, iv. 61; Apollodorus iii. 1,15) He later abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos." mused Theodosius.
Theodosius added "You don't mean 'He later abandoned Ariadne'. You mean 'Theseus took Ariadne with him but later abandoned her'."
"ro:Tezeu." insisted Kleitos.

"It is time for a tale of Television." insisted Euthymius of Amorgos.
Euthymius of Amorgos commented "In Class of the Titans, a new show for kids, one main character is descended from Theseus. In one episode, she and her friends battle hundreds of clones of the original minotaur."
"We should not say =Television=." commented Euthymius of Amorgos.
In response to this, Ampelius of Anafi hissed "What's that? 'Class of the Titans, a new show for kids'? You mean 'Clash of the Titans, a new show for children'."
"For a fictional telling of the Ariadne-Theseus-Minotaur myth from the Minoan-Cretan (vs. Athenian) point of view, see John Dempsey, "Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete." Athens, Greece: Kalendis 1996, 679pp., ISBN 960-219-062-0. For a chronological cultural study of Minoan Crete and its many legacies SEE ALSO http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com ." mused Pyrrhos.
Pyrrhos continued "John Dempsey's "Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete" (Athens, Greece: Kalendis 1996, 679pp.) tells the Minoan Cretan version of these events based on both archaeology and myth. http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com."
Pyrrhos continued "You don't mean ') tells the Minoan Cretan version of these events based on both archaeology and myth. http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com'. You mean 'ISBN 960-219-062-0) tells the Minoan Cretan version of these events based on both archaeology and myth. http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com.'."
Pyrrhos yawned "For a telling of the Ariadne/Theseus/Minotaur myth based on both archaeology and myth, see John Dempsey, "Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete." Athens, Greece: Kalendis 1996, 679pp., ISBN 960-219-062-0. SEE ALSO http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com."
In response to this, Zoe of Skiathos said "''Θησεύς') was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aegeus (or of Poseidon) and of Aethra. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as θεσμoς'? I think not."
Zoe of Skiathos noted "I would note: ) was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aegeus (or of Poseidon) and of Aethra. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ."
Thaïs of Samos noted "ur:تھیسیس."
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Eugenius of Rhodes insisted "thesius is from greek mythology."
Eustorgios mused "What's that? 'Heracles in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Hippolyta'? You mean 'bob in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Holly golighty'."
"You don't mean 'bob in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of Holly golighty'. You mean 'hercules in his ninth labour - obtaining the girdle of hippolyta'." added Eustorgios.
"You don't mean 'Scyrus threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros'. You mean 'Scyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Scyros'." said Sophron of Lemnos.
"You don't mean '(with a magical sword Ariadne had given him)'. You mean 'with his bare hands'." mused Tryphaina of Zakynthos.
Galene noted "We cannot say Aegeus (or of Poseidon) and of Aethra. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. In The Frogs Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. He may have originated in, or been based upon, a historical person or persons."
Galene continued "In The Frogs Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. He is more likely to reflect a historical situation, as Athens threw off a Minoan hegemony, than to have been based upon a historical individual."
Galene added "You don't mean 'took up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort'. You mean 'had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together'."
Galene added "Each of these sites was a sacred place already of great antiquity when the deeds of Theseus were first attested in ceramic art, predating the literary texts."
"You don't mean '(Plutarch, Theseus, 15—19; Diod. Sic. i. I6, iv. 61; Apollodorus iii. 1,15) Theseus took Ariadne with him but later'. You must mean 'Plutarch, Life of Theseus, 15—19; Diodorus Siculus,i. I6, iv. 61; Pseudo-Apollodorus, Bibliotheke iii. 1,15. Theseus took Ariadne with him but on the return trip'." whispered Galene.
"We should not say More broadly, Theseus is the founding hero of Athens. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Akropolis." continued Galene.

"We must talk of Notes." added Galene.
In response to this, Antikles said "hi there."
Diodorus of Milos commented "cs:Theseus."
"cs:Théseus." said Callias.
"You don't mean 'took Ariadne'. You mean 'raped ariadne, then took her'." insisted Aristodemos.
"What's that? '"labours"'? I think you mean ''labours''." said Syntyche of Corfu.
"'Isthmian entrance to the Netherworld'? You mean 'Isthmianizm fo shizmd the pazzle of the chrizzle entrance to the fairyrealm'." said Glaphyra of Kefalonia.
"You don't mean 'king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order'. You mean 'queen of strathvegas, son of Aethra, and fathered by urethra and Poseidonpants, with whom Aethra lay in one gingerbread house. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame friends that were identified with an archaic religious and social smorgusboard'." mused Glaphyra of Kefalonia.
"'Aethra, and fathered by urethra and Poseidonpants, with whom Aethra lay in one gingerbread house. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Herpes, all of whom battled and overcame friends that were identified with an archaic religious and social smorgusboard. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Akropolis'? You mean 'me, and fathered by urethra and Poseidonpants, with whom Aethra lay in one gingerbread house. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Herpes, all of whom battled and overcame friends that were identified with an archaic religious and social smorgusboard. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Ak-poo-on-u-olis'." ventured Glaphyra of Kefalonia.
"You don't mean 'Theseus (Greek ) was a legendary queen of strathvegas, son of me, and fathered by urethra and Poseidonpants, with whom Aethra lay in one gingerbread house. Theseus was a founder-hero'. You mean 'Theseus was a little kid who foshizzled the mozzizle of ur hizzle hence the reproduction of candyman'." noted Glaphyra of Kefalonia.
"What's that you say? 'Theseus was a little kid who foshizzled the mozzizle of ur hizzle hence the reproduction of'? You mean 'theseus said and i quote "whats going on mikie"'." noted Glaphyra of Kefalonia.
In response to this, Sophos of Lemnos said "Theseus lived i athens."

"But what of Headline text?" said Xanthe.
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"Let us not forget Headline text." added Xanthe.
In response to this, Tryphaina of Lemnos mused "We should not say When Theseus arrived at Athens,he ate fourteen pies in the space of five seconds, a new world record at the time. untill some chinese guy with a moustache beat him to it. he did not reveal his true identity immediately. He."
Adamantios of Kythnos commented "Category:Characters in Book VI of the Aeneid."
Agathinus of Sikinos said "You don't mean 'Theseus was welcomed by Aegeus, who was suspicious of the stranger'. I think you mean 'When Theseus arrived at Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately'."
"brian is cool." noted Meliton.
In response to this, Heroides of Kea commented "Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were so impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia, wife of Pirithous. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
In response to this, Telemachos of Kalymnos said "a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals, shield, and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens."
Telemachos of Kalymnos added "kelle sucks tyler couey dick."
Aristeides of Naxos noted "You don't mean 'Theseus arrived at Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. He was welcomed by Aegeus, who was suspicious of the stranger. Aegeus's wife Medea recognized Theseus immediately as Aegeus' son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus' kingdom instead of her son Medus. She tried to arrange to have Theseus killed by asking him to capture the Marathonian Bull, an emblem of Cretan power.'. You mean 'Thes[http://www.example.com link title]eus arrived at Athens, he did not reveal his true identity that Theseus 216.46.141.130 23:52, 23 October 2006 (UTC)ia:Media:[[Media:[[Media:[[Media:would be chosen]]]]]]]] as heir to Aegeus' kingdImage:Example.jpgom instead of her son Medus. She tr'."
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Aristeides of Naxos insisted "On the way to Marathon, Greece|Marathon, Theseus took shelter from a storm in the hut of an ancient woman named Hecale. She swore to make a sacrifice to Zeus if Theseus was successful in capturing the bull. Theseus did capture the bull, but when he returned to Hecale's hut, she was dead. In her honor Theseus gave her name to one of the demes of Attica, making its inhabitants in a sense her adopted children."
Epiphanius of Alonnisos mused "But listen; Marathon."
Philoumene of Lemnos said "tr:Theseus."
In response to this, Euthymios of Salamis said "What's that? 'same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after'? You mean 'penis same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica, represented in his journey of labours—under Athens. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after vagina'."
"You don't mean 'lemonparty.org HOT BABES'. You mean 'http://www.lemonparty.org'." mused Euthymios of Salamis.
Euthymius of Karpathos nodded in agreement and noted "MAD AVE all day."
"This much I know is true: sandino sucks." commented Euthymius of Karpathos.
"Category:Founding monarchs." shouted Telesphoros, in response.
Nicasius said "What's that you say? 'or Heracles'? You mean 'Heracles, or Telephus'."
"You don't mean 'Heracles, or Telephus'. You mean 'or Heracles'." yawned Galene, nodding.
Nicasius said "You don't mean 'Heracles, or Telephus'. You mean 'or Heracles'."
"What's that you say? 'Alternatively in Euripides' version, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information -- before Phaedra killed herself and blamed it on him because she did not believe in Hippolytus' oath. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. Artemis would later tell Theseus the truth, promising to avenge Hippolytus, her loyal follower,'? You mean 'In Euripides' version, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a sea monster (usually a bull) and drag their rider to his death. Artemis would later tell Theseus the truth, promising to avenge her loyal follower'." commented Tyche.

"It is time to talk of Ship of Theseus." commented Xenokrates of Kythira.
"According to some accounts, the ship Theseus took on his return to Athens was kept in service for many years. However, as wood wore out or rotted it was replaced until it was unclear how much of the original ship actually remained. Philosphical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes refered to as a Theseus Paradox." noted Xenokrates of Kythira.
"It really is a good story." mused Kallias of Salamis.
Theophilos of Rhodes said "hu:Thészeusz."
Anaxagoras of Icaria mused "You don't mean 'He is more likely to reflect a historical situation, as Athens threw off a Minoan hegemony,Minoan dominance is reflected in the ceramic history. than to have been based upon'. You mean 'If the theory of a Minoan hegemony,Minoan cultural dominance is reflected in the ceramic history,but not political dominance is correct he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on'."
"What's that? 'Philosphical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes refered'? You mean 'Philosophical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes referred'." said Theodulus of Salamis.
"What's that you say? 'Siris. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Siris'? You mean 'Sinis. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Sinis'." commented Anaxagoras of Icaria.
Anaxagoras of Icaria noted "You don't mean 'Philosphical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes refered'. It would be more correct to say 'Philosophical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes referred'."
"What's that? 'Sinis. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Sinis'? You mean 'Siris. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Siris'." cried Tyche.
Platon noted "You don't mean 'but not necessarily political dominance is correct he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on a'. You mean 'but not necessarily political dominance is correct he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an'."
Hesperos of Thassos whispered "We should not say although it is not said whether he cut Procrustes to size or stretched him to fit."
Phile of Syros commented "bs:Tezej."
Diodotus said "What's that? ', allowing him to retrace his path. Theseus killed the Minotaur with his bare hands'? You mean 'and a sword, allowing him to retrace his path. Theseus killed the Minotaur with the sword'."
"Listen to what I say. once again crusty is gay." ventured Alexandros of Kalymnos, nodding.
"This myth has continually been re-presented and re-used by European culture, over a period of three thousand years." said Antenor.
Nikomedes of Kefalonia commented "You don't mean 'http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com'. You mean '[http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com]'."
Gaiana smiled "Hahahaha, dick."
Pamphilus of Santorini said "ceb:Thésée."
Anastasius of Samos mused "What's that? 'killed the Minotaur'? You mean 'slayed the minotaur'."
In response to this, Epikouros of Lefkada whispered "You don't mean 'best friend'. You mean 'sexy wife'."
Epikouros of Lefkada insisted "You don't mean 'sexy wife'. You mean 'best friend'."
Damianus of Santorini said "You don't mean 'i. I6, iv. 61; Pseudo-Apollodorus, Bibliotheke iii. 1,15. Theseus took Ariadne with him but on the return trip abandoned her on the island of Naxos.Ariadne cursed him when the noticed he had abandoned her '. You mean 'i. I6, iv. 61; Pseudo-Apollodorus, Bibliotheke iii. 1,15. Theseus took Ariadne with him but on the return trip abandoned her on the island of Naxos.Ariadne cursed him when the noticed he had abandoned her.'."
Smaragdos said "You don't mean 'the sword'. You mean 'his bare hands'."
Olympias of Hydra commented "You are mistaken to say 'the noticed he had abandoned her. He also failed to fly white sails on his return journey, thus causing his father'. You mean 'she noticed he had abandoned her. He also failed to fly white sails on his return journey, thus causing his father (Aegeus)'."
In response to this, Eutychius of Zakynthos said "You don't mean '. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he'. You mean 'and let Mason cormie do his mom up the Bootie Hole. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he did Mason Cormie up the bootie hole and'."
"It would be wrong to say who let Mason Cormie do his mom up da bootie hole. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's arms and let Mason cormie do his mom up the Bootie Hole. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he did Mason Cormie up the bootie hole." whispered Eutychius of Zakynthos.
In response to this, Empedokles of Thassos said "Jorge Luis Borges also presents an interesting variation of the myth in a short story called "La Casa de Asterion," or "House of Asterion."."
"Listen to what I say. Jorge Luis Borges also presents an interesting variation of the myth in a short story called "La Casa de Asterion," or "House of Asterion."." insisted Eutychius of Zakynthos.
Hesperos of Tinos mused "'lean thighs of Athenians'? It would be more correct to say 'leannnn thighsss of Atheniansss'."
Chreste of Mykonos said "I'm a ninja."
"Hippis need to die they have no human rights. hurray. treehuggers!!!!!!!" continued Chreste of Mykonos.
"Category:Greek mythological people." noted Nereus.
Leontius of Samos ventured "We should not say In The Frogs, Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. If the theory of a Minoan hegemony is correct he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an historical individual."
"who was gay." smiled Dion of Serifos.
Dion of Serifos added "You don't mean 'play, A Midsummer Night's Dream, ultimately marrying the Amazon known in Greek mythology as Hippolyta'. You mean 'plays, A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Two Noble Kinsmen. Shakespeare draws on Geoffrey Chaucer's Knight's Tale and Giovanni Boccaccio's Teseida, whence the use of the anachronistic term "Duke": when Boccaccio and Chaucer were writing in the fourteenth century, there was an actual Duke of Athens. Hippolyta also appears in both plays'."
Galene whispered "'Theseus killed him by his own method, he cut Procrustes to size'? You mean 'although it is not said whether he cut Procrustes to size or stretched him to fit'."
Galene commented "You don't mean 'ceramic art, predating the'. You mean 'painted ceramics, which predatethe'."
Galene mused "You don't mean 'In Euripides' version'. You mean 'Alternatively, in Euripides' version, Hippolytus'."
Galene added "You don't mean '[http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com].'. You mean '[http://ancientgreece-earlyamerica.com] '."
Galene mused "We should not say"
Galene continued "Let me tell you something."
Galene added "We should not say called "La Casa de Asterion," or "House of Asterion."
In response to this, Thoukydides noted "Listen to what I say. fuck yalll fuckin mother fuckers."
Dion of Samothrace said "We cannot say Ruck, Carl A.P. and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth, ch. IX "Theseus: making the new Athens 1994, pp. 203-222."
Dion of Samothrace cried "I'm having fun right now!"
"From," continued Dion of Samothrace.
Dion of Samothrace noted "We should not say Category:Founding monarchs."
Pelagios of Lesbos insisted "hr:Tezej."
Timaios of Salamis said "'House of Asterion'? You mean 'The House of Asterion'."
"Do not forget: ; such double fatherhood, one father immortal one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes." said Galene.
In response to this, Galene ventured "In Plutarch's vita of Theseus, he makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century)."
Galene added "You don't mean 'in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion")'. You mean 'from the Minotaur's point-of-view, in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not knowing that the minotaur's name was Asterion.'."
Hieronymus of Aegina said "You don't mean 'Mug;og;hg;ohrf;a;gh;dhg;hf;ohg;odfhn;odfbg;odf;ohf;ohgfd;hjadf;phjd;fhb;dofhb;ohfb;oeha;ohf;g;fhbmpkp;japjh[pjfd[hpj[fphj[pdjfhpjfdphjpdujhpdj[h[pj[pj[spgujh[pjaj]jkfgpoakjfgjafpjhpjapjdfhjdhjinotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus. Plutarch's sources, not allfiuygh;orewriuh;oaejh;agijhl'. I think you mean 'Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus. Plutarch's sources, not all'."
In response to this, Aristarchos ventured "What's that you say? 'Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens'? You must mean 'Kratos of Sparta impaled Theseus with a spear and crushed his face in a door after being denied passage to the Steeds of Time'."
In response to this, Galene smiled "You don't mean 'Kratos of Sparta impaled Theseus with a spear and crushed his face in a door after being denied passage to the Steeds of Time'. I think you mean 'Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens'."
Nereus ventured "Category:Greek mythology."
Nereus commented "Category:Mythological kings."
"This much I know is true: Category:Argonauts." added Nereus.

"It is time for a tale of Video Games." said Alcibiades of Agios Efstratios.
"Theseus was featured as a boss in the video game God of War II. In it, the main character, Kratos, meets Theseus on the Island of Creation." added Alcibiades of Agios Efstratios.
Alcibiades of Agios Efstratios added ". Theseus at that time is working for The Sisters of Fate."
Homeros of Paros commented "We should not say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens, in Aethra, daughter of Troezen's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens."
Nereus whispered "Category:Offspring of Poseidon."
In response to this, Nikomedes of Zakynthos said "bg:Тезей."

"But what of Television?" whispered Epaphroditos of Skopelos.
Epaphroditos of Skopelos commented "Theseus's battle with the Minotaur was adapted into an episode of Ulysses 31."
Epaphroditos of Skopelos noted "You don't mean 'Theseus on the Island of Creation'. You mean 'an aged Theseus on the Island of Creation. Theseus at that time is working for The Sisters of Fate.'."
In response to this, Pelagia of Kasos commented "Listen to what I say. You smell like poo !"
Heracleitus of Sifnos said "Gene Wolfe's The Book of the New Sun contains a retelling of the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, about a student who makes a son from dreams and sends him off to fight an ogre who, unlike the minotaur, has a head like a castle and a body like a ship. In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. Sadly the student sees the sails, blackened by the burning tar, and throws himself from his tower, for "no man lives long when his dreams are dead."."
Heracleitus of Sifnos noted "is:Þeseifur."
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In response to this, Xenia of Milos mused "well uno as i was saying play maple or die cause likr theseus did it and hes fine okay maybe not."
"u cannot stooge a stooge." smiled Dositheos of Thassos.

"It is time to talk of notes." noted Serapion of Serifos.
Sophokles of Serifos insisted "You don't mean 'Aegaen sea'. I think you mean 'Aegean Sea'."
Ptolemais of Skiathos insisted "tyk.dujødryårtuikdtøyi7iuditfuoitruofyu."
"sh:Tezej." said Nikomedes of Zakynthos.
"THESEUS SUCKS." said Euphranor.
"You don't mean 'at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens, in Aethra, daughter of Troezen's king, Pittheus. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex'. You mean 'Aethra who was the daughter of Troezen's king Pittheus, at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex '." said Antiochos of Skiathos.
"shit!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Alexandra of Milos.
In response to this, Laodike said "What's that you say? 'Sun contains a retelling of the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, about a student who makes a son from dreams and sends him off to fight an ogre who, unlike the minotaur, has a head like a castle and a body like a ship. In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. Sadly the student sees the sails, blackened by the burning tar, and, thinking his created son is dead, throws himself from his tower, for "no man lives long when his dreams are dead'? You mean 'Moon contains a retelling of the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, about a student who makes a son from dreams and sends him off to fight an ogre who, unlike the minotaur, has a head like a castle and a body like a ship. In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. Sadly the student sees the sails, blackened by the burning tar, and, thinking his created son is dead, throws himself from his bed, for "no man lives long when his dreams are not here'."
In response to this, Cleon of Tinos said "You don't mean 'Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon'. You mean 'Eros (god of love, and Aphrodites son). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Eros'."
"You don't mean 'He also failed'. You mean 'This curse meant that Theseus forgot'." said Cléopâtre of Andros, nodding.
In response to this, Cleopatra said "You don't mean ', Theseus also was one of the Argonauts, although Apollonius of Rhodes states in the Argonautica that Theseus was still in the underworld at this time. With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas, who was one of those who hid in the Trojan Horse during the Trojan War. Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus to bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475 BC, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros for the Athenians, identified as the remains of Theseus "a coffin of a great corpse with a bronze spear-head by its side and a sword." (Plutarch, Life of Cimon, quoted Burkert 1985, p. 206)'. You mean 'motherfuckers, Theseus also was one of the Argonauts, although Apollonius of Rhodes states in the Argonautica that Theseus was still in the underworld at this time. With Phaedra, Theseus fathered Acamas, who was one of those who hid in the Trojan Horse during the Trojan War. Theseus welcomed the wandering Oedipus and helped Adrastus to bury the Seven Against Thebes. Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475 BC, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros for the Athenians, identified as the remains of Theseus "a coffin of a great corpse with a bronze spear-head by its side and a sword." (Plutarch, Life of Cimon, quoted Burkert 1985, p. 206)'."
Phoibos of Sikinos said "You don't mean '. Knowing that Kratos wishes to force the aid of the sisters, he decides to fight Kratos, using his spear and a master'. I think you mean 'as the Horse Keeper. Knowing that Kratos wishes to force the aid of the sisters, he decides to fight Kratos, using his spear and a mastery'."
Phoibos of Sikinos noted "'. Knowing that Kratos wishes to force the aid of the sisters, he decides to fight Kratos, using his spear and a master'? You mean 'as the Horse Keeper. Knowing that Kratos wishes to force the aid of the sisters, he decides to fight Kratos, using his spear and a mastery'."
Hieronymus of Tinos nodded and said "br:Theseüs."
Epaphroditos of Amorgos said "Theseus liked too do many ladies when he was King of Athens, one incident is that one slave girl refused to sleep with him, because she was the Goddess Hera, Hera then punished Theseus by later trying to kill her by when any lady saw him tey would see the minotaurs head."
In response to this, Menekrates of Lefkada smiled "You don't mean 'built and occupied a palace'. You mean 'builted and occupieded a palaceed'."
Olympos of Milos commented "King Minos of Crete had waged war with the Athenians and was succesful. He then demanded that 7 Athenian boys and 7 Athenian girls to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, who was half man half beast. If you managed to slay the minotaur then the sacrifices would never happen again.This happened every nine years. Then the third time that it happened, Theseus the son of the King of Athens, Aegeus, volunteered to go and slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father that if he was succesful he would return with a white sail. They were brought onto the island of Crete and sent to the minotaures laborinth. Before this all happened King Minos' daughter Ariadne, fell in love with Theseus and she did whatevere she could to help Theseus. She gave him a ball of string to find his way back through the maze and also a sword to defeat the Minotaur."
Olympos of Milos mused "Theseus was succesful and managed to escape off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos."
"The next day Ariadne noticed that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him. The curse was that he would forget to put up the white sail on his journey home. Theseus did so and when his father was on the look out for his son, he saw the black flag and comitted suicide by jumping off of the cliff. Theseus and the 14 children returned safely." continued Olympos of Milos.
Apollinaris of Serifos said "You don't mean 'Theseus was succesful and managed to escape off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos'. I think you mean 'Theseus was succesful and managed to escape off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne noticed that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him. The curse was that he would forget to put up the white sail on his journey home. Theseus did so and when his father was on the look out for his son, he saw the black flag and comitted suicide by jumping off of the cliff into the Aegean sea which was named after him. Theseus and the 14 children returned safely'."
In response to this, Pelagius insisted "You don't mean 'builted and occupieded a palaceed'. You mean 'built and occupied a palace'."
Homer paused and said "You don't mean 'He was welcomed by Aegeus, who was suspicious of the stranger'. You mean 'Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions'."
"You don't mean 'He was welcomed by Aegeus, who was suspicious of the stranger'. It would be more correct to say 'Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions'." said Pelagius.
Homer nodded and noted "You don't mean 'victoriously to Athens, where he sacrificed the Bull, Medea tried to poison him, but at the last second Aegeus recognized the sandals, shield, and sword and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hand, and'. You mean 'victorious to Athens, where he sacrificed the Bull, Medea tried to poison him. At the last second, Aegeus recognized the sandals, shield, and sword, and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hand. Thus'."
"You don't mean 'succesful. He then demanded that 7 Athenian boys and 7 Athenian girls to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, who was half man half beast. If you managed to slay the minotaur then the sacrifices would never happen again.This happened every nine years. Then the third time that it happened, Theseus the son of the King of Athens, Aegeus, volunteered to go and slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father that if he was succesful'. You mean 'successful. He then demanded that 7 Athenian boys and 7 Athenian girls to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, who was half man half beast. If you managed to slay the minotaur then the sacrifices would never happen again.This happened every nine years. Then the third time that it happened, Theseus the son of the King of Athens, Aegeus, volunteered to go and slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father that if he was successful'." said Timothea of Ithaca.
Timothea of Ithaca commented "You don't mean 'succesful and managed to escape off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne noticed that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him. The curse was that he would forget to put up the white sail on his journey home. Theseus did so and when his father was on the look out for his son, he saw the black flag and comitted'. You mean 'successful and managed to escape off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne noticed that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him. The curse was that he would forget to put up the white sail on his journey home. Theseus did so and when his father was on the look out for his son, he saw the black flag and committed'."
"One of the episodes of Jim Henson's The Storyteller was about Theseus's battle with the Minotaur." ventured Athenodoros of Kea.
Thaïs of Tinos mused "What's that? '7 Athenian boys and 7 Athenian girls to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, who was half man half beast. If you managed to slay the minotaur then the sacrifices would never happen again.This happened every nine years. Then the third time that it happened, Theseus the son of the King of Athens, Aegeus, volunteered to go and slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father that if he was successful he would return with a white sail. They were brought onto the island of Crete and sent to the minotaures laborinth. Before this all happened King Minos' daughter Ariadne, fell in love with Theseus and she did whatever she could to help Theseus. She gave him a ball of string to find his way back through the maze and also a sword to defeat the Minotaur.'? You mean 'at nine-year intervals, Athenian boys and 7 Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, who was half man half beast.'."
"We should not say off of the island with all of the children including Ariadne. On the return home Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne noticed that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him. The curse was that he would forget to put up the white sail on his journey home. Theseus did so and when his father was on the look out for his son, he saw the black flag and committed suicide by jumping off of the cliff into the Aegean sea which was named after him. Theseus and the 14 children returned safely." noted Thaïs of Tinos.
"Seeing the black sail, Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the 14 children returned safely." smiled Thaïs of Tinos.
Thaïs of Tinos insisted "You forget: and Ariadne. On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne realised that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him to forget to raise."
In response to this, Epaphroditos of Skopelos ventured "The Cretan Chronicles are an alternative, interactive version of the legend of Theseus and the Minotaur. The reader controls Theseus's brother Altheus, who learns from Hermes Theseus was killed by the Minotaur and takes up his brother's quest to slay the beast."
Galene said "You don't mean 'Theseus and Aethra, by Laurent de la La Hyre'. I think you mean 'Theseus and Aethra, by Laurent de La Hyre'."
Galene added "'Athenian boys and 7'? I think you mean 'seven Athenian boys and seven'."
Galene noted "You don't mean '14 children'. You mean 'other Athenian youths'."
Cyrillus of Milos said "You don't mean ', represented in his journey of labours—under Athens'. You must mean 'under Athens, represented in his journey of labours'."
Galene whispered "', represented in his journey of labours—under Athens'? You mean 'under Athens, represented in his journey of labours'."
"Listen to what I say. kids ages 12-16 have lost their virginity to me! i am a god that fucks 24 7. mmm blow me! ." commented Serapion of Kalymnos.
In response to this, Pelagios of Alonnisos said "What's that you say? 'his bed, for "no man lives long when his dreams are not here'? You mean 'the tower window, for "no man lives long when his dreams are dead'."
Galene said "You don't mean 'Sun contains a retelling of the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, about a student who makes a son from dreams and sends him off to fight an ogre who, unlike the minotaur, has a head like a castle and a body like a ship. In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. Sadly the student sees the sails, blackened by the burning tar, and, thinking his created son is dead, throws himself from the tower window, for "no man lives long when his dreams are dead'. You mean 'Moon contains a retelling of the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, about a student who makes a son from dreams and sends him off to fight an ogre who, unlike the minotaur, has a head like a castle and a body like a ship. In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. Sadly the student sees the sails, blackened by the burning tar, and, thinking his created son is dead, throws himself from his bed, for "no man lives long when his dreams are not here'."
In response to this, Achaikos of Karpathos commented "In the animated television series Class of the Titans, the character Theresa is descended from Theseus."
Eleutherius of Sifnos ventured "I would add: and who lived in the Labyrinth."
"You don't mean 'and When Theseus returned to Athens,'. You mean 'When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that'." commented Eleutherius of Sifnos.
"You don't mean 'realised that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him to forget to raise the white sail'. You mean 'realized that Theseus had only used her and she cursed him to forget to chage the black sail to white'." said Theotimos of Psara.
"I would add: ." whispered Ambrosia.
Kleon of Evia said "You are mistaken to say 'Minotaur's point-of-view, in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not knowing that the minotaur's name was Asterion'. You mean 'Asterion's point-of-view, in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not knowing the identity of the narrator'."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." mused Theophanes of Evia.
Pyrrhus of Mykonos said "Category:Demigods of Classical mythology."
Alcaeus said "You don't mean ')aaron is awesome'. It would be more correct to say 'from behind)'."
Dorotheos said "I don't think we can say Theseus (Greek ) was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with whom Aethra lay in one night (By some accounts, this was presented as a rape). Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented in his journey of labours. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Akropolis."
In response to this, Galene ventured "I would add: : the abduction of Helen and encounter with."
Galene noted "Theseus, a great abductor of women, and his bosom companion, Pirithous, since they were sons of Zeus and Poseidon, pledged themselves to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus, in an old tradition, chose Helen, and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus's mother, Aethra at Aphidna, whence she was rescued by the Dioscuri."
"We should not say Theseus and Pirithous pledged themselves to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus chose Helen and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus's mother, Aethra, and." noted Galene.
"weird." noted Telemachus of Tilos.
Xanthippe said "You don't mean 'earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they'. You mean 'earlierSO THEY DO THEIR BEST TO'."
"What's that you say? ''? You mean 'Reported in '." said Galene.
Eirenaios ventured "What's that you say? 'By some accounts, this was presented as a rape'? You mean 'a.k.a raped'."
"We should not say References ." said Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
Epikrates of Agios Efstratios noted "Plutarch, Theseus [http://classics.mit.edu/Plutarch/theseus.html online version]."
"Apollodorus." mused Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
Epikrates of Agios Efstratios insisted "Category:Comic hero."
"We should not say Medea and the Marathonian Bull ." mused Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
Epikrates of Agios Efstratios insisted "We should not say Pirithous ."
Epikrates of Agios Efstratios added "We should not say Theseus and Pirithous: the abduction of Helen and encounter with Hades ."
"We should not say Phaedra and Hippolytus ." continued Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
"We should not say Other stories and his death ." added Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
"We should not say Books ." mused Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
"You don't mean 'References'. You mean 'References '." noted Epikrates of Agios Efstratios.
Epikrates of Agios Efstratios whispered "We should not say Plutarch, Theseus [http://classics.mit.edu/Plutarch/theseus.html online version]."
In response to this, Sophron of Chíos mused "You don't mean 'out of love for'. You mean 'who falls in love with'."
Sophron of Chíos continued "Theseus wandered into the maze,unraveling the thread until the Minotaur.Theseus first stabbed the beast at the heart,but then he struck of the head of the Minotaur."
"I would add: attacked,mean,wild,starving. ." added Sophron of Chíos.
"You don't mean 'who falls in love with'. You mean 'out of love for'." mused Galene.
Phaedrus of Sifnos said "We should not say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of Troezen's king Pittheus, at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens."
"The minotaurs actual origins are foggy but in some myths it is said that Minos's wife mated with a white bull and gave birth to this bloodlusty monster." said Leon.
Auxentius of Paros said "You don't mean 'out of love for Theseus, gave him a sword and a ball of string to find his way back through the maze'. You mean 'who fell in love with Theseus, gave him a sword and a ball of string to find his way back through the maze.She also made him promise her that he would take her with him and marry her'."
"'Heracles came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Heracles'? You mean 'Hercules came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Hercules'." ventured Auxentius of Paros.
"You don't mean 'who fell in love with Theseus, gave him a sword and a ball of string to find his way back through the maze.She also made him promise her that he would take her with him and marry her'. You mean 'out of love for Theseus, gave him a sword and a ball of string to find his way back through the maze'." mused Pyrrhus of Mykonos.
"'Hercules came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Hercules'? You mean 'Heracles came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Heracles'." continued Pyrrhus of Mykonos.
In response to this, Polykrates of Kalymnos noted "Theseus found his way in the middle and slayed the beast after a long fight."

"It is time for a tale of Minotaur." said Zoilos of Hydra.
In response to this, Galene insisted "You don't mean 'thropugh the nineteenth century: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human dire'. You mean 'through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire'."
"You are mistaken to say 'Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens'. You mean 'Heracules was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Crete'." said Drakon.
"You don't mean 'Troezen's king Pittheus, at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus'. You mean 'Crete's king Pittheus, at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and of earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new Hi chloe!'." noted Drakon.
Epaphroditos of Samos noted "What's that? 'some accounts, the ship Theseus took on his return to Athens was kept in service for many years. However, as wood wore out or rotted it was replaced until it was unclear how much of the original ship actually remained. Philosophical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes referred to as a'? It would be more correct to say 'Plutarch, the ship Theseus took on his return to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries. As the wood of the ship wore out or rotted it was replaced, until it was unclear how much of the original ship actually remained. Philosophical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes referred to as the'."

"It is time to talk of Weblinks." said Anthousa of Rhodes.
"Listen to what I say. [http://www.methana.de/cms/mykenische_kuppelgrb.html?&L=1 The tomb of the mythical hero Theseus discovered near Galatas]." added Anthousa of Rhodes.
In response to this, Hilarion of Thassos noted "Theseus also makes an appearance in the Playstation2 game God of War II, as a boss who Kratos must defeat in order to gain access to the Steeds of Time."
"You don't mean 'When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta. When Heracles had pulled Theseus from the chair where he was trapped, some of his thigh stuck to it; this explains the supposedly lean thighs of Athenians'. You mean '. When Heracles had pulled Theseus from the chair where he was trapped, some of his thigh stuck to it; this explains the supposedly lean thighs of Athenians. When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back to Sparta'." noted Alexis of Leros.

"It is time to talk of Theseus, Gilgamesh and Jesus." noted Athanas.
Athanas noted "A new theory[http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/11/prweb572876.htm] emerged in 2007, connecting Theseus to Gilgamesh of Uruk and the biblical Jesus. These three pivotal stories from antiquity are found to share the very same substructure."
"The Thread of Ariadne (The TOA)[http://www.thetoa.com], a book by George Sopasakis, demonstrates a curious alignment of Theseus and the Minotaur with the older Epic of Gilgamesh and the younger story of Jesus of Nazareth." added Athanas.

"We must talk of Theseus, Gilgamesh and Jesus." insisted Athanas.
"A new theory emerged in 2007, connecting Theseus to Gilgamesh of Uruk and the biblical Jesus. These three pivotal stories from antiquity are found to share the very same substructure." ventured Athanas.
Athanas ventured "The Thread of Ariadne (The TOA) ISBN 978-1-59526-826-6, a book by George Sopasakis, demonstrates a curious alignment of Theseus and the Minotaur with the older Epic of Gilgamesh and the younger story of Jesus of Nazareth."

"You ask me of Primary sources?" said Poseidonios of Alonnisos.
"Apollodorus, Bibliotheca." added Poseidonios of Alonnisos.

"But what of Secondary sources?" continued Poseidonios of Alonnisos.
In response to this, Theophylaktos said "'who was half man half beast and who'? You mean 'a half-man, half-bull monster that'."
Kassandros of Crete yawned "You don't mean 'Theseus arrived at Athens, he did not reveal his'. You mean 'Hermia arrived at Athens, she did not reveal her'."
In response to this, Niketas said "He was a motherfuckin p-i-m-p."
Nymphe of Zakynthos said "You are mistaken to say 'legendary king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered'. I think you mean 'twatary king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and bumed'."
"'ary king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and bumed'? You mean 'king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and Gang banged'." commented Agatha of Kea, nodding.
Agatha of Kea continued "You don't mean 'twat king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and Gang banged'. I think you mean 'Legendary king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and Fathered'."
In response to this, Kallikrates of Icaria said "What's that? 'Legendary king of Athens, mam of Aethra, and Fathered'? I think you mean 'legendary king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered'."
"You don't mean 'boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth'. I think you mean 'youths and seven Athenian maidens were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth. The labyrinth had been designed by none other than Daedalus himself. This minotaur was the offspring of Minos's wife Pasiphae and a beautiful bull. Poseidon had given the bull to Minos to sacrifce it to him. Minos couldn't bear to part with it, so Poseidon made Pasiphae (Minos's wife) fall in love with it'." said Arete.
"You don't mean 'youths and seven Athenian maidens were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth. The labyrinth had been designed by none other than Daedalus himself. This minotaur was the offspring of Minos's wife Pasiphae and a beautiful bull. Poseidon had given the bull to Minos to sacrifce it to him. Minos couldn't bear to part with it, so Poseidon made Pasiphae (Minos's wife) fall in love with it'. You mean 'boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth'." said Panther of Alonnisos.
"You don't mean '"Last of the Amazons"'. You mean 'Last of the Amazons'." said Galene.
In response to this, Heraclides commented "eo:Tezeo."
"eu:Teseo." ventured Telemachos of Amorgos.
Galene said "'Theseus and the Crommyonian Sow, with Phaea, on an Attic red-figured kylix, ca. 440-430 BCE'? You mean 'Detail of the kylix at right:Theseus and the Crommyonian Sow, with Phaea'."
Soter of Amorgos ventured "he also married atheng after killing his frist family."
"theses was brave and bold wicth got him into trubble in life and then lived in the underworld. he was know for his wise words and kindness bravery. Powers were being storng and having smarts, but he suffered from old timers and his wise word were gone wicth made him foolish and got him hung." mused Soter of Amorgos.
Eutychius of Sifnos insisted "'Hippolytus had scorned Aphrodite to become a devotee of Artemis, so Aphrodite made Phaedra fall in love with him as punishment. He rejected her out of chastity. Alternatively, in Euripides' version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to be frightened by a'? You mean 'Hippolytus had scorned Aphrodite to become a devotee of Artemis, so Aphrodite made Phaedra fall in love with him as punishment. He rejected her out of chastity. Alternatively, in Euripides' version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's horses to say WTF are you doing to'."
"'be frightened by a sea monster (usually a bull) and drag their rider to his death'? You mean 'say WTF are you doing to hte sea monster (usually a bull) and drag their Balls to his death so he could eat them'." continued Eutychius of Sifnos.
"You are mistaken to say 'say WTF are you doing to hte sea monster (usually a bull) and drag their Balls to his death so he could eat them. '. You must mean 'be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death.'." ventured Kassandros of Kasos.
In response to this, Philotheos of Hydra mused "In another version, Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, had several children before the minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for Athens to take part in the Pan-Athenian games which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favourite, much to the resentment of the Pallantids who were then living at the Royal Court."
"The Pallantids were the nephews of King Aegeus, and were extremely cocky and self-opinionated. For years they were unwelcome there, fighting in the streets and lounging around the palace. Being jealous of Androgeus' success, they set an ambush one evening as he walked back to his lodgings after competing for the day. He fought bravely, but was heavily outnumbered. They killed him and left his body in the street." added Philotheos of Hydra.
"When King Minos had heard of what befell his son, he ordered the whole of the Cretan fleet to set sail for Athens. In the morning, the whole town was surrounded. Minos asked Aegeus for his son's assassins, and if they were to be handed to him, the town would be spared. However, not knowing who they were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole town to Minos' mercy. His retribution was as follows: At the end of every Great Year (seven years), the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens were to board a boat. That boat would leave with them and set sail back to Crete. Suffice to say that they would never be seen again." added Philotheos of Hydra.
Philotheos of Hydra whispered "It was 21 years before Theseus appeared in the town. However, his reputation preceeded him, having travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantids caught on to the fact that their days would be numbered if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. 25 of them would march on the town from one side while the other 25 lay in wait on the other near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace gaurds had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantids. Ironically, it was their plan that was their undoing, for Theseus found it easier to destroy two bands of twenty-five than one band of fifty. So by the time the sun rose, all fifty were dead."
"What Theseus didnt understand was, although he had killed the assassins of Androgeus, Minos still demanded tribute. So it was that Theseus voluntered to travel to Crete, and there, confront the Minotaur." continued Philotheos of Hydra.
In response to this, Arius of Hydra whispered "You don't mean 'gave him a sword and a ball of string to find his way back through the maze'. You mean 'consulted Daedalus who told her to give Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. Theseus came upon the sleeping Minotaur and beat it to death with his fists'."
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"'preceeded him, having travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantids caught on to the fact that their days would be numbered if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. 25 of them would march on the town from one side while the other 25 lay in wait on the other near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace gaurds'? You mean 'preceded him, having travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantids caught on to the fact that their days would be numbered if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. 25 of them would march on the town from one side while the other 25 lay in wait on the other near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards'." said Pelagia of Amorgos.
Pelagia of Amorgos whispered "You don't mean 'didnt understand was, although he had killed the assassins of Androgeus, Minos still demanded tribute. So it was that Theseus voluntered'. You mean 'didn't understand was, although he had killed the assassins of Androgeus, Minos still demanded tribute. So it was that Theseus volunteered'."

"But what of External links?" said Kleisthenes of Astypalaia.
Kleisthenes of Astypalaia continued "[http://bronze-gallery.com/sculptors/item.cfm?itemID=408 A bronze sculpture of Theseus and Minotaur by Antone Louis Barye]."

"But what of Theseus's Early Years?" said Kyrillos of Nisyros.

"Now we talk of Early Years." said Panther of Alonnisos.
"We cannot say Theseus's Early Years ." insisted Panther of Alonnisos.
"I don't think we can say Greek ) was a legendary king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, ." said Kyrillos of Nisyros.
Kyrillos of Nisyros continued "In The Frogs, Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. If the theory of a Minoan hegemony is correct he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an historical individual."

"It is time to talk of Early Years." ventured Kyrillos of Nisyros.
"We should not say Theseus's Early Years ." noted Kyrillos of Nisyros.
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Agathokles of Paros whispered "]], and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented in his journey of labours. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
Lysimachus said "Listen to what I say. id:Theseus."
Philo hissed "You don't mean 'had waged war with the Athenians and was successful. He then demanded that, at seven-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster'. You mean 'was visiting the Athenians when the Marathon Bull killed his son. He then demanded that, at seven-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster (son of Pasiphae and the Marathon bull/ King Minos)'."
"he:תסאוס." noted Ptolemais of Ios, nodding.
Themistokleia commented "You don't mean 'Brody McLaughlin () was a legendary king of Powell River'. You mean 'Theseus () was a legendary king of Athens'."
In response to this, Cleitus of Anafi mused "You don't mean 'Pallantids caught on to the fact that their days would be numbered if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. 25 of them would march on the town from one side while the other 25 lay in wait on the other near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantids'. You mean 'Pallantides caught on to the fact that their days would be numbered if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. 25 of them would march on the town from one side while the other 25 lay in wait on the other near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides'."
Epiphanius of Icaria said "You don't mean '. Theseus came upon the sleeping Minotaur and beat it to death with his fists'. You mean 'She also gave him a sword to kill the beast. Theseus came upon the sleeping Minotaur and a tremendous fight occured. After loosing his sword, Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, recovered his sword and slit the Minotaur's throat'."
"'was successful and, because of the string,'? You mean 'used the string to escape the Labyrinth and'." continued Epiphanius of Icaria.
"BITCH ASS PEOPLE SUCK MY DICK." said Origenes of Nisyros.
"BITCH ASS PEOPLE SUCK MY DICK." commented Origenes of Nisyros.
"Let me tell you something. SON OF SANTA." ventured Timaeus of Samos.
"You don't mean 'Theseus's first wife, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus'. It would be more correct to say 'Ben's first wife, bore Ben's two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Ben'." said Euthymios of Evia.
"Category:Shakespearean characters." insisted Ptolemaeus of Agios Efstratios.
"Category: Fictional nobility." cried Ptolemaeus of Agios Efstratios.
"ko:테세우스." ventured Apollonides of Kea, nodding.
In response to this, Epicrates of Leros said "You don't mean 'The Book of the New Sun'. You mean 'The Book of the New Sun, which is set in the distant future,'."

"Now we talk of Modern Culture." insisted Metrodora.
Metrodora ventured "In the video game God of War 2, Theseus appears as a loyal servant of the Olympian Gods, a powerful warrior armed with a battle scepter who tries to prevent Kratos from awakening the Gift Horses of Kronos from the Temple of Lachesis. He is ultimately defeated by Kratos and presumably killed, even thought the player never witnesses the moment of his exact death."
Leontia of Serifos cried "You don't mean '. King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, consulted Daedalus who told her to give Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. She also gave him a sword to kill the beast. Theseus came upon the sleeping Minotaur and a tremendous fight occurred. After losing his sword, Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, recovered his sword and slit the Minotaur'. I think you mean 'Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they arrived and was placed with the other youths in the palace's dungeon. King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, consulted Daedalus who told her to give Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. She also gave him back his father's sword. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tided one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go fowards, always down and never left of right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidently tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instanly woke. A tremendous fight then occurred. After losing his sword by a blow from the Minotaur's horns, Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, recovered his sword and slit the monster'."
Hermagoras of Ios nodded in agreement and said "Listen to what I say. cy:Theseus."
Cléopâtre of Samothrace said "You are mistaken to say 'tided one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go fowards, always down and never left of right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidently tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instanly woke. A tremendous fight then '. I think you mean 'tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go fowards, always down and never left of right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidently tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instantly woke. A tremendous fight then'."
Sosigenes of Astypalaia said "For other uses, see Theseus (disambiguation)."
In response to this, Laodice of Serifos insisted "You don't mean 'the truth'. You mean 'to suck her tits'."
"You don't mean 'to suck her tits'. You mean 'the truth'." mused Laodice of Serifos.
"'fowards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidently'? You mean 'forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidentally'." said Chrysanthos.
"You don't mean 'first wife, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's son by Antiope (Shakespeare confused the two names of these Amazons; the Queen Hippolyta and her sister Antiope, saying Hippolyta was the one who married him when in fact it was Antiope).'. You mean 'second wife, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's son by Hippolyta.'." said Agapetos of Skopelos.

"We must talk of Hippolyta." added Agapetos of Skopelos.
"Theseus, believed either to be in the company of Heracles, or of his own accord, had been on a quest in the land of the Amazons, a race of all-female warriors who reproduced with men for children (but killed off the males). Sensing no trouble or malice, the Amazons decided to openly welcome Theseus by having the queen, Hippolyta, go aboard his ship bearing gifts. After boarding the ship, Theseus left to Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his own bride. This sparked a war between the Amazons and the Athenians. Hippolyta eventually bore a son for Theseus, whom they named Hippolytus. Theseus lost his love for Hippolyta, however, once he had cast his eye on Phaedra." noted Agapetos of Skopelos.
Philoumene of Tilos said "JESS IS GAY."
In response to this, Pelagia of Aegina commented "Your mother is bitch and she sucks a whole of dick. Jason is so gay and he likes to suck dick like his mother does."
Pelagia of Aegina continued "'Theseus'? That's wrong."
"'the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. In another version, Ariadne died from illness on the journey home. In Theseus' grief, he forgot to change the sails'? You mean 'Theseus wrapped up the minotaurs head in the white sail'." whispered Philomena of Ios, in response.
Panther of Alonnisos insisted "What's that? 'Theseus wrapped up the minotaurs head in the white sail'? You must mean 'the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. In another version, Ariadne died from illness on the journey home. In Theseus' grief, he forgot to change the sails'."
"What's that? 'She also gave him back his father's sword. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidentally tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instantly woke. A tremendous fight then occurred. After losing his sword by a blow from the Minotaur's horns, Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, recovered his sword and slit the monster's throat'? It would be more correct to say '. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidentally tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instantly woke. A tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, until death'." mused Zoe of Lefkada.
Galene said "[http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html (Theoi Project) Plutarch: Life of Theseus]."
"'In Plutarch's vita of Theseus, he makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus.'? You mean 'Plutarch's vita of Theseus, makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the vita of Romulus.'." mused Galene.
"You don't mean 'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of Troezen's king Pittheus, at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the weapons'. You mean 'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the tokens'." noted Galene.
Galene added "You don't mean 'each guarded by a chthonic enemy in the shapes of thieves and bandits. Young, brave and ambitious, Theseus decided to go'. You must mean ' each guarded by a chthonic enemy in the shapes of thieves and bandits. Young, brave and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone'."
Galene continued "You don't mean 'King at the holy site of Eleusis, who challenged passers-by to a wrestling match and, when he had beaten them, killed them. Theseus beat Cercyon at wrestling and then killed him instead. In interpretations of the story that follow the formulas of Frazer's The Golden Bough, Cercyon was a "year-King'. You mean 'king at the holy site of Eleusis, who challenged passers-by to a wrestling match and, when he had beaten them, killed them. Theseus beat Cercyon at wrestling and then killed him instead. In interpretations of the story that follow the formulas of Frazer's The Golden Bough, Cercyon was a "year-King'."
"You don't mean 'was said to have been'. You mean 'it was said, was'." added Galene.
"'Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, had several children before the minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for Athens to take part in the Pan-Athenian games which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favourite, much to the resentment of the Pallantids who were then living at the Royal Court'? You mean 'Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, had several children before the minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for Athens to take part in the Pan-Athenian games which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favourite, much to the resentment of the Pallantids, sons of Pallas and nephews of King Aegeus, who were then living at the royal court in the sanctuary of Delphic Apollo, and they assassinated him, incurring the wrath of Minos'." continued Galene.
Galene added "'Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they arrived and was placed with the other youths in the palace's dungeon. King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, consulted Daedalus who told her to give Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. Theseus accidentally tripped on a rock and the Minotaur instantly woke'? You mean 'Plutarch quotes Simonides to the effect that the alternate sail given by Aegeus was not white, but “a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak. (Plutarch, 17.5). Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus gave Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur'."
"You don't mean 'However it happened, the sails remained black'. I think you mean 'Theseus used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne. On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne cursed him to forget to change the black sail to white. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. In another version, Ariadne died from illness on the journey home. In Theseus' grief, he forgot to change the sails'." continued Galene.
Galene commented "Walker, Henry J., Theseus and Athens (Oxford University Press US) 1995. The most thorough scholarly examination of Theseus' archaic origins and classical myth and cult, and his place in classical literature and the Greek historians' view."

"Now we talk of Chuck Noris Rocks." said Chariclea of Agios Efstratios.
"HE DIED OF AIDS!" continued Chariclea of Agios Efstratios.
"You don't mean 'gave Theseus a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. A tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists, until death'. You mean 'gave him a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had hid from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. A tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus beat the Minotaur with his fists until dead'." whispered Agathon of Ithaca.
In response to this, Antipater of Amorgos mused "You don't mean 'until dead'. You mean 'to subdue it and then slit its throat with his sword'."
Aphrodisia of Zakynthos said "DREW LIKES MEN."
"BOOOOOOOOMMMM DOSE YOUR MOTHER SO." said Alcibiades of Anafi.
In response to this, Leucippus of Karpathos smiled "'1985'? That's wrong."
Homeros of Sifnos said "'although it is not said whether he cut Procrustes to size or stretched him to fit'? You must mean 'He cut off Procrustes feet and, finding him still too tall, cut off his head as well'."
Eumelia said "What's that? 'Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon'? It would be more correct to say 'England, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Barack Obama'."
"You don't mean 'return to Athens'. You mean 'become a homosexual'." noted Parmenides of Lemnos.
"You don't mean 'Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon'. You must mean 'England, son of Aethra, and fathered by Hera and Zeus'." mused Aeschylus of Kythnos.
"You don't mean 'snakes coiled around their feet and held them fast. In some versions, the stone itself grew and attached itself to their thighs'. You mean 'they could not move. They were fastened to the chairs. They did not know they were or why they were there. In fact, they forgot everything, because they sat on the Chairs of Forgetfulness'." hissed Eutropios of Syros.
Galene insisted "What's that? ', the ship Theseus used on his return to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries. As the wood of the ship wore out or rotted it was replaced, until it was unclear how much of the original ship actually remained and giving rise to the philosophical question of whether it should be considered "the same" ship or not. Philosophical questions about the nature of identity in circumstances like this are sometimes referred to as the Ship of Theseus Paradox'? You mean ''s Life of Theseus, the ship Theseus used on his return to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries'."
Galene noted "The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place."
Galene continued "The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for it annually carried the Athenian envoys to the festival of Apollo at Delos."
"As the wood of the ship wore out or rotted and was replaced, it was unclear to philosophers how much of the original ship actually remained, giving rise to the philosophical question whether it should be considered "the same" ship or not. Such philosophical questions about the nature of identity are sometimes referred to as the Ship of Theseus Paradox." mused Galene.
"For Athenians, the preserved ship kept fresh their understanding that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure, which none then doubted:" commented Galene.
"Do not forget: Also in another version dionysus [the god of wine] had chosen ariadne to be his wife." whispered Archelaos.
Archelaos continued "'Also in another version dionysus [the god of wine] had chosen Ariadne to be his wife. Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely'? You mean 'Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely Also in another version dionysus [the god of wine] had chosen Ariadne to be his wife'."
Archelaos added "'Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely Also in another version dionysus [the god of wine] had chosen Ariadne to be his wife'? You mean 'Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely'."
"კა:თესევსი." whispered Phoibos of Aegina.
"'pledged themselves to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus, in an old tradition, chose Helen, and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen with Theseus's mother, Aethra at Aphidna, whence she was rescued by the Dioscuri'? I think you mean 'were pledged to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus, in an old tradition, chose Helen, and together they kidnapped her. Helen was only a girl at the time, but Theseus didn't care. He was upset as Zeus hadn't given him Helen, and so he took Helen's virginity by forcing himself on her night after night. He was almost violent in the way he treated Helen at night. He would almost torture her with where he placed his hands on her. He knew every inch of Helen's body, as he had touched each several time. There is a quote said by Helen, "He was the first man to have touched those places on me. He used me like a toy, again and again. He knew every part of my body and how sensitive each was. He touched me so terribly that I was scarred. He'd tell me not be afraid of sin, as I couldn't get pregnant, and so he touched me even more. He'd pull apart my legs and kiss between my still growing bosom. I hated when he did so, but he still did. It was because she was a virgin child that he touched her in that manner. And then, Pirithous chose Persephone. They left Helen, to get Persephone, with Theseus's mother, Aethra at Aphidna, whence she was rescued by the Dioscuri. Fore more information on the abduction and scarring of Helen, seacrh "Helen" in the search box'." noted Atticus.
Leucippus of Karpathos said "'475 BC'? That's wrong."
"You don't mean 'beat the Minotaur with his bare hands until it was dead'. You mean 'overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and the slit the beast's throat with his sword'." said Eleutherios of Evia.
"bn:থেসেউস." whispered Milon of Samothrace.
Olympias of Evia said "What's that you say? 'mother years'? You mean 'my moms bad years as a child'."
Olympias of Evia continued "What's that? 'my moms bad years as a child'? You must mean 'Early years'."
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"It is time for a tale of Secondary sources." added Sokrates of Salamis.
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"The tale turns to Headline text." added Sokrates of Salamis.
Aniketos of Zakynthos said "The Quest for Theseus, ed. Anne Price (London, 1970), examines the Theseus-Minotaur-Ariadne myth and its historical basis, and later treatments and adaptations of it in Western culture."
"scn:Tiseu." noted Telemachos of Amorgos.
In response to this, Heracleitus of Kalymnos insisted "Category:Argonauts."
Heracleitus of Kalymnos yawned "Category:Demigods of Classical mythology."
"Let me tell you something. Category:Founding monarchs." added Heracleitus of Kalymnos.
Heracleitus of Kalymnos added "Category:Heroes in mythology and legend."
"This is sooooo cool you can make it say what ever you want!!!! -Nikki Wooldridge!!!!" insisted Lysandros.
Eutropia of Symi insisted "suCK A CHODE."

"We must talk of Headline text." continued Eutropia of Symi.

"Now we talk of Minotaur." mused Malthake of Anafi.
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"Listen to what I say. Image:Example.jpg|Caption2." hissed Malthake of Anafi.
"You don't mean 'Theseus and Pirithous: the abduction of Helen and encounter with Hades'. You mean 'Abduction and Abuse of Helen'." commented Atticus, nodding.
"We should not say bosom companion, Pirithous, since they were sons of Zeus and Poseidon, pledged themselves to marry daughters of Zeus. Theseus, in an old tradition, chose Helen, and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry." commented Atticus.
"What's that? 'to keep her until she was old enough to marry'? It would be more correct to say 'for Theseus to sexually abuse her'." continued Atticus.
Agathe of Sikinos whispered "This much I know is true: Because everyone believed Theseus as a legendary king of Athens, he could not decide in ways people wanted. This caused him to go back to his home, the island Creta, where he had been king of. When he returned to Creta, many problems were occuring in Creta. His father, Aegeus, was in a real danger because citizens of Creta were mad at his political plans. One of the main plans that he made was the hundred flowers campaign, which allowed people to give opinions about how Creta should be governed. But, he changed the plan after, which lead to mass execution. Many lives were lost."
In response to this, Nikomachos of Ithaca smiled "You don't mean 'women,'. I think you mean 'men,which he than ate.'."
In response to this, Pythagoras of Tilos commented "ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GAY BUTT SEX IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY."
"In Ovid's Metamorphoses Theseus fights agianst and kills Eurytus, the "fiercest of all the fierce centaurs" at the wedding of Pirithous and Hippodame." smiled Artemidoros of Nisyros.
Artemidoros of Nisyros mused "Ovid, Metamorphoses."
"In Ovid's Metamorphoses Theseus fights agianst and kills Eurytus, the "fiercest of all the fierce centaurs" at the wedding of Pirithous and Hippodamia." commented Artemidoros of Nisyros.
Artemidoros of Nisyros added "This much I know is true: In Ovid's Metamorphoses Theseus fights agianst and kills Eurytus, the "fiercest of all the fierce centaurs" at the wedding of Pirithous and Hippodamia."
Artemidoros of Nisyros hissed "In Ovid's Metamorphoses Theseus fights agianst and kills Eurytus, the "fiercest of all the fierce centaurs" at the wedding of Pirithous and Hippodamia."
"hey wats up." said Nikias.
Galene noted "You are mistaken to say 'whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.SeeCarl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth(Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Herakles" (p. 204). As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented in his journey of labours. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos'. I think you mean 'both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Herakles" (p. 204). As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblemmatically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstruous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos'."
Galene added "You don't mean 'reflected in the ceramic history, but not necessarily political dominance is correct'. You mean 'clearly reflected in the ceramic history of Attica, but political dominance from Cretedoes not not necessarily follow. is correct,'."
Galene insisted "You don't mean 'vita."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the vita of Romulus'. I think you mean 'vita."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the vita of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome'."
Theophanes of Salamis noted "jake mccarthy loves gabrielle wilmink and had sex with her."
"this is sort of off topic but sinse posiden is partly his father theseus had a very large penis his parents were amazed at how big it was theseus named his shlong capp'n furry." ventured Agathe of Astypalaia.

"The tale turns to did you know that tiny shrinky dinks are healthy for the mouth if you suck them on a daily basis." continued Agathe of Astypalaia.

"It is time to talk of stick your finger in that pussy." yawned Agathe of Astypalaia.

"Now we talk of fucky you who ever is changeing this." added Agathe of Astypalaia.
Agathe of Astypalaia added "Listen to what I say. if you bring these words back the battle is on."
"We should not say On the third occasion, Theseus volunteered to slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father, Aegeus, that if successful he would return with a white sail. Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, gave him a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. A tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and the slit the beast's throat with his sword." whispered Agathe of Astypalaia.
Agathe of Astypalaia mused "We should not say Theseus used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne. On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. The next day Ariadne cursed him to forget to change the black sail to white. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. In another version, Ariadne died from illness on the journey home. In Theseus' grief, he forgot to change the sails, and seeing the black sail, Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely."
In response to this, Xenia of Agios Efstratios said "Listen to what I say. simple:Theseus."
In response to this, Alexis of Samos said "fjas++-098765443333."
"What's that? 'from his bed'? It would be more correct to say 'to his death'." commented Theodotos of Chíos, in response.
Zoilos of Skyros nodded and smiled "You don't mean 'Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him hospitality'. You mean 'the bronx, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him a gun and he went out and hustled and blew mo fu to dust then he owned every sq foot o that ghetto town'."
"We should not say Phaedra, Theseus's second wife, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's son by Hippolyta. According to some versions of the story, Hippolytus had scorned Aphrodite to become a devotee of Artemis, so Aphrodite made Phaedra fall in love with him as punishment. He rejected her out of chastity. ." said Xanthos of Paros.
"I don't think we can say Alternatively, in Euripides' version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus' horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. Artemis would later tell Theseus the truth, promising to avenge her loyal follower on another follower of Aphrodite. In a third version, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die. ." added Xanthos of Paros.
Xanthos of Paros continued "In yet another version, Phaedra simply told Theseus Hippolytus had raped her and did not kill herself, and Dionysus sent a wild bull which terrified Hippolytus's horses."
Xanthos of Paros insisted "You are mistaken to say 'from the Asterion's point-of-view, in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not knowing the identity of the narrator'. I think you mean 'in a short story, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not realizing the identity of the narrator until the end'."
"A." whispered Dion of Agios Efstratios.
Zenon of Kasos said "NOTE: According to some stories Aegeus experienced many fertility problems. He built temples to Aphrodite, but still had no luck. He then traveled to Corthins where he met Medea. She provided her with a fertility potion in exchange for him allowing her to be a refugee in Athens. The night Aegeus drank the potion he got incredibly drunk and raped Aethra. Later that night Aethra was also raped by Poseidon. Aegeus woke up that morning and found himself in Aethra's bed. He then gave her the instruction for the child and left for Athens."
Alexis of Tilos noted "You don't mean 'although it is not said whether he cut Procrustes to size or stretched him to fit'. You mean 'cut off his feet,and the decapitated him'."
Galene said "You don't mean 'a legendary king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, cousins'. You mean 'the legendary founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles'."
In response to this, Chares of Ithaca said "theseus was a great person and he was tough, he just had to save his people although wheather he died or not ."
"'although wheather he died or not'? You mean 'wheather he died or not he technacly he wanted to saved the world which he did '." continued Chares of Ithaca.
Nikephoros mused "We should not say vita of Theseus, makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century). ."
Arius of Kea ventured "Julio Cortázar retells the slaying of the Minotaur in his play Los Reyes ("The Kings"). In it, Theseus is portrayed negatively and unheroic, and the narrative focuses on the Minotaur, who is in love with his half-sister Ariadne."
Arius of Kea added "Theseus appears as a boss in the video game God of War 2. In it, Kratos must fight Theseus, who commands a series of lightning-based strikes and has the ability to summon minotaur minions. Kratos ends up impaling Theseus with his own spear and proceeds to repeatedly smash his head with a door."
Arius of Kea shouted "Theseus is also featured in the video game Age of Mythology as a unique infantry unit."
Arius of Kea added "The TV movie Helen of Troy (2003) features Stellan Skarsgård in the role of Theseus."
In response to this, Agapetos of Serifos said "Listen to what I say. Category:Attic mythology."
Galene whispered "You don't mean 'name Theseion {Temple of Theseus} were mistakenly given to the Temple of Hephaestus which was thought to be the site of the heros tomb'. You mean 'early modern name Theseion (Temple of Theseus) was mistakenly applied to the Temple of Hephaestus which was thought to be the site of the hero's tomb'."
Epaphroditos of Nisyros said "'used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne'? I think you mean 'decapitated the corpse of the Minotaur as a trophy and used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne, bringing the head with him'."
"In the 2007 video game "((God of War II))", Theseus is depicted as the guardian of the Fates. Kratos then kills Theseus in his quest for revenge against the gods." noted Melite of Ithaca.
"We cannot say ((God of War II))." ventured Melite of Ithaca.
"We should not say ((God of War II))", Theseus is depicted as the guardian of the Fates. Kratos then kills Theseus in his quest for revenge against the gods." added Melite of Ithaca.
Agapetos of Serifos said "'Heroes in mythology and legend'? You mean 'Greek mythological heroes'."
Agapetos of Serifos added "Category:Athenian culture heroes."
Agapetos of Serifos yawned "Category:Heroes who ventured to Hades."
"You don't mean 'Androegeus and the Pallantids'. You mean 'Androgeus and the Pallantides'." said Nikephoros.
Soteris commented "You don't mean 'a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king'. You mean 'abad ass bride, Aethra who was the basterd daughter of king, King TRUCKSINMYPANTS! They ruled and constantly raped young children.'."
Eutychius of Skiathos smiled "We should not say founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own ."
"You don't mean 'If the theory of a Minoan hegemonyMinoan cultural dominance is clearly reflected in the ceramic history of Attica, but political dominance from Cretedoes not'. You must mean 'If the theory of a Minoan hegemonyMinoan cultural dominance is clearly reflected in the ceramic history of Attica, but political dominance from Cretedoes does'." added Eutychius of Skiathos.
Eutychius of Skiathos commented "We cannot say He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. ."
"We cannot say While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions, a giant turtle). ." whispered Eutychius of Skiathos.
Eutychius of Skiathos insisted "We should not say Theseus and the youth of Athens returned ."
"We should not say Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. ." added Eutychius of Skiathos.
"We should not say and together they kidnapped her, intending to keep her until she was old enough to marry. Pirithous chose Persephone. ." commented Eutychius of Skiathos.
Eutychius of Skiathos noted "We cannot say When Heracles had pulled Theseus from the chair where he was trapped, some of his thigh stuck to it; this explains the supposedly lean thighs of Athenians. ."
"We should not say According to some versions of the story, Hippolytus had scorned Aphrodite to become a devotee of Artemis, so Aphrodite made Phaedra fall in love with him as punishment. ." commented Eutychius of Skiathos.
Eutychius of Skiathos continued "We should not say To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus' horses to be frightened by a sea monster, usually a bull, and drag their rider to his death. Artemis would later tell Theseus the truth, promising to avenge her loyal follower on another follower of Aphrodite. ."
Eutychius of Skiathos added "We should not say Girls who were about to be married offered locks of their hair to him. ."
"We should not say In order to save a young maiden, the young man of dreams defeats the ogre by blinding him with burning tar and then returns to the island where the student lives. ." whispered Eutychius of Skiathos.
"Let me tell you something. Theseus was the cousin of Hercules. Therefore everything he did, he was thinking of being as great as his cousin. Theseus wanted to be a great hero." said Euthymios of Amorgos.
"'black-figure pottery'? That's wrong." yawned Poseidonios of Karpathos, nodding.
"I would add: (" continued Poseidonios of Karpathos.
Galene whispered "You don't mean 'Great Year'. You mean 'Great Year (seven solar years)'."
Galene smiled "We should not say decapitated the corpse of the Minotaur as a trophy and used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne, bringing the head with him."
Alexandra of Kasos said "thats just what happened fo show."
"yeeeee my nig." continued Alexandra of Kasos.

"Now we talk of The Six Entrances to the Underworld." commented Zosimus of Rhodes.
"We should not say At the Isthmian entrance to the Netherworld was a robber named Siris. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Siris's daughter, Perigune, fathering the child Melanippus." insisted Zosimus of Rhodes.
Zosimus of Rhodes added "You don't mean 'The last bandit was Procrustes'. You mean 'The last bandit was Procrustes, the Stretcher'."
In response to this, Seleukos of Icaria commented "What's that you say? 'has been tons of other stories all leading to the same conclusion like: Theseus ,to admired by his new wife Ariadne's beauty, forgot to change the sail, in which he father commits suicide'? You mean 'exist many variations on the ending, all leading to the same conclusion. For example: Theseus, enamored of his new wife Ariadne, forgot to change the sail, and his father leapt to his death'."
"Category:Monomyths." insisted Euodia.
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"We cannot say Theseus, believed either to be in the company of Heracles, or of his own accord, had been on a quest in the land of the Amazons, a race of all-female warriors who reproduced with men for children (but killed off the males). Sensing no trouble or malice, the Amazons decided to openly welcome Theseus by having the queen, Hippolyta, go aboard his ship bearing gifts. After boarding the ship, Theseus left to Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his own bride. This sparked a war between the Amazons and the Athenians. Hippolyta eventually bore a son for Theseus, whom they named Hippolytus(Ἱππόλυτος). Theseus lost his love for Hippolyta, however, once he had cast his eye on Phaedra." noted Basilius.
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Cleitus of Skyros said "'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory,'? That's wrong."
Cleitus of Skyros whispered "I suggest: Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason."
"You are mistaken to say 'founder-king of Athens,'. You mean 'great xan coptcoat the brilliant slayer of all'." noted Theano of Salamis.
Theano of Salamis commented "I would add: the sinful harry."
Hermes of Sikinos raised a hand and said "You don't mean 'wood of the ship wore out or rotted and was replaced, it was unclear to philosophers how much of the original ship actually remained'. You mean 'cloth of the ship wore out or smelt and was replaced, it was unclear to philosophers how much of the original ship actually flew'."
"You don't mean 'xan () was the legendary great xan coptcoat the brilliant slayer of all son of the sinful harry, and'. You mean 'Theseus() was the legendary Greek Hero, who was'." insisted Agapetus.
Hermes of Sikinos mused "'Athens, he did not reveal his true identity'? You mean 'the night club, he did not reveal his body'."
"Theseus() was the legendary Greek Hero, who was fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." noted Aristeus of Aegina.
Aristeus of Aegina noted "In The Frogs, Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. If the theory of a Minoan hegemony is correct, he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an historical individual."
"Plutarch's vita of Theseus, makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century)." continued Aristeus of Aegina.
Aristeus of Aegina noted "Aegeus, one of the primordial [[kings of Athens, found a fit bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens."
"You don't mean 'the night club, he did not reveal his body'. You mean 'Athens, he did not reveal his true identity'." added Aristeus of Aegina.
Nymphas of Mykonos said "Theseus() was the legendary Greek Hero, who was fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, with both of whom Aethra lay in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
"In The Frogs, Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. If the theory of a Minoan hegemony is correct, he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an historical individual." continued Nymphas of Mykonos.
"Plutarch's vita of Theseus, makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century)." added Nymphas of Mykonos.
"Aegeus, one of the primordial [[kings of Athens, found a fit bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens." continued Nymphas of Mykonos.
"You don't mean 'was raised in the land of'. You mean 'did it with'." continued Nymphas of Mykonos.
Nymphas of Mykonos noted "You don't mean 'the night club, he did not reveal his body'. You mean 'Athens, he did not reveal his true identity'."
Hermes of Sikinos ventured "You don't mean 'Athenians and was successful. He then demanded that, at nine-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls'. You mean 'giant brained ants and was eaten alive. He then demanded that, at nine-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls (only childrenbecause he was a you know what)'."
"You don't mean 'Theseus() was the legendary Greek Hero, who was'. I think you mean 'Theseus () was the legendary founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and'." whispered Aristeus of Aegina.
"'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes).'? You mean 'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea, and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was credited through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes,'." hissed Aristeus of Aegina.
Aristeus of Aegina continued "You don't mean 'cloth of the ship wore out or smelt and was replaced, it was unclear to philosophers how much of the original ship actually flew'. You mean 'wood of the ship wore out or rotted and was replaced, it was unclear to philosophers how much of the original ship actually remained'."
"You don't mean 'Lucas hasthis one'. You mean 'Dustin is boring'." commented Zoticus.
Zoticus noted "HI JEREMY."
"We should not say In The Frogs, Aristophanes credited him with inventing many everyday Athenian traditions. If the theory of a Minoan hegemony is correct, he may have been based on Athens' liberation from this political order rather than on an historical individual." continued Zoticus.
Zoticus continued "We cannot say Plutarch's vita of Theseus, makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century)."

"You ask me of Early years?" added Zoticus.
In response to this, Ireneus insisted "You don't mean 'The next day Ariadne cursed him to forget to change the black sail to white. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. In another version, Ariadne died from illness on the journey home. In Theseus' grief, he forgot to change the sails, and seeing the black sail, Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely. There exist many variations on the ending, all leading to the same conclusion. For example: Theseus, enamored of his new wife Ariadne, forgot to change the sail, and his father leapt to his death'. It would be more correct to say '. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. Ariadne then cursed Theseus to forget to change the black sail to white. Seeing a black sail, Theseus' father Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely'."
In response to this, Panther of Kythnos said "You don't mean 'of his mother. '. I think you mean 'ofhis dog.'."
"'with both of whom Aethra lay'? You mean 'both of whom Aethra lay with'." said Eleutherios of Naxos.
Nikanor of Mykonos said "This much I know is true: Antikensammlungen 2Theseus, in an old tradition, chosr, intending to keep her until she was old eeek mythology)|Aethra]] at Aphidna, whence she was rescued by the Dioscuri."
"'Theseus () was the legendary founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra'? This cannot be." smiled Menekrates of Lemnos.
Menekrates of Lemnos hissed "I would add: Theseus () was the legendary-king of Athens, son of Atra (Greek mythology)|Aethra]], and fathered by Aegus and Posdon, both of whom Atra."
Menekrates of Lemnos commented "What's that? 'Aethra]], and fathered by Aegus and Posdon, both of whom Atra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Herakles'? I think you mean 'Atra]], and fathered by Aegus and Posdon, both of whom Atra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1952), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercales'."
"You don't mean 'front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas'. You mean 'font, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Palas'." insisted Menekrates of Lemnos.
Nilus said "Racine's Phèdre (1677) features Theseus as well as Hippolytus and the title character."
Andronicus of Anafi said "Category:Characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream."
"Theseus' father jumped off a cliff when he returned on the ship because the sial had not changed." commented Malthake of Agios Efstratios.
"You are mistaken to say 'Theseus' father jumped off a cliff when he returned on the ship because the sial had not changed'. You mean 'He died because his father saw that they hadn't changed the sail on the ship. His father jumped off a cliff because he thought he he was dead'." continued Malthake of Agios Efstratios.
"af:Theseus." said Ptolemais of Ios, nodding.
In response to this, Symmachus of Samos smiled "Let me tell you something. Aegeus, one of the primordial Insert non-formatted text here--74.162.130.99 (talk) 22:39, 3 March 2010 (UTC)."
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In response to this, Xanthos of Evia mused "What's that? 'Greek historians' view'? You mean 'beek and stuff like that'."
"What's that? 'was exiled'? You mean 'fled to Asia'." smiled Hermogenes of Mykonos.
"We should not say In the 2007 video game "God of War II", Theseus is depicted as the guardian of the Fates." ventured Arsinoe.
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"'by its side and a sword'? You mean 'in his side and a sword in his spine'." said Eugenius of Milos.
In response to this, Andronicus of Santorini said "sq:Tezeu."
Antigonus noted "Listen to what I say. hi."
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"An alternative account of the mythology places Hyppolyte's Amazonian sister, Antiope, as the Amazonian kidnapped by Theseus. In this account, Antiope is the mother of Hyppolytus (named after her sister)." said Euthymius of Kefalonia.
In response to this, Euclid of Amorgos said "We should not say Plutarch, [http://classics.mit.edu/Plutarch/theseus.html Theseus]."
"What's that? 'slit the beast's throat with his sword'? I think you mean 'used the beast's horn against him. The horn was said to be the only way of killing the minotaur'." said Hesiodos of Lemnos.
"You don't mean 'and then slit the beast's throat with his sword.'. You mean 'whether he stabbed the beast with his sword, as most vase-painters show, or strangled him according to one scholium on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode. Noted by Kerenyi 1959:232 note 532.'." said Anastasius of Kea.
Anastasius of Kea smiled "'An alternative account of the mythology'? It would be more correct to say 'Plutarch's Life'."
"You don't mean 'in his side and a sword in his spine."'. You mean 'by its side and a sword." '." noted Anastasius of Kea.
"You don't mean 'ary founder-king of Athens'. You mean 'founder-king of penis'." said Timothea of Kythira.
"'whether he stabbed the beast with his sword, as most vase-painters show, or strangled him according to one scholium on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode. Noted by Kerenyi 1959:232 note 532.'? You mean 'and used his sword to stab the beast in the throat.'." mused Kleopatra.
"You don't mean 'told from Asterion's point-of-view, "La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not realizing the identity of the narrator until the end'. You mean '"La Casa de Asterion" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not realizing until the end that Asterion, the narrator, is the Minotaur'." said Apollonia of Skopelos.
Apollonia of Skopelos continued "You don't mean 'are an alternative, interactive version of the legend of Theseus and the Minotaur. The reader controls'. You mean 'a series of gamebooks published in 1980s, present an alternative version of the legend of Theseus and the Minotaur. The reader makes choices that control'."
"Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard story is kapy fuck you." said Chariclea of Paros.
Chariclea of Paros continued "We cannot say Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were so impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
"You don't mean 'Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of'. I think you mean 'satan and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer. His name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous breasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite orgieos ("Aphrodite takes'." continued Chariclea of Paros.
Chariclea of Paros continued "Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard stories of Theseus's courage and strength in battle but wanted proof, so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were so impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
Chariclea of Paros added "We should not say Theseus's best friend was Pirithous, prince of the Lapiths. Pirithous had heard story is kapy fuck you."
Chariclea of Paros added "In Ovid's Metamorphoses Theseus fights against and kills Eurytus, the "fiercest of all the fierce centaurs" at the wedding of Pirithous and Hippodamia."
"We should not say amphora, ca. 510 BCE]] ." added Chariclea of Paros.
"You don't mean ', Theseus was the Ionian founding hero'. You mean 'and lover to Theseus, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero and first gay Prince'." commented Archestrate of Skiathos.
In response to this, Telemachus of Icaria commented "What's that? 'Siris. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Siris'? You must mean 'Sinis. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Sinis'."
In response to this, Leontia of Skyros said "I suggest: Pa.;l[l[pp90rnassos, founder of [[Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandalsyuy8y987uyj97y9."
Aniketos of Kythira nodded in agreement and said "[[ghjasyuyywjjxchj hhiauhgsgb bd sagghjkkakjhb uyugdbugsjksduins udaijashhuiui udiasjhasd saushdw."
"King Minos of Crete had waged war with the Athenians and was successful. He then demanded that, at nine-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth created by Daedalus." ventured Aniketos of Kythira.
"We should not say [[ghjasyuyywjjxchj hhiauhgsgb bd sagghjkkakjhb uyugdbugsjksduins udaijashhuiui udiasjhasd saushdw." hissed Aniketos of Kythira.
"On the third occasion, Theseus volunteered to slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father, Aegeus, that if successful he would return with a white sail. Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, gave him a ball of string so he could find his way out. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and used his sword to stab the beast in the throat." continued Aniketos of Kythira.
Aniketos of Kythira added "Listen to what I say. After decapitating the beast, Theseus used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne - and her little sister Phaidra too. On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. Ariadne then cursed Theseus to forget to change the black sail to white. Seeing a black sail, Theseus' father Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely. Theseus returned safely back as a king of heroes."
Aniketos of Kythira whispered "Theseus is played by Bob Mathias in the 1960 film Minotaur, the Wild Beast of Crete."
"Tom Hardy played Theseus in the 2006 film Minotaur." continued Aniketos of Kythira.
Epikouros of Samothrace said "You don't mean 'Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions. Aegeus's wife Medea recognized Theseus immediately as Aegeus' son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus' kingdom instead of her son Medus. She tried to arrange to have Theseus killed by asking him to capture the Marathonian Bull, an emblem of Cretan power'. I think you mean 'Mathens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions. Aegeus's wife Medea recognized Theseus immediately as Aegeus' son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus' kingdom instead of her son Medus. She tried to arrange to have Theseus killed by kicking him'."
"You don't mean 'sandals, shield, and'. I think you mean 'sandles, shield, and energy'." noted Epikouros of Samothrace.
Epikouros of Samothrace added "What's that? 'Athens to take part in the Pan-Athenian'? I think you mean 'Mathens to take part in the Pan-Mathenian'."
"You don't mean 'Bull, Medea tried to poison him. At the last second, Aegeus recognized the sandles, shield, and energy sword, and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hand. Thus father and son were reunited, and Medea, it was said, fled to Asia'. You mean 'troll, Medea tried to poison him. At the last second, Aegeus recognized the baseball cap, shield, and energy sword, and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hand. Thus father and son were reunited, and Medea, it was said, fled to Africa'." whispered Epikouros of Samothrace.
"'trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all'? I think you mean 'mouse trap with extra cheese for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and cut the cheese up'." continued Epikouros of Samothrace.
Epikouros of Samothrace continued "What's that? 'palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind'? I think you mean 'cheese had been forced out the front, the other half of the cheese would attack'."
Chariclea of Icaria said "We should not say When Theseus appeared in the town, his reputation preceded him, having travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantides' hopes of succeeding the apparently childless Aegeus would be lost if they did not get rid of Theseus. So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that once Theseus, Aegeus and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported."
"We should not say King Minos of Crete had waged war with the Athenians and was successful. He then demanded that, at nine-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth created by Daedalus." continued Chariclea of Icaria.
Chariclea of Icaria added "When King Minos had heard of what befell his son, he ordered the Cretan fleet to set sail for Athens. Minos asked Aegeus for his son's assassins, and if they were to be handed to him, the town would be spared. However, not knowing who they were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole town to Minos' mercy. His retribution was that, at the end of every Great Year (seven solar years), the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens were to board a boat and sent as tribute to Crete, never to be seen again."
"You don't mean ', King Minos' daughter Ariadne, out of love for Theseus, gave him a ball of string so he could find his way out'. It would be more correct to say 'Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and gave him a ball of string. This was so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth'." added Chariclea of Icaria.
"You don't mean '- and her little sister Phaidra too'. You mean 'as well as her younger sister Phaidra'." whispered Chariclea of Icaria.
"I would add: awsomeus (Greek mythology)|Aethra]], and fathered by coolness." said Xenia of Samos.
In response to this, Achaikos of Skopelos said "and he was also gay."
"'a bed which he offered to passers-by in the plain of Eleusis. He then made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet'? You mean 'two beds, one of which he offered to passers-by in the plain of Eleusis. He then made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit'." said Herodotos of Hydra.
Hermes of Skyros noted "You don't mean 'Medea and the Marathonian Bull/ Androgeus and the Pallantides '. You must mean 'Medea and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantide'."
"We cannot say Phaedra and Hippolytus ." continued Hermes of Skyros.
"We should not say Other stories and his death ." added Hermes of Skyros.
"We cannot say Adaptations of the myth ." added Hermes of Skyros.
Hermes of Skyros continued "We should not say References ."
"You don't mean 'The Quest for Theseus, ed. Anne Price (London, 1970),'. I think you mean 'Price, Anne, The Quest for Theseus (London, 1970)'." noted Hermes of Skyros.
"You don't mean '(Oxford University Press US) 1995. The most thorough scholarly examination of Theseus''. You mean 'Oxford University Press (US 1995). The most thorough scholarly examination of Theseus's'." insisted Hermes of Skyros.
Hermes of Skyros commented "You don't mean '1985'. You mean '(1985)'."
Hermes of Skyros added "You don't mean '1959'. I think you mean '(1959)'."
Hermes of Skyros hissed "What's that you say? 'ch. IX "Theseus: making the new Athens 1994'? I think you mean ': ch. IX "Theseus: making the new Athens" (1994)'."
"What's that you say? 'founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer.'? I think you mean ' founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra lay with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Ionian founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. '." said Galene, in response.
"You don't mean 'Six Entrances'. You mean 'six entrances'." hissed Galene.
Galene noted "You don't mean 'Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and used his sword to stab the beast in the throat'. You mean 'Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength, whether he stabbed the beast with his sword, as most vase-painters show, or strangled him according to one scholium on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode. Noted by Kerenyi 1959:232 note 532.'."
"mzn:تسئوس." insisted Chariclea of Thassos.
In response to this, Xenokles of Amorgos yawned "In the 2007 video game God of War II, Theseus is featured as a servant of The Sisters of Fate guarding the Steeds of Time. When the main character Kratos confronts Theseus, both battle to determine who is the greatest warrior in all of Greece. Kratos kills Theseus."
Xenokles of Amorgos continued "In the 2010 video game God of War III, the story of Theseus conquering the labyrinth is used except altered and used with the main character Kratos. In this instance, Deadalus had constructed the labyrinth to imprison Pandora (a creation of Haphaestus and key to opening Pandora's Box) instead of a minotaur and Kratos must solve it to free Pandora."
Menelaos insisted "What's that? 'marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won'? You mean 'kill Hippodamia. The centaurs were tables at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to eat the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths lost'."
In response to this, Philadelphus said "This much I know is true: In the 2011 Tarsem Singh film, Immortals, Theseus (played by Henry Cavill) leads a war against the Titans."
"Listen to what I say. mom jeans, btw." said Nicostratus of Tilos.
In response to this, Menekrates of Sifnos said "You don't mean 'Mason Gobin'. You mean 'Cullen Zackuse'."
"You don't mean 'die.'. You mean 'die.Big textBig text'." smiled Euaristos of Corfu.

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Euaristos of Corfu added "We should not say die.Big textBig text"
"'gave him a ball of string. This was so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength, whether he stabbed the beast with his sword, as most vase-painters show, or strangled him according to one [[scholium]] on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode.'? You mean 'on the advise of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (this is where the word clue originated). This was so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and stabbed the beast in the thorat with his sword (according to one [[scholium], Theseus strangled it on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode.)'." whispered Nympha.
In response to this, Stephanos of Kythira mused "You don't mean 'advise of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (this is where the word clue originated)'. I think you mean 'advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread'."
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"It is time to talk of See also." said Dion of Symi.
Dion of Symi commented "List of Metamorphoses characters."
"What's that? '.'? You mean ''." commented Anatolius of Chíos.
"Listen to what I say. Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Herakles" (p. 204). As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." insisted Hermogenes of Kythnos.
Lycus said "You don't mean 'Apollodorus described'. I think you mean 'Apollodorus described the'."
"Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were hero enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at Athens." said Photine, in response.
"At the Isthmian entrance to the Underworld was a robber named Sinis often called "Pityokamptes" (greek: Πιτυοκάμπτης) "he who bends Pinetrees. He would capture travellers, tie them between two pine trees which were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then raped Sinis's daughter, Perigune, fathering the child Melanippus." noted Photine.

"It is time to talk of Minotaur." added Photine.

"We must talk of Minotaur." insisted Photine.
Dionysius said "Theseus appears as a boss character in the game God of War 2. In the game Theseus is charged with protecting the Sisters of Fate by acting as the keeper of the enormous Steeds of Time. Kratos battles and kills him to retrieve the Horsekeeper's Key in his posession. Ironically Theseus employs Minotaurs to attack Kratos."
Phoibe of Tinos said "The Six Entrances of the Underworld."
"You don't mean 'the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was credited through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had'. You mean 't sibelPittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fatherhood, one father immortal, one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was credited through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he hasibella had a very rich and good frmily living in gres she lived for a long timed'." noted Paramonos of Samos.
Artemios of Paros noted "You don't mean 'father's identity'. You mean 'fathers' identities'."
"You don't mean 'to Athens'. It would be more correct to say 'from Crete to Athens'." said Phaedrus of Paros.
Phaedrus of Paros added "Let me tell you something. The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honour Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley — the ship itself — to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks."
Phaedrus of Paros added "We should not say For Athenians, the preserved ship kept fresh their understanding that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure,"
"I would add: Regardless of these issues of the originality of the ship's structure, for Athenians the preserved ship kept fresh their understanding that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure which none then doubted — and gave them a tangible connection to their divine providence." continued Phaedrus of Paros.
"We should not say Theseus () was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had sex with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." said Leontios of Andros.
"What's that? 'Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Herakles" (p. 204). As Heracles'? You mean 'Hercules, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order.See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 204). As Hercules'." insisted Arsenios.
"You don't mean 'Heracles came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Heracles'. You mean 'Hercules came into Hades for his twelfth task, he freed Theseus but the earth shook when he attempted to liberate Pirithous, and Pirithous had to remain in Hades for eternity. When Herculess'." added Arsenios.
Solon of Andros nodded and said "SON."
"'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon'? That is incorrect." said Agathinus of Anafi.
Agathinus of Anafi added "I would add: agnes, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a prosee, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with the pimp."
Nikomedes of Chíos ventured "You don't mean 'two of the primordial kings of Olympus, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes)'. You mean 'had sex with all the whores and prostitutes of Athens. He eventually had an affair with Aethra, in which she had 99 children with. Poseidon then shot a bolt of lightning at Aegeus burning him to ashes'."
"You don't mean 'Persephone and her husband, Hades. Hades pretended to offer them hospitality and laid out a feast, but as soon as the two visitors sat down, they could not move. They were fastened to the chairs. They did not know where they were or why they were there. In fact, they forgot everything, because they sat on the Chairs of Forgetfulness'. You mean 'Proserpine and her husband, Hades. As they wandered through the outskirts of Hell,Theseus sat down to rest on a rock.As he did so he felt his limbs change abd grow stiff.He tried to rise,but could not.He was fixed to the rock on which he sat.Then as he turned to cry out to his friend Pirithous,he saw that he,himself,was crying out too.Round him were standing the terrible band of Furies,with snakes in their hair,torches and long whips in their hands.Before these monsters the hero's courage failed and by them was led away to eternal punishment'." commented Phoibe of Andros.
Phoibe of Andros commented "Listen to what I say. For many months in half darkness Theseus sat immovably fixed to the rock,mourning both for his friend and for himself.In the end he was rescued by Hercules.He had come down to the underworld for his 12th task.There,he persuaded Proserpine to forgive him for the part he had taken in the rash venture of Pirithous.So Theseus was restored to the upper air,but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead."
In response to this, Syntyche of Sifnos whispered "You don't mean '), Demon (ca 300), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century'. You mean 'BC), Demon (ca 300 BC), Philochorus and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC'."
"You don't mean ') "he who bends Pinetrees'. You mean '"he who bends Pinetrees")'." said Photine.
Tryphon commented "You don't mean 'although it is not said whether he cut Procrustes to size or stretched him to fit'. I think you mean 'cutting off his legs and decapitating him with his own axe'."
"What's that? 'Theseus sat down to rest on a rock.As he did so he felt his limbs change abd grow stiff.He tried to rise,but could not.He was fixed to the rock on which he sat.Then as he turned to cry out to his friend Pirithous,he saw that he,himself,was crying out too.Round him were standing the terrible band of Furies,with snakes in their hair,torches and long whips in their hands.'? You mean 'Theseus sat down to rest on a rock. As he did so he felt his limbs change and grow stiff. He tried to rise but could not. He was fixed to the rock on which he sat. Then, as he turned to cry out to his friend Pirithous, he saw that he himself was crying out too. Around him was standing the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands. '." said Photine, in response.
Photine continued "You don't mean 'Theseus sat immovably fixed to the rock,mourning both for his friend and for himself.In the end he was rescued by Hercules.He had come down to the underworld for his 12th task.There,he persuaded Persephone to forgive him for the part he had taken in the rash venture of Pirithous.So Theseus was restored to the upper air,but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead.When Theseus returned to Athens, he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra back'. You mean 'Theseus sat immovably fixed to the rock, mourning both for his friend and for himself. In the end he was rescued by Hercules. He had come down to the underworld for his 12th task. There he persuaded Persephone to forgive him for the part he had taken in the rash venture of Pirithous so Theseus was restored to the upper air but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead. When Theseus returned to Athens he found that the Dioscuri had taken Helen and Aethra'."
"We should not say Hippolyta," continued Photine.
Photine commented "In a third version, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die."
"In a third version, after Phaedra told Theseus that Hippolytus had raped her, Theseus killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die." added Photine.
Photine smiled "What's that? 'Kimon were reburied in Athens; the'? You mean 'Cimon were reburied in Athens. The'."
In response to this, Herais of Lefkada said "Listen to what I say. Theseus (, , , ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Hercules, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Hercules was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
Andronicus of Santorini whispered "vi:Theseus."
"'and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantides'? You mean 'Having Sex With Young Theseus'." whispered Herakleitos of Paros.
Herakleitos of Paros added "You don't mean 'Having Sex With Young Theseus'. You mean 'and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantides'."
"You don't mean '2. In the game'. You must mean 'II voiced by Paul Eiding. In the game,'." said Kallias of Aegina.
Antiochos of Astypalaia noted "'203-22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 204). As Hercales was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the'? I think you mean '203–22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 204). As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the'."
Andronicus of Santorini said "be:Тэсей."
"What's that? 'By the understanding of sex in antiquity, the mix of semen'? You mean 'The mix'." said Aeschylus of Icaria.
Stratonice of Paros said "A Soviet cartoon called "The Labyrinth" was made in 1971. In addition to the titular adventure, it also features Theseus encountering the Crommyonian sow and Procrustes."

"Now for a tale of The Six Entrances of the Underworld." insisted Kallias of Aegina.
"You don't mean 'In another deed north of the Isthmus, at a place called Crommyon, he killed an enormous pig, the Crommyonian sow'. You mean 'In another deed north of the Isthmus, at a place called Crommyon, he killed an enormous pig, the Crommyonian Sow'." continued Kallias of Aegina.
Kallias of Aegina added "You don't mean 'The last bandit was Procrustes,'. You mean 'The last bandit was Procrustes'."
Kallias of Aegina continued "I would add: Theseus and Pirithous."
"We should not say The abduction of Helen and encounter with Hades ." continued Kallias of Aegina.
"'so Theseus was restored to the upper air but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead. When Theseus returned to Athens'? You mean 'So Theseus was restored to the upper air but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead for when he tried to free Pirithous, the Underworld shook. When Theseus returned to Athens,'." mused Kallias of Aegina.
Kallias of Aegina yawned "It would be wrong to say Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475 BC, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros for the Athenians, identified as the remains of Theseus "a coffin of a great corpse with a bronze spear-head by its side and a sword." ."
"Lycomedes of the island of Skyros threw Theseus off a cliff after he had lost popularity in Athens. In 475 BC, in response to an oracle, Cimon of Athens, having conquered Skyros for the Athenians, identified as the remains of Theseus "a coffin of a great corpse with a bronze spear-head by its side and a sword." (Plutarch, Life of Cimon, quoted Burkert 1985, p. 206). The remains found by Cimon were reburied in Athens. The early modern name Theseion (Temple of Theseus) was mistakenly applied to the Temple of Hephaestus which was thought to be the actual site of the hero's tomb." continued Kallias of Aegina.
"We should not say In the 2011 Tarsem Singh film, Immortals, Theseus (played by Henry Cavill) leads a war against the Titans." whispered Kallias of Aegina.
"In the 2011 Tarsem Singh film, Immortals, Theseus (played by Henry Cavill) leads a war against the Titans." noted Kallias of Aegina.
Stratonice of Paros said "Kir Bulychev wrote a book in 1993 called An Attempt on Theseus' Life (Покушение на Тезея) about a plot to assassinate a man during a virtual reality tour in which he lives through Theseus' life."
Xenokles of Leros said "Inception is based off of the story of Theseus in the Minotaur (Ariadne, the mazes, the chair)."
In response to this, Demon of Ios commented "'reproduced with men for children (but killed off the males). Sensing no trouble or malice, the Amazons decided to openly welcome Theseus by having the queen Hippolyta go aboard his ship bearing gifts. After boarding the ship, Theseus left to Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his own bride. This sparked a war between the Amazons and the Athenians. Hippolyta eventually bore a son for Theseus, whom they named Hippolytus (Ἱππόλυτος). Theseus lost his love for Hippolyta, however, once he had cast his eye on'? You mean 'had sex with men for reproduction but killed or banished any male children born. Sensing no trouble or malice from Theseus, the Amazons decided to welcome him by having the queen Hippolyta go aboard his ship bearing gifts. After boarding the ship, Theseus left to Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his own bride. This sparked a war between the Amazons and the Athenians. Hippolyta eventually bore a son for Theseus, whom they named Hippolytus (Ἱππόλυτος). Theseus lost his love for Hippolyta, however, once he had seen'."
"You don't mean 'to Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his own'. You mean 'for Athens, claiming Hippolyta as his'." noted Demon of Ios.
In response to this, Paramonos of Anafi said "You don't mean 'Reported in Athenagoras, Apologeta, 557a, according to'. You mean 'Athenaeus, Deipnosophistae [http://digicoll.library.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/Literature/Literature-idx?type=turn&id=Literature.AthV3&entity=Literature.AthV3.p0079&q1=helen&pview=hide 13.4 (557a)]; cf.'."
In response to this, Trophime mused "You don't mean 'third version'. You mean 'version by Seneca entitled Phaedra, the Roman playwright'."
Trophime added "'Seneca'? That's wrong."
Trophime added "You don't mean 'entitled Phaedra, the Roman playwright'. I think you mean 'the Roman playwright, entitled Phaedra'."
"crap crap crap crap crap." hissed Philemon of Icaria.
In response to this, Agathon of Tinos said "gt."
In response to this, Eutychius of Chíos hissed "lollipop hi."
Zenais of Ithaca noted "British comedian Tony Robinson wrote a version of the Theseus story entitled "Theseus: Super Hero"."
Athenodoros of Milos said "You don't mean 'convinced that Theseus had actually existed, he was not mythic, of course, but legendary. founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the'. You mean 'meow convinced that Theseus had actually existed, he was meow mythic, of course, but legendary. founder-king of Athens, meow of Aethra, and meowed hard by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one meowing night. Theseus was a founder-pimp, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Nate Southards, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order (alqada). As Heracles was the meow'."
Kyrillos of Samothrace said "Geeek THESEIS WAS A PROSITUTE AND HE GOT RAPED IN A CELL 200000, years ago he liked it alot HE WANTS SOME MORE OF IT."
"You don't mean 'External links'. You must mean 'External links '." mused Alexandros of Agios Efstratios.
In response to this, Kallias of Aegina yawned "For other uses, see Theseus (disambiguation)."
In response to this, Arkadios said "forced travellers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions, a giant turtle). Theseus pushed him off the cliff."
Phoibos of Milos mused "You don't mean 'At Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken up a new consort in Aegeus. Priestess and consort together represented the old order at'. You must mean 'in Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in'."
Phoibos of Milos commented "You are mistaken to say 'arms. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the weapons back to the king and'. You must mean 'tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to the king to'."
Phoibos of Milos continued "What's that? 'When Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. But before leaving, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told her'? You mean 'After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra'."
Phoibos of Milos continued "What's that? 'the king to claim his birthright. To get'? You mean 'king Aegeus to claim his birthright. To journey'."
"'Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers one father immortal,'? I think you mean 'of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and'." added Phoibos of Milos.
"You don't mean 'Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers one father immortal,'. It would be more correct to say 'of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and'." added Phoibos of Milos.
"Theseus was the son of the Athenian king Aegeus. There was a sword and a pair of shoes placed beneath a stone, (not a bow as the ridiculous movie "Immortals" tells), by Aegeus in a hollow before his son was born. Aegeus said to his Mother that when his son, (if it were a son), was born and he was strong enough to roll away the stone, he could claim the weapons and Aegeus as his Father if he was strong enough to roll away the stone. He easily got the weapons and was told by his Mother that it was time for him to find his Father but he refused to go by sea. It would be too easy and he wanted to be a hero like Hercules. So he went by land to Athens. He did many brave and legendary things on his voyage. But he reached his father in Athens and was proclaimed son of Aegeus. King Minos of Crete, because of an unfortunate deal struck long before, due to the death of his son, Androgeous while trying to kill a bull but being killed by it instead, declared that he would raze the kingdom of Athens to the ground if they did not give him a tribute every nine years of seven virgin women and young men." said Posidonius of Kythnos.
"These 14 kids were put into the Labyrinth, (designed by Daedalous, (Father of Iccharus), as a prison for the Minotaur the offspring of King Minos and his wife Pasiphae and a bull)." added Posidonius of Kythnos.
"It was time for the tribute and at once Theseus volunteered to be one of those sacrificed. He told Aegeus that if he succeeded in killing the Minotaur he would change the usual black sail of his ship to white on his triumphant voyage home." noted Posidonius of Kythnos.
Posidonius of Kythnos added "When the 14 youths were paraded before the Cretians the daughter of King Minos, Ariadne, fell instantly in love with Theseus. She asked Daedalus how to solve the labyrinth and told Theseus that if he would agree to marry her and bring her back to Athens she would give him the secret of the maze. He secretly wanted to be one of the sacrifices so that he could kill the minotaur and he agreed to Ariadne's deal so that he could find his way out after the beast was killed."
"Her secret was simply a ball of yarn that was let out as Theseus traveled through the labyrinth. When he finally met the Minotaur and killed it, the yarn was followed back to the entrance and he had found his way out victorious." added Posidonius of Kythnos.
"He took Ariadne into his ship and headed home for Athens but on the way at the Isle of Naxos there was a problem. Stories differ as to whether he abandoned her or forgot her but he left her on that island later to be claimed by the god Dionysus as his wife. (It is believed that Dionysus cast a spell of forgetfullness on all so that he could steal her away from Theseus.)." added Posidonius of Kythnos.
"Whatever the case, the spell of forgetfullness from the Isle of Naxos caused Theseus to forget the promise he had made to his Father to change the sail on his ship from black to white. When King Aegeus saw the black sail approaching he threw himself off the cliffs into the sea in a suicidal fit of sorrow. That sea has since been called the "Aegean" sea." noted Posidonius of Kythnos.
"The movie, "Immortal" contains very few of these magical and interesting plot points. It is necessary to include them here for those who want to learn more about the story that is so MIStold in that movie." yawned Posidonius of Kythnos.
Posidonius of Kythnos added "What's that? 'and his wife Pasiphae and a'? You mean '' wife Pasiphae and a wonderfully beautifull'."

"The tale turns to Theseus and the Minotaur." smiled Alcibiades of Kasos.
"Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, had several children before the Minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for Athens to take part in the Pan-Athenian games which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite, much to the resentment of the Pallantides and they assassinated him, incurring the wrath of Minos." continued Alcibiades of Kasos.
"Listen to what I say. When King Minos had heard of what befell his son, he ordered the Cretan fleet to set sail for Athens. Minos asked Aegeus for his son's assassins, and if they were to be handed to him, the town would be spared. However, not knowing who they were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole town to Minos' mercy. His retribution was that, at the end of every Great Year (seven solar years), the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens were to board a boat and be sent as tribute to Crete, never to be seen again." insisted Alcibiades of Kasos.
Alcibiades of Kasos added "Listen to what I say. ."
Alcibiades of Kasos added "In another version, King Minos of Crete had waged war with the Athenians and was successful. He then demanded that, at nine-year intervals, seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls were to be sent to Crete to be devoured by the Minotaur, a half-man, half-bull monster that lived in the Labyrinth created by Daedalus."
Alcibiades of Kasos insisted "Listen to what I say. ."
"On the third occasion, Theseus volunteered to slay the monster. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father, Aegeus, that if successful he would return with a white sail. Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread. This was so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne; go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and stabbed the beast in the throat with his sword (according to one scholium, Theseus strangled it on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode)." commented Alcibiades of Kasos.
Alcibiades of Kasos added "Listen to what I say. After decapitating the beast, Theseus used the string to escape the Labyrinth and managed to escape with all of the young Athenians and Ariadne as well as her younger sister Phaedra. On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. Ariadne then cursed Theseus to forget to change the black sail to white. Seeing a black sail, Theseus' father Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely. Theseus returned safely back as a king of heroes."
In response to this, Arius of Icaria said "tl:Teseo."
In response to this, Eudocia said "גבי ההומו אני חושב שאתה יצור ושאתה חתיכת כוסית מהלכת יא מתחנגל!! :P."
"אורי יהומו מוצץ בולבול מה אתה חש?!?!?!!! :P." added Eudocia.
"You don't mean 'On the return journey Theseus abandoned Ariadne on the island of Naxos. In other versions of the story, the god Dionysus appeared to Theseus and told him that he had already chosen Ariadne for his bride, and to abandon her on Naxos, a favorite island. Ariadne then cursed Theseus to forget to change the black sail to white. Seeing a black sail, Theseus' father Aegeus committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea (hence named Aegean). Theseus and the other Athenian youths returned safely. Theseus returned safely back as a king of heroes'. You mean 'Then he and the rest of the crew fell asleep on the beach. They left early the next morning, but Theseus forgot Ariadne and Phaedra on the beach. Stricken with distress, Theseus forgot to put up the white sails instead of the back ones, so the king commit suicide. Dionysus later saw Ariadne crying out for Theseus and took pity on her and married her'." noted Xenia of Salamis.
Apollonius hissed "What's that you say? 'the land of his mother'? You mean 'his mother's land'."
"i deleted this mwhahahaha." whispered Eleutherius of Salamis.

"But what of Early Years?" added Eleutherius of Salamis.
"bg:Тезей." insisted Telemachus of Kefalonia.
"We cannot say bg:Тезей." yawned Telemachus of Kefalonia.
Olympias of Naxos noted "You don't mean 'Theseus strangled it on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode'. I think you mean 'on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode, Theseus strangled it'."
Andronicus of Santorini said "sk:Théseus."
Eudokia of Ithaca commented "an:Teseu."
In response to this, Andronicus of Santorini hissed "an:Teseu."
In response to this, Eratosthenes noted "You don't mean 'Scotland, convinced that Theseus had actually existed, he was not mythic, of course, but legendary. founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles'. It would be more correct to say 'United States, that Theseus hadn't actually existed, he was not mythic, of course, but legendary. founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder, like Perseus, Cadmus, or King Tut'."
Eratosthenes continued "You don't mean 'waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two'. I think you mean 'pissed through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two gay'."
Eratosthenes commented "I would note: one night. Theseus was a founder, like Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: institution. He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically y Laurent de La Hyre."
"What's that? 'They left early the next morning, but Theseus forgot'? You mean 'Athena wakes Theseus and tells him to leave early that next morning. Athena tells Theseus to leave'." insisted Hermagoras of Aegina.
Eulalia said "You don't mean 'Theseus, the ship Theseus'. You mean 'Rice Pealoaf, the ship Rice Pealoaf'."
"Rice Pealoaf." continued Eulalia.

"Now we talk of Prose." said Arius of Amorgos.
"You don't mean 'John Dempsey's "Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete" (Athens, Greece: Kalendis 1996, 679pp.'. You mean 'John Dempsey's "Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete" (1996'." continued Arius of Amorgos.
"You don't mean 'Last of the Amazons is a fictional account of Theseus meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope and the ensuing war. Theseus also appears as a major character in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Knight's Tale.'. You mean '2002 novel Last of the Amazons attempts to situate Theseus's meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope, as well as the ensuing war, in a historically plausible setting.'." continued Arius of Amorgos.
Arius of Amorgos insisted "We should not say also presents an interesting variation of the myth in a short story, "La Casa de Asterión" ("The House of Asterion"), which depends for its full effect on the reader's not realizing until the end that Asterion, the narrator, is the Minotaur."

"It is time to talk of Film and television." whispered Arius of Amorgos.
Arius of Amorgos continued "I suggest: 1971 Soviet cartoon, "The Labyrinth", covers the titular adventure as well as Theseus's encounters with."
Anaxagoras of Santorini said "Handel – Teseo (S.Rostorf-Zamir, J.Laszczkowski), Opera, 2004, Director: Axel Köhler/ Teseo – Jacek Laszczkowski (counter-tenor)."
"Medea – Maria Riccarda Wesseling (mezzo-soprano)." added Anaxagoras of Santorini.
Anaxagoras of Santorini yawned "Clizia – Miriam Meyer (soprano)."
Anaxagoras of Santorini continued "Agilea – Sharon Rostorf-Zamir (soprano)."
Anaxagoras of Santorini added "Egeo – Martin Wölfel (counter-tenor)."
Anaxagoras of Santorini ventured "Arcane – Thomas Diestler (counter-tenor)."
Anaxagoras of Santorini continued "Lautten Compagney."
"Conductor – Wolfgang Katschner." noted Anaxagoras of Santorini.
Auxentius of Aegina said "You don't mean 'Euripides' version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus'. I think you mean 'Euripiddnadflkjshles' version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolswaggytus'."
In response to this, Paramonos of Anafi said "'("thesmos"), Greek for institution'? You mean '("thesmos"), Greek for "institution"'."
Olympos of Kythnos said "'Theseus and the Minotaur'? You mean 'Da Wata and Da Fire'."
In response to this, Paramonos of Anafi said "You are mistaken to say 'Apollodorus'. You must mean 'Pseudo-Apollodorus'."
In response to this, Nikolaos of Sifnos ventured "Author Suzanne Collins was inspired by Theseus to write The Hunger Games trilogy, which was published in 2008."
"You don't mean 'in 2008'. You mean 'from 2008–2010'." mused Nikolaos of Sifnos.
Theodorus of Andros noted "You don't mean 'waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon'. You mean 'farted through the sea to the island of Hawaii that rests close to the coast and lay there with Buttface McPhee'."
Sophokles of Kos said "I love Brayden :D'."
In response to this, Ptolemais of Samothrace said "Si er Teseo te rapta, tu te cayas ii te adaptas, ninio."
"What's that? 'once Theseus, Aegeus'? I think you mean 'after Theseus, Aegeus,'." said Menodora.
Theodorus of Kefalonia said "theseus is a type of animal that eats its own penis."
Antiochus of Lemnos commented "Listen to what I say. Author Tracy Barrett wrote a novel titled Dark of the Moon, which is a re-write of the Theseus Myth."
"'who was the daughter of king Pittheus at'? I think you mean 'of king.'." commented Leontios of Aegina.
Leontios of Aegina continued "Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethrahahahahaha."
Leontios of Aegina noted "'-cad. Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri.'? That's wrong."
"You forget: Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens..The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proved wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). He." continued Leontios of Aegina.
"You don't mean 'and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century BC), Demon (ca 300 BC), Philochorus'. I think you mean 'and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century BC), Demon (ca 300 BC), Philochorus,'." insisted Lysimache of Kalymnos.
Lysimache of Kalymnos whispered "You don't mean 'was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proved'. I think you mean 'was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven'."
Lysimache of Kalymnos mused "What's that you say? 'and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route,'? You mean 'and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route'."
"You don't mean 'often called "Pityokamptes" (Greek: Πιτυοκάμπτης, "he who bends Pinetrees"). He would capture travelers, tie them between two pine trees which'. I think you mean 'often called "Pityokamptes" (Greek: Πιτυοκάμπτης, "he who bends Pinetrees"). He would capture travelers, tie them between two pine trees that'." continued Lysimache of Kalymnos.
Lysimache of Kalymnos continued "You don't mean 'which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite, much to the resentment of the Pallantides'. I think you mean 'which were held there every five years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite, much to the resentment of the Pallantides,'."
"Listen to what I say. Troy Denning's 1996 novel Pages of Pain features an amnesic Theseus fighting to recover his past while interacting with some of the more colorful beings of the Planescape universe." said Onesiphoros, in response.
Eutychios of Aegina nodded in agreement and said "as (geographer)|Pausanias]] observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens."
"Theseus ( ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of [[Aethra (GrPoop is feces feces is colorful for brown stews." said Sosigenes of Anafi.
Sosigenes of Anafi added "We cannot say Plutarch's vita of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-sixth century BC), Demon (ca 300 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC)."
Sosigenes of Anafi continued "What's that? 'kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. After Aethra'? You mean 'fart butts kings of Athens, found a transvestite, Aethra who was the daughter of carrot topPittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, carrot top waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the carrots and cats). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. After carrotop'."
"'of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus, in order to construct a literalistic biography, a vita'? I think you mean '(a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus'." insisted Leontia of Syros.
Demetria said "The friendship of Theseus and Pirithous acquired homoerotic undertone in Attic comedy. Heracles succeeded in freeing only Theseus, and left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth." This was meant as an obscene comment upon on how his buttocks had been "rubbed" the wrong way. (The myth was possibly retrospectively constructed in order to account for the obscene phrase.)."
Syntyche of Naxos said "aids ."
In response to this, Euclid of Lefkada said "'Theseus ( ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of'? I think you mean 'oooohhh lalalalalalaof'."
Syntyche of Naxos said "You don't mean 'The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens"'. You mean 'cat porn'."
Syntyche of Naxos said "aids excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
In response to this, Theodulus of Skyros said "You don't mean 'he was named the muthadowg'. You mean 'was named the mother dog'."
Hyginus of Kea paused and said "You don't mean 'considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis.'. You mean 'therefore his own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis. Boogers also came out of Theseus's nose and butt. LOL!! This sights a bunch of baloney don't go to it!!'."
Hyginus of Kea mused "What's that you say? 'considered by them as their'? You mean 'therefore his'."
"Cheese cake." said Aeschylus of Santorini.
Berenike insisted "You are mistaken to say 'been on a quest'. You mean 'had sex'."
Berenike insisted "You don't mean 'had sex in'. You mean 'journeyed to'."
"You don't mean 'had sex in'. You mean 'journeyed to'." added Berenike.
"Hello." commented Nikodemos.
"In the 2003 miniseries Helen of Troy, Theseus, played by Stellan Skarsgård, kidnaps Helen with Pirithous and waits for her to reach marriageable age; however, he is slain by Pollux and she is returned to Sparta." commented Sosigenes of Andros.
"You don't mean 'Theseus ('. You mean 'yarrraakk aahhhhhhhhhh istiyo ven'." said Adamantios of Andros.
Adamantios of Andros continued "We should not say Theseus ( ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
"Theseus ( ) was the mythicalFor the ancient Greeks, convinced that Theseus had actually existed, he was not mythic, of course, but legendary. founder-king of Athens, son of Aethra, and fathered by Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." noted Adamantios of Andros.
"What's that? 'wakes Theseus and tells him to leave early that morning. Athena tells'? You mean 'woke Theseus and told him to leave early that morning. Athena told'." continued Adamantios of Andros.
"You don't mean 'explains. and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had fled'. I think you mean 'says. and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left'." said Theophilos of Symi.
"You don't mean 'The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place...'. I think you mean 'The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place...'." whispered Myron of Crete.
Myron of Crete continued "'For other uses, see Theseus (disambiguation)'? That's wrong."
Kallistos of Tilos said "' Heracles succeeded in freeing only Theseus, and left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth." This was meant as an obscene comment upon on how his buttocks had been "rubbed" the wrong way. (The myth was possibly retrospectively constructed in order to account for the obscene phrase.)'? That's wrong."
"'only Theseus, and left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth." This was meant as an obscene comment upon on how his buttocks had been "rubbed" the wrong way.'? That's wrong." mused Kallistos of Tilos.
"I would add: though he succeeded in freeing Theseus, left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth," a term whose vulgar subtext was familiar to Athenians, for example from the comedies of Aristophanes.Licht, Hans. Sexual life in ancient Greece. 1994:223." continued Kallistos of Tilos.

"We must talk of Alleged homoerotic relationship with Pirithous." said Nicostratus of Serifos.
"We cannot say The friendship of Theseus and Pirithous acquired homoerotic undertone in Attic comedy. Heracles, though he succeeded in freeing Theseus, left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth," a term whose vulgar subtext was familiar to Athenians, for example from the comedies of Aristophanes.Licht, Hans. Sexual life in ancient Greece. 1994:223" smiled Nicostratus of Serifos.
Nicostratus of Serifos insisted "According to Rictor Norton, "the friendship of Theseus and Pirithous acquired homoerotic undertone in Attic comedy". This view is based on his interpretation of the work of Profesor Hans Licht."
Nicostratus of Serifos ventured "Nevertheless, none of Licht's sources explains explicitly anything about the alleged homoerotic relationship of Theseus and Pirithous. Not even Aristophanes, who is explicit in pointing the affection between his masculine characters."
Nicostratus of Serifos added "I suggest: Licht explained how Heracles, though having succeeded in freeing Theseus, left behind Theseus' buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth". Licth affirms that "We can easily imagine how the Athenians enjoyed applauding this peace of stage-wit" and quotes some sources like the Sudas and."

"It is time for a tale of Alleged homoerotic relationship with Pirithous." mused Kallistos of Tilos.
"We should not say The friendship of Theseus and Pirithous acquired homoerotic undertone in Attic comedy. Heracles, though he succeeded in freeing Theseus, left behind his buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth," a term whose vulgar subtext was familiar to Athenians, for example from the comedies of Aristophanes.Licht, Hans. Sexual life in ancient Greece. 1994:223" commented Kallistos of Tilos.
Kallistos of Tilos insisted "According to Rictor Norton, "the friendship of Theseus and Pirithous acquired homoerotic undertone in Attic comedy". This view is based on his interpretation of the work of Profesor Hans Licht."
Kallistos of Tilos commented "Nevertheless, none of Licht's sources explains explicitly anything about the alleged homoerotic relationship of Theseus and Pirithous. Not even Aristophanes, who is explicit in pointing the affection between his masculine characters."
Kallistos of Tilos added "I would add: Licht explained how Heracles, though having succeeded in freeing Theseus, left behind Theseus' buttocks attached to the rocks - from which Theseus came to be called hypolispos, meaning "with hinder parts rubbed smooth". Licth affirms that "We can easily imagine how the Athenians enjoyed applauding this peace of stage-wit" and quotes some sources like the Sudas and."
Nicostratus of Serifos nodded and said "'is based on his interpretation of the work of Profesor Hans Licht'? I think you mean 'reproduces, and adds his own interpretation, of the work of Profesor Hans Licht, although Norton fails to add Licht to his bibliography'."
Nicostratus of Serifos whispered "You don't mean 'and adds his own interpretation, of the work of Profesor'. You mean 'and adds his own interpretation of the work of Professor'."
"We cannot say ==Ship of Theseus=." ventured Olympos of Evia.
In response to this, Kallistos of Sikinos said "What's that you say? 'sixth century BC), Demon (ca 300'? You mean 'fifth century BC), Demon (ca 400'."
Seleucus nodded in agreement and said "What's that? '=Ship of Theseus'? You mean '==Ship of Theseus='."
Georgius of Rhodes nodded and whispered "This much I know is true: ."
Georgius of Rhodes smiled "What's that? '"The Renaissance Homosexual Pastoral Tradition", section 7 [http://rictornorton.co.uk/pastor07.htm]. This view reproduces and adds his own interpretation of the work of Professor Hans Licht,'? You mean '[http://rictornorton.co.uk/pastor07.htm "The Renaissance Homosexual Pastoral Tradition", section 7] This view reproduces and adds his own interpretation of the work of Professor Hans Licht,'."
"'with in one night'? You mean 'with and had sex and made 15 babys with in 7 nights'." said Perikles, nodding.
"Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series is based on most of theseus Minotaur." noted Korinthia.
Korinthia noted "What's that? 'theseus Minotaur'? I think you mean 'Theses Adventures'."
Eustorgius said "In game Crysis 2, Hargreave states "Ah Theseus at last." as the main character enters Hargreaves library just before he reveals himself and gives Alcatraz the injection to show him everything he needs to know about defeating the aliens."
Menekrates of Evia commented "You don't mean '"Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete"'. It would be more correct to say 'Ariadne's Brother: A Novel on the Fall of Bronze Age Crete'."
Menekrates of Evia mused "What's that you say? '"Theseus: Super Hero"'? It would be more correct to say 'Theseus: Super Hero'."

"We must talk of Early years." commented Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
Eleutherius of Kefalonia added "Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double fathers, one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne Jason, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens."
Eleutherius of Kefalonia continued "Thus Theseus was raised in his mother's land. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to king Aegeus to claim his birthright. To journey to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, where he would encounter a string of six entrances to the Underworld, each guarded by a chthonic enemy. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route and defeated a great many bandits along the way."

"It is time to talk of The Six Entrances of the Underworld." added Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
"At the first site, which was Epidaurus, sacred to Apollo and the healer Asclepius, Theseus turned the tables on the chthonic bandit, the "clubber" Periphetes, who beat his opponents into the Earth, and took from him the stout staff that often identifies Theseus in vase-paintings. At the time, Theseus was called the Mother Dog for many reasons." ventured Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
"At the Isthmian entrance to the Underworld was a robber named Sinis, often called "Pityokamptes" (Greek: Πιτυοκάμπτης, "he who bends Pinetrees"). He would capture travelers, tie them between two pine trees that were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own method. He then became intimate with Sinis's daughter, Perigune, fathering the child Melanippus." added Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
Eleutherius of Kefalonia continued "In another deed north of the Isthmus, at a place called Crommyon, he killed an enormous pig, the Crommyonian Sow, bred by an old crone named Phaea. Some versions name the sow herself as Phaea. The Bibliotheca described the Crommyonian sow as an offspring of Typhon and Echidna."
Eleutherius of Kefalonia hissed "Near Megara, an elderly robber named Sciron forced travellers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions, a giant turtle). Theseus pushed him off the cliff."
Eleutherius of Kefalonia shouted "Listen to what I say. ."
"Another of these enemies was Cercyon, king at the holy site of Eleusis, who challenged passers-by to a wrestling match and, when he had beaten them, killed them. Theseus beat Cercyon at wrestling and then killed him instead. In interpretations of the story that follow the formulas of Frazer's The Golden Bough, Cercyon was a "year-King", who was required to do an annual battle for his life, for the good of his kingdom, and was succeeded by the victor. Theseus overturned this archaic religious rite by refusing to be sacrificed." insisted Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
"The last bandit was Procrustes the Stretcher, who had two beds, one of which he offered to passers-by in the plain of Eleusis. He then made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit. Theseus turned the tables on Procrustes, cutting off his legs and decapitating him with his own axe." continued Eleutherius of Kefalonia.
Epiktesis nodded and said "He was a successful King."
Elpis of Anafi yawned "You don't mean 'and'. You mean 'for lifting small stones and nothing more'."
Alexander commented "You don't mean 'Alleged homoerotic relationship'. You mean 'Claimed Sexual Relationship'."
"Listen to what I say." whispered Stratonike.

"It is time to talk of Ham." said Anaxagoras of Syros.
"Thesus, is believed to have once eaten an entire ham without even crying. He was looked at as a God amongst ham and man. He ate this ham after a small battle. The ham was from the thigh of a large pig." continued Anaxagoras of Syros.
"balls." ventured Charilaos.
"What's that? 'Sexual Relationship'? You mean 'sexual relationship'." said Archestratus.
In response to this, Mnason said "What's that? 'Sexual Relationship'? You mean 'sexual relationship'."
Mnason commented "hi."
"Stephen Dobyns, wrote the poem Theseus within the Labyrinth (1986) which provides a retelling of the myth of Ariadne, Theseus and the minotaur, in particular the feelings of Ariadne." hissed Argyros.
"Listen to what I say. Stephen Dobyns, Theseus within the Labyrinth (1986) http://www.jstor.org/stable/20600617." insisted Argyros.
Dositheus of Zakynthos said "In the tv series Bones, season 2, episode 8, the characters view a reconstruction of an underground boxing fight:"
"Angela: How could anybody do this to themselves?." whispered Dositheus of Zakynthos.
Dositheus of Zakynthos commented "Hodgins: You know, 900 B.C., the Greek ruler Theseus had two men sit in chairs and beat each other to death for entertainment."
"(Cam and Angela just stare at Hodgins)." ventured Dositheus of Zakynthos.
"Listen to what I say. Hodgins: Just saying, it's nothing new." continued Dositheus of Zakynthos.
Anastasia of Kea noted "byrinth. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with hig himself off a cliff and into the sea. Dionysus later saw Ariadne crying out for Theseus and took pity on her and married her."
"What's that? 'several children before the Minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for Athens'? You mean 'seventy children children before the Minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeus, set sail for the toilet'." said Lysimache of Kythnos.
"We cannot say Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution". ." mused Damasos of Serifos.
Damasos of Serifos continued "Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution"."
"He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing highly localized ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." continued Damasos of Serifos.
"You are mistaken to say 'Theseus was the Athenian'. You mean 'TheWafflre was the Waffleussaadsassaasasaaassus'." noted Agathangelos.

"It is time to talk of Literature." commented Diodorus of Kea.
In response to this, Philippus insisted "What's that? 'Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution'? I think you mean 'Herkulees, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "Penis Breath'."
In response to this, Diodorus of Kea said "'Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "institution'? You must mean 'Herkulees, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was the Athenian founding hero, considered by them as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "Penis Breath'."
"You don't mean 'chthonic enemy. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route and defeated a great many bandits'. You mean 'not so good enemy. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone and be lonely by the land route and defeated a great many pimps'." shouted Diodorus of Kea.
Diodorus of Kea commented "'robber named Sciron forced travellers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions, a giant turtle). Theseus pushed'? You mean 'porn star named Hugh Hefner forced travellers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea vagina (or, in some versions, a giant cat). Theseus pelvic thrusted'."
Glaphyra of Kasos nodded in agreement and smiled "In the TV series called Atlantis (2013) Jack Donnelly (not revealed but most likely) plays Theseus. Killing the Minotaur, getting emotionally closer with Ariadne etc. gives us reason to think that he is Theseus."
Nikasios said "You don't mean 'Theseus Slaying monsterx'. You must mean 'HI PRANAV'."
Apollonides of Lemnos insisted "You don't mean '. In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle.'. You mean 'They would later become the first bros. In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle. '."
In response to this, Soteria said "BIG."
Phaedrus of Symi nodded and said "Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night."
Anastasia of Alonnisos mused "Theseus {{IPAc."
"Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night." added Anastasia of Alonnisos.
Aristoteles whispered "'fathers, one immortal and one mortal'? You mean 'paternity, with one immortal and one mortal father'."
Diodoros of Milos commented "In 1990, the television show "The StoryTeller: Greek Myths" featured a story about Theseus and the Minotaur in its first episode Theseus and the Minotaur."
In response to this, Eustachys mused "Category:Mythological sword fighters."
"The first episode of the 2001 kids' TV Series "MythQuest," entitled "Minotaur," features a story in which the modern day teen-aged protagonist finds himself unexpectedly thrust into Theseus' role and must follow through with the events of the existing myth, including slaying the Minotaur with the help of Ariadne and Daedelus." said Parmenides of Kalymnos.
"What's that? 'Athenian founding hero, considered by them'? You must mean 'a founding hero, considered by Athenians'." said Nicostratus of Symi.
Herodotos of Lefkada said "Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night."
"The first episode of the 2001 kids' TV Series MythQuest, entitled "Minotaur," features a story in which the modern day teen-aged protagonist finds himself unexpectedly thrust into Theseus' role and must follow through with the events of the existing myth, including slaying the Minotaur with the help of Ariadne and Daedelus. The storyline was also adapted into a novelization." said Parmenides of Kalymnos.
Nymphas of Evia whispered "'unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis'? That's wrong."
"I suggest: nkings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal father, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the notr not godbecame pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rockRock "which had a hollow in it just large enough to receive these objects," Plutarch says. and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens. ." smiled Nymphas of Evia.
In response to this, Nikomachos of Hydra said "The Hunger Games Trilogy was greatly influenced by the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur."
Xanthos of Samos said "The Indian film "Ship of Theseus(2012)" directed by Anand Gandhi, is an exploration of the philosophical idea underlying the myth."
In response to this, Chariclea of Kalymnos said "You don't mean 'Greeks, convinced that Theseus'. You mean 'RuneScape, convinced that Zezima'."
In response to this, Isokrates of Kasos yawned "F. L. Lucas's poem Ariadne (1932) is an epic reworking of the Labyrinth myth: Aegle, one of the sacrificial maidens who accompany Theseus to Crete, is Theseus's sweetheart, the Minotaur is Minos himself in a bull-mask, and Ariadne, learning on Naxos of Theseus’s earlier love for Aegle, decides to leave him for the Ideal [Dionysus]. [http://www.cambridge.org/fr/academic/subjects/literature/english-literature-1830-1900/ariadne]."
Chloe of Rhodes said "s]],"
Chloe of Rhodes added "Listen to what I say. He was responsible synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
In response to this, Zotikos of Kythnos mused "'after=Menestheus|'? That is incorrect."
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"We should not say Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens, son of Aegeus and Poseidon, both of whom Aethra had slept with in one night." added Aristeus of Astypalaia.
Aristeus of Astypalaia added "I don't think we can say f labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
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"………\……………..’…../." whispered Aristeus of Astypalaia.
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Aristeus of Astypalaia commented "Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and ea…………………../´¯/)."
"I don't think we can say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal father, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens." continued Aristeus of Astypalaia.
"………………./…./." added Aristeus of Astypalaia.
Aristeus of Astypalaia smiled "…………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸."
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Aristeus of Astypalaia whispered "……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)."
Aristeus of Astypalaia yawned "………\……………..’…../."
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Clisthenes of Leros said "Theseus was a brave man."
In response to this, Archippus said "In the Canadian television series, Continuum (2012-), the leader of an anti-corporate human rights/terrorist group, is called Theseus."
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"poopghjghj." smiled Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos continued "Theseus."
"• Athens’s great hero." noted Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos added "• Strength, courage, intelligence, wise."
"• early adventures benefited the city and region." added Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• was a successful king." mused Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos ventured "• He consolidated Athens's position in the region through shrewd political maneuvering."
Hyakinthos of Tinos noted "• He led Athens's army on victorious campaigns."
"• He is credited as the founder of Athens's democracy voluntarily turning many of his powers as king over to an elected assembly." added Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• He gained a reputation for helping the poor and oppressed." noted Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• While growing up he wanted to be like his older cousin Heracles." commented Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos continued "• Became a fast friend of Heracles and they saved each other’s lives. Heracles through his strength. Theseus through his wisdom."
"This much I know is true: Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there wiTheseus." commented Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• Strength, courage, intelligence, wise." continued Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos continued "• early adventures benefited the city and region."
"• was a successful king." continued Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"Listen to what I say. • He consolidated Athens's position in the region through shrewd political maneuvering." smiled Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• He led Athens's army on victorious campaigns." added Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Hyakinthos of Tinos ventured "• He is credited as the founder of Athens's democracy voluntarily turning many of his powers as king over to an elected assembly."
"• He gained a reputation for helping the poor and oppressed." hissed Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• While growing up he wanted to be like his older cousin Heracles." yawned Hyakinthos of Tinos.
"• Became a fast friend of Heracles and they saved each other’s lives. Heracles through his strength. Theseus through his wisdom." added Hyakinthos of Tinos.
Agathinus of Corfu smiled "[kings of Athens]], found a bride, Aethra who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes). The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal father, was a familiar feature of Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens."
Alketas noted "You don't mean 'Accords Theseus comes to island and give presents to Queen Hippolyta, she takes one item...he set sails to Athens...they sword fight and they married. and had son Hippolytus'. I think you mean 'Accordingly different versions Theseus comes to island and give presents to Queen Hippolyta, she takes one item...he set sails to Athens...they sword fight and they married. and had son Hippolytus. She leaves him when he has fallen in love with Phaedra'."
Alketas continued "You don't mean 'Accords Theseus comes to island and give presents to Queen Hippolyta, she takes one item...he set sails to Athens...they sword fight and they married. and'. You mean 'Heracles and Theseus made a bet who could conqueror Queen Hippolyta or Antiope who were sisters and to steal Ares' belt the god of war and father of Queen Hippolyta and Antiope. They agreed...Heracles would boast Theseus of his manhood..his ability to make love...He wanted a son..which he will name after the most beautiful Amazon Hippolyta...Theseus laugh and said I know what she likes...I am going to win this bet..she likes simple jewelry...I have treasure boxes filled with type of jewelry she likes..Theseus does not brag at all about his manhood..He knew he had beat, he was Prince of Athens..father of democracy and beaten and killed Minotaur...Everyone in Greece praised him even the Greek Amazons for skilled with his bear hands. Goddess Hera appears turns herself into a Greek Amazon tells the other Amazons, Heracles and Theseus are here to kill you or make you their slaves or sale you to Rome. Amazons and Greek men battles...Heracles wept and cried he killed Queen Hippolyta, stole the belt and kidnapped Antiope...they married in Athens...she'."
Alketas continued "Roman Hercules was more complicated with Queen Hippolyta...he wanted to forget the belt given to her by Roman goddess Diana for being chaste and a virgin...he kidnaps her takes her to Roman marries in Diana Temple."
Alketas mused "Accordingly different versions Theseus comes to island and give presents to Queen Hippolyta, she takes one item...he set sails to Athens...they sword fight and they married. and had son Hippolytus. She leaves him when he has fallen in love with Phaedra."
"We should not say Theseus, believed either to be in the company of Heracles, or of his own accord, had journeyed to the land of the Amazons, a race of all-female warriors who had relations with men for reproduction but killed or banished any male children born." noted Alketas.
Alketas whispered "Theseus makes love to Queen Hippolyta on ship. They married in Athens Greece in the Temple of Artemis. She leaves him when he falls for Phaedra."
Alketas added "was a cousin to Queen Hippolyta."
Parmenides of Zakynthos added "Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-kingDvdsvdsvfdihydfbiyfdwbhdsfhgjbfdybsjsfhbdkbhjfsdbjhfdsbhjdfgjhfdbjhfdsbjhfsdbhjfdsbjhfsdbjkhdfsjbhdfsbhjfdbufykbyukdsfbyudfbfdsuyobfdsyubdsfouyfdvsuyodsfvuykdfvyudfskvfdsuykvfdyugkdysukgdfuygdYhbyudkgykuefgyukfsboyryuvkrdauoyvdfsgyuovwruykvfwkguvwdfukvdfyukyvfdsgukfvyoufsbuykdbfayuksdtbyuetbyksrefdbguibbuibgdubyhbfhbjsfdbyufdsbuyfsdbubyodubyuykfsdbudfs of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon."
"Listen to what I say. Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was a founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "The Gathering"." mused Parmenides of Zakynthos.
Parmenides of Zakynthos continued "He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
Parmenides of Zakynthos added "Plutarch's vita (a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels ."
"Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-kingDvdsvdsvfdihydfbiyfdwbhdsfhgjbfdybsjsfhbdkbhjfsdbjhfdsbhjdfgjhfdbjhfdsbjhfsdbhjfdsbjhfsdbjkhdfsjbhdfsbhjfdbufykbyukdsfbyudfbfdsuyobfdsyubdsfouyfdvsuyodsfvuykdfvyudfskvfdsuykvfdyugkdysukgdfuygdYhbyudkgykuefgyukfsboyryuvkrdauoyvdfsgyuovwruykvfwkguvwdfukvdfyukyvfdsgukfvyoufsbuykdbfayuksdtbyuetbyksrefdbguibbuibgdubyhbfhbjsfdbyufdsbuyfsdbubyodubyuykfsdbudfs of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon." noted Parmenides of Zakynthos.
"Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was a founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "The Gathering"." noted Parmenides of Zakynthos.
Parmenides of Zakynthos insisted "He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
Parmenides of Zakynthos smiled "Plutarch's vita (a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the '."
"Theseus ( , ) was the mythical founder-kingDvdsvdsvfdihydfbiyfdwbhdsfhgjbfdybsjsfhbdkbhjfsdbjhfdsbhjdfgjhfdbjhfdsbjhfsdbhjfdsbjhfsdbjkhdfsjbhdfsbhjfdbufykbyukdsfbyudfbfdsuyobfdsyubdsfouyfdvsuyodsfvuykdfvyudfskvfdsuykvfdyugkdysukgdfuygdYhbyudkgykuefgyukfsboyryuvkrdauoyvdfsgyuovwruykvfwkguvwdfukvdfyukyvfdsgukfvyoufsbuykdbfayuksdtbyuetbyksrefdbguibbuibgdubyhbfhbjsfdbyufdsbuyfsdbubyodubyuykfsdbudfs of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon." smiled Parmenides of Zakynthos.
"Theseus was a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was a founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer: his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "The Gathering"." continued Parmenides of Zakynthos.
"He was responsible for the synoikismos ("dwelling together")—the political unification of Attica under Athens, represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis." added Parmenides of Zakynthos.
"Plutarch's vita (a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BC), Demon (ca 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BC), Demon (ca 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). vita of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BC), Demon (ca 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC)." continued Parmenides of Zakynthos.
Hesperos of Andros said "Listen to what I say. [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt1/ Greek Myth Comix: The Story of Theseus, pt.1] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt2/ Pt.2] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt3/ Pt.3] The story of Theseus in comic-strip format, by [http://greekmythcomix.com Greek Myth Comix]."
Eutychios of Mykonos commented "What's that you say? 'The Knight's Tale'? You mean '"The Knight's Tale"'."
Eutychios of Mykonos continued "'"The StoryTeller: Greek Myths" featured a story about Theseus and the Minotaur in its first episode Theseus and the Minotaur'? It would be more correct to say 'The StoryTeller: Greek Myths featured a story about Theseus and the Minotaur in its first episode "Theseus and the Minotaur"'."
"What's that? 'Series MythQuest'? You must mean 'series MythQuest'." commented Eutychios of Mykonos.
"What's that? 'The Hunger Games Trilogy'? I think you mean 'The Hunger Games trilogy'." continued Eutychios of Mykonos.
"You don't mean '"Ship of Theseus(2012)"'. You mean 'Ship of Theseus (2012)'." commented Eutychios of Mykonos.
In response to this, Theodotos of Skyros said "You don't mean 'thumb'. You mean 'thumb|upright'."
Theodotos of Skyros continued "You are mistaken to say ' the ship itself '. You mean ' the ship itself '."
Theodotos of Skyros noted "You don't mean ' which none then doubted '. You mean ' which none then doubted '."
"You don't mean 'Metamorphoses, XII:217-153'. It would be more correct to say 'Metamorphoses, XII:217–153'." added Theodotos of Skyros.
"Listen to what I say. Thésée (1675) is an early French opera by Jean-Baptiste Lully to a libretto by Philippe Quinault." noted Theodotos of Skyros.
"Teseo (1713) is an opera seria by George Frideric Handel to a libretto by Nicola Francesco Haym, based on Quinault." added Theodotos of Skyros.

"It is time to talk of Secondary sources." continued Theodotos of Skyros.
In response to this, Xenophon of Lemnos said "'http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MythQuestE1TheMinotaur'? You mean '[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MythQuestE1TheMinotaur TV Tropes - Recap: Myth Quest E 1 The Minotaur ] '."
In response to this, Parthena said "You don't mean ', bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's son by Hippolyta'. You mean 'and the daughter of King Minos, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's son by Hippolyta'."
Parthena added "Listen to what I say. Sophocles' tragedy Oedipus at Colonus features Theseus as a major character."
Parthena commented "Euripides' tragedy Hippolytus(play) and Seneca's Phaedra(play revolve around the death of Theseus son."
Parthena added "You are mistaken to say '(play) and Seneca's Phaedra(play'. I think you mean 'and Seneca's Phaedra(play)'."
Theodotos of Skyros said "You don't mean 'Theseus-his journeys, exploits, and family-have'. You mean 'Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and family—have'."
"We should not say King Minos of Crete." cried Theodotos of Skyros.
"You don't mean '“a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak.'. You mean '"a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak."'." ventured Theodotos of Skyros.
"'Amazon queen'? I think you mean 'Amazon queen '." commented Theodotos of Skyros.
"In Geoffrey Chaucer's epic chivalric romance, "Knight's Tale," one of the Canterbury Tales, Theseus is duke of Athens, husband of Ypolita, and protector of Emelye, Ypolita's sister, of whom the two knights of Thebes, Arcite and Palamon, do battle." noted Leontius of Psara, nodding.
Hermes of Lefkada cried "'On their wedding night, Aethra waded through the sea to the island of Sphairia that rests close to the coast and lay there with Poseidon (god of the sea and earthquakes)'? You mean 'Following the instructions of Athena in a dream, Aethra left the sleeping Aegeus and waded across to the island of Sphairia that lay close to Troezen's shore. There she poured a libation to Sphairos, Pelops' charioteer, and was possessed by Poseidon in the night'."
"You don't mean 'Following the instructions of Athena in a dream, Aethra left the sleeping Aegeus and waded across to the island of Sphairia that lay close to Troezen's shore. There she poured a libation to Sphairos, Pelops' charioteer, and was possessed by Poseidon in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal mother, was a familiar feature of'. You mean 'Still without a male heir, Aegeus asked the oracle at Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words were "Do not loosen the bulging mouth of the wineskin until you have reached the height of Athens, lest you die of grief." Aegeus did not understand the prophecy and was disappointed. This puzzling oracle forced Aegeus to visit Pittheus, king of Troezen, who was famous for his wisdom and skill at expounding oracles. Pittheus understood the prophecy and introduced Aegeus to his daughter, Aethra, when Aegeus was drunk. But following the instructions of Athena in a dream, Aethra left the sleeping Aegeus and waded across to the island of Sphairia that lay close to Troezen's shore. There she poured a libation to Sphairos, Pelops' charioteer, and was possessed by the sea god Poseidon in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other'." hissed Hermes of Lefkada.
"You are mistaken to say 'Pelops' charioteer, and was possessed by the sea god Poseidon'. You mean '(Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god'." added Hermes of Lefkada.
"YOLO." ventured Clisthenes of Santorini.

"Now for a tale of Birth and Early years." insisted Clisthenes of Santorini.
"WhenProxy-Connection: keep-alive." insisted Aphrodisia of Leros.
"heseus appeared in the town, his reputation had preceded him, having travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantides' hopes of succeeding the apparently childless Aegeus would be lost if they did not get rid of Theseus (thProxy-Connection: keep-alive." added Aphrodisia of Leros.
Aphrodisia of Leros yawned "This much I know is true: Cache-Control: max-age=0."
"Pallantides were the sons of Pallas and nephews of King Aegeus, who were then living at the royal court in the sanctuary of Delphic Apollo). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported." continued Aphrodisia of Leros.
Athanasios said "In issue 12 of Fright Night Comics entitled Bull-Whipped, Theseus and the Minotaur are resurrected by the comic's Aunt Claudia Hinnault, who is the reincarnation of Ariadne."
"You don't mean 'Steven Pressfield's 2002 novel Last of the Amazons attempts to situate Theseus's meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope, as well as the ensuing war, in a historically plausible setting. '. You mean 'Troy Denning's 1996 novel Pages of Pain features an amnesic Theseus fighting to recover his past while interacting with some of the more colorful beings of the Planescape universe.'." insisted Athanasios.
Athanasios whispered "Steven Pressfield's 2002 novel Last of the Amazons attempts to situate Theseus's meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope, as well as the ensuing war, in a historically plausible setting."
"We should not say Author Suzanne Collins was inspired by Theseus to write The Hunger Games trilogy, which was published from 2008–2010." continued Athanasios.
"'Fright Night Comics'? I think you mean 'Fright Night comics'." smiled Soterios.
Soterios noted "We should not say 'Fright Night comics'."

"It is time to talk of Opera." whispered Melitta.
"The opera Hippolytus and Aricia by Jean-Philippe Rameau features Theseus as a character." noted Melitta.
"Theseus is a prominent character as the Duke of Athens in William Shakespeare's plays, A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Two Noble Kinsmen. Hippolyta also appears in both plays." commented Theodotos of Skyros.
Theodotos of Skyros continued "Steven Pressfield's 2002 novel Last of the Amazons attempts to situate Theseus's meeting and subsequent marriage to Antiope, as well as the ensuing war, in a historically plausible setting."
"Author Suzanne Collins was inspired by Theseus to write The Hunger Games trilogy, which was published from 2008–2010." noted Theodotos of Skyros.
Theodotos of Skyros added "But listen; Myth Quest E 1 "The Minotaur"."
In response to this, Kassandros of Milos said ""The Helmut of Horror" (Canongate, Edinburgh, 2006) by Victor Pelevin is a novel which retells the Theseus and the Minotaur Myth. It is part of the Canongate 'The Myths' Series, which invited authors, such as Pelevin, Margaret Atwood, Donna Tartt, to reimagine and retell ancient Greek Myths."
Alcetas commented "You don't mean 'liked dick'. You mean 'wanted the new iphone 6 plus'."
"You don't mean 'kids' TV'. You mean 'children's television'." said Demokritos, in response.
Demokritos continued "You don't mean '2011 Tarsem Singh film, Immortals, Theseus (played by Henry Cavill) leads a war against the mortal king Hyperion (played by Mickey Rourke) of Heraklion'. You mean 'film Immortals (2011), directed by Tarsem Singh, Theseus, played by Henry Cavill, leads a war against King Hyperion of Heraklion, played by Mickey Rourke'."
In response to this, Theodotos of Skyros said "'or clue'? You mean '(a clew)'."
Onesimos of Skiathos said "In 2013, BBC series Atlantis was released. In the first episode of season one {The Earth Bull.}, Jason enters the labrinth. He is helped by Ariadne to slay him, as the myth of the minotaur. Jason is based on the characters of Theseus, Perseus and the myth of Jason And The Argonauts."

"Let us not forget Atlantis." noted Theodotos of Skyros.
"In 2013, BBC series Atlantis was released. In the first episode of season one {The Earth Bull.}, Jason enters the labrinth. He is helped by Ariadne to slay him, as the myth of the minotaur. Jason is based on the characters of Theseus, Perseus and the myth of Jason And The Argonauts." mused Theodotos of Skyros.
"Listen to what I say. In Season 2 Part 1, Medea is introduced. Pasiphaёseeks to take back Atlantis after Ariadne is made Queen. The plot seems to be leading to Jason and The Argonauts." added Theodotos of Skyros.
In response to this, Onesimos of Skiathos said "You don't mean 'Pasiphaёseeks to take back Atlantis after Ariadne is made Queen. The plot seems to be leading to Jason and The Argonauts'. I think you mean 'Pasiphaё seeks to take back Atlantis after Ariadne is made Queen. The plot seems to be leading to Jason and The Argonauts.'."
In response to this, Anatolius of Chíos smiled "We should not say Theseus (; ) was the mythical founder-king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon."
Anatolius of Chíos noted "We should not say In issue 12 of Fright Night comics entitled Bull-Whipped, Theseus and the Minotaur are resurrected by the comic's Aunt Claudia Hinnault, who is the reincarnation of Ariadne."
In response to this, Eukleides of Kos commented "This is all wrong btw."
In response to this, Theodora said "You don't mean '[myth]]icalFor the ancient'. You mean 'opal of justice for that theancient'."
Aikaterine said "You don't mean 'two fathers: Aegeus and'. You mean 'Aegeus or'."
"What's that you say? 'http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1341248.The_Minotaur'? I think you mean '[http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1341248.The_Minotaur The Minotaur (MythQuest 1)] goodreads.com'." said Xenophon of Lemnos.
In response to this, Linus said "'shield, and'? I think you mean 'and the'."
Antipater of Skiathos said "You don't mean 'for the good of his kingdom, and was succeeded by the victor. Theseus overturned this archaic religious rite by refusing to be sacrificed.'. You must mean 'if u know Julia Johnson she cheats on everything!!!!'."
Stratonice of Kefalonia commented "Sideris, Athanasios, [https://www.academia.edu/19830301/Theseus_in_Thrace._The_Silver_Lining_on_the_Clouds_of_the_Athenian-Thracian_Relations_in_the_5th_century_BC Theseus in Thrace. The silver lining on the clouds of the Athenian-Thracian relations in the 5th century BC] (Sofia, 2015) presents new iconographical sources and examines the role of Theseus in the state ideology of Atehnes and in its gift-diplomacy with Thrace. ."
In response to this, Euthymius of Ios smiled "You don't mean 'had actually existed,'. You must mean 'did not actually existed and'."
Timothea of Skyros commented "You are mistaken to say '"Knight's Tale," one of the Canterbury Tales'. You mean '"The Knight's Tale," one of the Canterbury Tales'."
Timothea of Skyros mused "We should not say In Season 2 Part 1, Medea is introduced. Pasiphaё seeks to take back Atlantis after Ariadne is made Queen. The plot seems to be leading to Jason and The Argonauts."
"You don't mean 'himself was crying out too'. You mean 'too was crying out'." said Xenokrates of Leros.
Xenokrates of Leros continued "'on which he sat. Then, as he turned to cry out to his friend Pirithous, he saw that he too was crying out. Around him was standing the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands. Before these monsters the hero's courage failed and by them'? You mean '. As he turned to cry out to his friend, he saw that Pirithous too was crying out. Around him gathered the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands. Before these monsters the hero's courage failed and'."
"You don't mean 'both for his friend and for himself. In the end he was rescued by Heracles who had come down'. It would be more correct to say 'for both his friend and for himself. In the end he was rescued by Heracles who had come'." whispered Xenokrates of Leros.
"Evangeline Walton's 1983 historical fiction novel The Sword is Forged chronicles the story of Theseus and Antiope." commented Arsenius of Astypalaia.
"Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Whoopi Goldberg and Poseidon." noted Aristeas.
In response to this, Alexius insisted "We should not say Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Whoopi Goldberg and Poseidon."
"We should not say Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Whoopi Goldberg and Poseidon." said Aristeas.
"Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Whoopi Goldberg and Poseidon." noted Aristeas.
In response to this, Xenokles of Anafi smiled "We should not say Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Whoopi Goldberg and Poseidon."
Kyrillos of Skyros said "In Canadian/British television series Olympus (2015), the main character 'Hero' is loosely based off of the myths of Theseus. The show follows Hero's quest to unlock the 'Lexicon', the door to Olympus, and to stop the apocalypse as foreseen by the Oracle of Gaia."
"Other sources say that he died from an overdose of crack cocaine while having a good time at the club with his friends." commented Xenocles.
Serapion of Symi mused "[https://plus.google.com/collection/AEapl Images of the ancient Greek hero, Theseus]."
Eleutherius of Kasos said "Theseus was the humble son of Poseidon who betrayed his wife. Theseus left his wife on a lonely seashore- making her wait for him for a couple of years before Lord Bacchus( Dinosyaus) rescued her and made her his wife."
Xenophon of Lemnos insisted "You don't mean 'Pan-Athenian games'. I think you mean 'Panathenaic Games'."
"What's that? 'Lord Bacchus( Dionyus'? You mean 'Bacchus (Dionysus'." said Agapius of Thassos.
In response to this, Lysandra mused "You don't mean 'Theseus was a founder'. You mean 'Poopseus was a stupid'."
"You don't mean 'a fathers an'. You mean 'two fathers:'." insisted Nicolaus.
Nicolaus continued "You don't mean 'a fathers an'. You mean 'two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon.'."
Ampelius of Samothrace hissed "You don't mean 'his wife'. You mean 'my Wife'."
"You don't mean 'Birth and early years'. You mean 'I like turtles'." whispered Herakleitos of Mykonos.
"Theseus: he was a person who like to build stuff." smiled Herakleitos of Mykonos.
Herakleitos of Mykonos continued "You don't mean 'I like turtles'. You mean 'Birth and early years'."
"What's that you say? '1994), ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203–22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 204'? You mean '1999 ch. ix "Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203–22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 200'." whispered Herakleitos of Mykonos.
"'1996) pp. 473–484'? You mean '1989) pp. 401-484'." ventured Herakleitos of Mykonos.
In response to this, Photine said "This much I know is true: Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and Peitho on the southern slope of the Acropolis."
"Plutarch's vita (a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC)." added Photine.
Photine continued "What's that you say? 'before the Minotaur. The eldest of these, Androgeos, set sail for Athens to take part in the Panathenaic Games, which were held there every four years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite, much to the resentment of the Pallantides, and they'? You mean '. The eldest of these, Androgeos, set sail for Athens to take part in the Panathenaic Games, which were held there every four years. Being strong and skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite, much to the resentment of the Pallantides who'."
Photine continued "It would be wrong to say so he rustled Theseus's herd of cattle and drove it from Marathon, and Theseus set out in pursuit. Pirithous took up his arms and the pair met to do battle, but were so impressed with each other they took an oath of friendship and joined the hunt for the Calydonian Boar. ."
Photine continued "In Iliad I, Nestor numbers Pirithous and Theseus "of heroic fame" among an earlier generation of heroes of his youth, "the strongest men that Earth has bred, the strongest men against the strongest enemies, a savage mountain-dwelling tribe whom they utterly destroyed." No trace of such an oral tradition, which Homer's listeners would have recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in literary epic. Later, Pirithous was preparing to marry Hippodamia. The centaurs were guests at the wedding feast, but got drunk and tried to abduct the women, including Hippodamia. The Lapiths won the ensuing battle."
Sosigenes of Santorini cried "We should not say (1282–1234 BC), one of the primordial kings of Athens, found a bride, Aethra, who was the daughter of king Pittheus at Troezen, a small city southwest of Athens. Still without a male heir, Aegeus asked the oracle at Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words were "Do not loosen the bulging mouth of the wineskin until you have reached the height of Athens, lest you die of grief." Aegeus did not understand the prophecy and was disappointed. This puzzling oracle forced Aegeus to visit Pittheus, king of Troezen, who was famous for his wisdom and skill at expounding oracles. Pittheus understood the prophecy and introduced Aegeus to his daughter, Aethra, when Aegeus was drunk. ."
Sosigenes of Santorini commented "But following the instructions of Athena in a dream, Aethra left the sleeping Aegeus and waded across to the island of Sphairia that lay close to Troezen's shore. There she poured a libation to Sphairos (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens."
"I suggest: childless. Desiring an heir, he asked the oracle at Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words were "Do not loosen the bulging mouth of the wineskin until you have reached the height of Athens, lest you die of grief." Aegeus did not understand the prophecy and was disappointed. He asked the advice of his host Pittheus, king of Troezen. Pittheus understood the prophecy, got Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra.Morford, Mark P. O., Robert J. Lenardon, and Michael Sham. Classical Mythology. 10th ed. Oxford: Oxford UP, 2014." added Sosigenes of Santorini.
"'{The Earth Bull.}, Jason enters the labyrinth. He is helped by Ariadne to slay him, as the myth of the minotaur'? You mean 'The Earth Bull, Jason enters the labyrinth. He is helped by Ariadne to slay him, as the myth of the Minotaur'." ventured Photine.
"You don't mean 'Sphairos (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne'. You mean 'Shapiro's (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth, the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human size: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born'." commented Damasos of Astypalaia.
"We should not say and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born," continued Damasos of Astypalaia.
Clitus of Kos acknowledged this and mused "You don't mean 'Shapiro's (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth, the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human size: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had born'. I think you mean 'Sphairos (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony (heredity). Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne,'."
Clitus of Kos added "You don't mean 'on his mother's land. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to the'. You mean 'in his mother's land. When Theseus grew up and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to'."
In response to this, Theophilos of Zakynthos said "What's that? 'he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten'? You mean 'wsorej3ew widnwifb2 eobdbwoedbf wowjrfi3wn'."
"You don't mean '=The Six Labours='. You mean 'MEOW MEOW'." whispered Theophilos of Zakynthos.
Theophilos of Zakynthos insisted "You don't mean 'Birth and early years'. You mean 'LOOK AT ME DANCE'."
"You don't mean 'instead of the black ones, so the king committed'. I think you mean 'inEDCKWC EC EKLC mitted'." added Theophilos of Zakynthos.
Zenais of Chíos hissed "Andre Gide Thésée – (Theseus) - 1946 - The mythical hero of Athens, now elderly, narrates his life story from his carefree youth to his killing of the Minotaur."
"We cannot say He asked the advice of his host Pittheus, king of Troezen. Pittheus understood the prophecy, got Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra. ." commented Theodotos of Skyros.
"You are mistaken to say '|A fresco depicting Theseus, from Herculaneum ([[Ercolano), Italy, 45-79'. You mean '|upright|A fresco depicting Theseus, from Herculaneum ([[Ercolano), Italy, 45–79'." continued Theodotos of Skyros.
Theodotos of Skyros added "You don't mean 'Andre Gide Thésée – (Theseus) - 1946 - The'. You mean 'André Gide's 1946 Thésée is a fictional autobiography where the'."
Theodotos of Skyros continued "We should not say (Sofia, 2015) presents new iconographical sources and examines the role of Theseus in the state ideology of Athens and in its gift-diplomacy with Thrace. ."
In response to this, Zenais of Chíos said "We should not say He asked the advice of his host Pittheus, king of Troezen. Pittheus understood the prophecy, got Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra. ."
Zenais of Chíos continued "What's that? 'Andre Gide Thésée – (Theseus) - 1946 - The'? I think you mean 'André Gide's 1946 Thésée is a fictional autobiography where the'."
Zenais of Chíos added "We should not say (Sofia, 2015) presents new iconographical sources and examines the role of Theseus in the state ideology of Athens and in its gift-diplomacy with Thrace. ."

"Now we talk of Sources." smiled Melanthios of Santorini.
Evaristus of Hydra smiled "Theseus (; ) was the mythical king of Athens and was the son of Aethra by two fathers: Aegeus and Poseidon."
Clitus of Kos said "'a founder-hero, like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, all of whom battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. As Heracles was the Dorian hero, Theseus was a founding hero, considered by Athenians as their own great reformer:'? That's wrong."
"I suggest: Theseus (; ) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. Like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, Theseus battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. In the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians, Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians and was considered by Athenians to have been a great reformer;." whispered Clitus of Kos.
"You don't mean 'and was considered by Athenians to have been'. I think you mean 'The Athenians regarded Theseus as'." continued Clitus of Kos.
"You don't mean '"Theseus:Making the New Athens" pp 203–22: "This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules" (p. 204). In the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians, Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as ("thesmos"), Greek for "The Gathering". The myths surrounding Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and family—have'. You mean '"Theseus: Making the New Athens", pp 203–222: This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules (p. 204). In the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians, Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as (thesmos), Greek for The Gathering. The myths surrounding Theseus – his journeys, exploits, and family – have'." said Agathon of Chíos.
Agathon of Chíos added "You don't mean '"Aphrodite of all the People"'. I think you mean 'Aphrodite of all the People'."
Agathon of Chíos commented "'vita (a literalistic biography) of Theseus makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the vita of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC).Edmund P. Cueva, "Plutarch's Ariadne in Chariton's Chaereas and Callirhoe" American Journal of Philology 117.3 (Fall 1996) pp. 473–484'? You mean 'Life of Theseus (a literalistic biography) makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus’ escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus.“May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity. (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE).Edmund P. Cueva. (Fall 1996). "Plutarch's Ariadne in Chariton's Chaereas and Callirhoe". American Journal of Philology, 117(3) pp. 473–484'."
Agathon of Chíos mused "What's that you say? 'See Carl A.P. Ruck and Danny Staples, The World of Classical Myth (Carolina Academic Press, 1994), ch. ix, "Theseus: Making the New Athens", pp 203–222: This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules (p. 204). In the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians, Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as (thesmos), Greek for The Gathering. The myths surrounding Theseus his journeys, exploits, and family have provided material for fiction throughout the ages.'? I think you mean ': “This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules” (Ruck & Staples, p. 204).Carl A.P. Ruck & Danny Staples. (1994). The World of Classical Myth, ch. ix, "Theseus: Making the New Athens", pp 203222. Durham, NC: Carolina Academic Press.'."
Agathon of Chíos smiled "Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians in the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as (thesmos), Greek for The Gathering. The myths surrounding Theseus – his journeys, exploits, and family – have provided material for fiction throughout the ages."
"You don't mean 'The Gathering'. You mean '“The Gathering”'." continued Agathon of Chíos.
"You don't mean 'Aphrodite of all the People'. I think you mean '“Aphrodite of all the People”'." continued Agathon of Chíos.
In response to this, Phokas said "You don't mean '“The Gathering”'. I think you mean '"The Gathering"'."
Phokas added "'“dwelling together”) – the political unification of Attica under Athens – represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos (“Aphrodite of all the People”'? It would be more correct to say '"dwelling together") – the political unification of Attica under Athens – represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People"'."
Phokas continued "You don't mean '’s Life of Theseus (a literalistic biography) makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus’ escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus.“May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity. (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome'. You mean ''s Life of Theseus (a literalistic biography) makes use of varying accounts of the death of the Minotaur, Theseus' escape, and the love of Ariadne for Theseus."May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome'."
Phokas commented "We should not say But following the instructions of Athena in a dream, Aethra left the sleeping Aegeus and waded across to the island of Sphairia that lay close to Troezen's shore. There she poured a libation to Sphairos (Pelops' charioteer) and Poseidon, and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes. After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne, and had taken Aegeus as her new consort. Priestess and consort together represented the old order in Athens."
Phokas mused "You don't mean 'skillful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favorite'. I think you mean 'skilful, he did very well, winning some events outright. He soon became a crowd favourite'."
Phocas of Kea said "'of the originality of the ship's structure, for Athenians the preserved ship kept fresh their understanding that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure which none then doubted – and'? You mean ', Athenians preserved the ship. Their belief was that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure and the ship'."
Heraclius said "You don't mean '(seven solar years)'. You must mean 'as in the end of a seven solar year cycle'."
"You don't mean 'as in the end of a seven solar year cycle'. I think you mean 'which occurred after every seven cycles on the solar calendar'." whispered Clitus of Kos.
Kallinikos shouted "Whats up!!"
"ferda bois." noted Kallinikos.
"Listen to what I say. ferda bois." added Leontius of Hydra.
"We should not say Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians in the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as (thesmos), Greek for "The Gathering". The myths surrounding Theseus – his journeys, exploits, and family – have provided material for fiction throughout the ages." noted Leontius of Hydra.
"Theseus was a founding hero for the Athenians in the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians. The Athenians regarded Theseus as a great reformer; his name comes from the same root as (thesmos), Greek for "The Gathering". The myths surrounding Theseus – his journeys, exploits, and family – have provided material for fiction throughout the ages." added Leontius of Hydra.
Leontius of Hydra added "eat me."
Anicetus insisted "What's that? 'Tartarus, Theseus sat down to rest on a rock. As he did so he felt his limbs change and grow stiff. He tried to rise but could not. He was fixed to the rock. As he turned to cry out to his friend, he saw that Pirithous too was crying out. Around him gathered the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands'? You mean 'The Underworld, Theseus sat down to rest on a rock. As he did so he felt his limbs change and grow stiff. He tried to rise but could not. He was fixed to the rock. As he turned to cry out to his friend, he saw that Pirithous too was crying out. Around him gathered the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands, incredible flying bat-ladies'."
"You don't mean 'hero for the Athenians in the same way that Heracles was the founding hero for the Dorians. The'. It would be more correct to say 'turd for the Athenians in the same way that John Cena was the founding hero for the RKO. OUTA NOOWHERE,'." said Theophania of Ithaca.
Theophania of Ithaca mused "I suggest: inFARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS]]. Pausanias TURDS TURDS TURDSreports."
"Hi how are ya." mused Eunike of Kythnos.
In response to this, Aischylos said "He ate a pork samwhich."
"Theseus (, ; ) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. Like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, Theseus battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order: “This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules” (Ruck & Staples, p. 204)." said Eirene of Kythnos.
In response to this, Sophokles of Icaria said "What's that? '. Athena woke Theseus and told him to leave early that morning. Athena told Theseus to leave Ariadne and Phaedra on the beach. Stricken with distress, Theseus forgot to put up the white sails instead of the black ones, so the king committed suicide, in some versions throwing himself off a cliff and into the sea, thus causing this body of water to be named the Aegean'? I think you mean 'of the island of Naxos, where they stopped on their way back, looking for water. Athena woke Theseus and told him to leave early that morning. Athena told Theseus to leave Ariadne, for Naxos was the island of Dionysus. Stricken with distress, Theseus forgot to put up the white sails instead of the black ones, so his father, the king, believing he was dead, committed suicide, throwing himself off a cliff of Sounio and into the sea, thus causing this body of water to be named Aegean Sea'."
"What's that? 'Athena told Theseus to leave Ariadne, for Naxos was the island of Dionysus'? You mean 'and to leave Ariadne there for Dionysus, for Naxos was his island'." continued Sophokles of Icaria.
"You don't mean 'oracle at'. You mean 'Oracle of'." added Anaxagoras of Chíos.
"File:he was so bad at fighting that when it came to fighting minautor he was so close to dying. He might have won the fight but after it he died of some complications to his heart. He was also so close to becoming an immortal god but he failed to do his job so he didn’t get to that.(1843), bronze sculpture by [[Antoine-Louis Barye]]." said Alkibiades of Leros.
In response to this, Nikon yawned "You don't mean 'Theseus's second wife and the daughter of King Minos'. It would be more correct to say 'Alexander Lucas wailen Agustin Lloyd zwas the brother of Lionel Messi and his second wife and the daughter of King Minos was the Minotaur'."
Nikon whispered "You don't mean 'But following the instructions of Athena in a dream'. I think you mean '2+2 is 4 - one that's 3 quick maths, everyday man's on the block.... etc. etc.'."
"In the 2007 video game God of War 2, Theseus, voiced by Paul Eiding, serves as a guardian to the Sisters of Fate. He wears a bronze armband that serves as a key across the Sisters lair." commented Heroides of Nisyros.
In response to this, Philoumene of Astypalaia shouted "John Cena was insulting The Undertaker before WrestleMania 34 as if The Undertaker wanted to retire and Vince McMahon was using John Cena who had recently endured many unfair defeats as a mediator to blackmail The Undertaker similarly to the Montreal Screwjob, forcing him to return while he wanted to retire and had nothing to prove other than humiliate John Cena the way he actually did, disproving the assumption that The Undertaker was treated similarly to Bret Hart, but the unexpected victory of Brock Lesnar against Roman Reigns while Lesnar was expected to lose and then leave from the WWE indicates that Lesnar could be the one who is in conflict to Vince McMahon similarly to Bret Hart, as Roman Reigns received a rare praise from the crowd when he was blaming Brock Lesnar for letting down the fans in one of his best promos while John Cena, who is expected to pass the torch as the top WWE Superstar to Roman Reigns, was booed for the same accusations towards The Undertaker, so Brock Lesnar probably threatened Vince McMahon to leave WWE if he lost to Roman Reigns but agreed to stay if Vince changed his anticipated plans and allowed him to win, a demand that is not likely to remain unpunished, and the disgraceful defeat of Triple H from Ronda Rousey, an asset of his that should make him proud as a valuable employee under his authority, could be alleviated by a triumphant return of Batista, who at the disposal of his former Evolution tag team partner Triple H, would do the things that Batista regards as the best of his legendary career, "putting guys over (Lesnar) and repaying favors (full-time contract on his own terms)", by impressing the WWE Universe in a match against Braun Strowman, a guy who is billed as a dominant successor of the Big Show and Mark Henry who has just been inducted to the WWE Hall of Fame and was the one who introduced Strowman to the WWE, as well as a great rival of Batista, in order to vacate the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Strowman shares with a 10 year old boy after he is left injured by the awesome strength of Batista which will overshadow Brock Lesnar's notoriety as an unstoppable beast and give Triple H the opportunity to challenge Lesnar to a match he could not reject if he wants to restore the glory that Batista stole from him by destroying a Strowman who was being successfully promoted as a fan favorite powerhouse, therefore punishing Lesnar for many past griveances, such as delivering a real punch to Strowman and being a part-timer while he was the top WWE Superstar, allowing Roman Reigns to win the appreciation of the audience as an underdog and an evolving talent that is no longer hated for being pushed much like when he was a member of the recently restored Shield while Batista, who was booed for winning the 2014 Royal Rumble when Roman Reigns was still popular and was preferred as the victor instead of him, following his glorious landslide wins against Strowman and Lesnar would be the focus of the company instead of Reigns displaying his longly unappreciated talent which could never be surpassed by Reigns even if he is the best of his generation and undeniably the focus of the company for many years to come, which will lead to his eventual victory over Batista who was trained by The Wild Samoans, the grandfather of Roman Reigns and his brother, in an epic confrontation where Batista would be much more cooperative than Brock Lesnar, not only because Batista will eventually leave for the sake of his acting career, but due to his generocity towards rivals such as Edge, The Undertaker and John Cena that Brock Lesnar never had before he left and was effectively replaced by Batista who carried Lesnar's role as a powerhouse for the long Ruthless Aggression era that preserved many qualities of the golden Attitude era that Lesnar could not restore when he returned in the PG era as a throwback his past career when he wrestled with the likes of The Rock, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan instead of Batista, which was proven to be a big mistake, despite Batista's victory over him in the OVW developmental territory."
"io mi chiamo nonna frizzante e cago a spruzza delle puzzette nucleari." added Anthousa of Chíos.
Photine commented "What's that? 'Bibliotheca'? You mean 'Bibliotheca by Pseudo-Apollodorus'."
Photine continued "What's that you say? '"...where now is the enclosure in the Delphinium, for that is where the house of Aegeus stood, and the Hermes to the east of the sanctuary is called the Hermes at Aegeus's gate." (Plutarch, 12)). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.Plutarch, 13.'? You mean 'Plutarch (Life of Theseus, XII)). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.Plutarch (Life of Theseus, XIII))'."
"You don't mean 'Life of Theseus, XII)). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.Plutarch (Life of Theseus, XIII'. I think you mean '[http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html Life of Theseus, XII])). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.Plutarch ([http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html Life of Theseus, XIII]'." continued Photine.
Cyrillus of Samos noted "You don't mean 'synoikismos ("dwelling together") – the political unification of Attica under Athens – represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and [[Peitho]'. You mean 'synoikismws ("dwelling together") – the political unification of Attica under Athens – represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People") and [[Peitho'."
Hyginos said "You don't mean 'killed his son himself, and Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.'. You mean 'called upon Neptune (as he did Poseidon in Euripides' interpretation) to kill his son.[http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+941&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008 Sen. Phaed. 941-949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.'."
"You don't mean 'the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens'. I think you mean '(every nine years in other versions)the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens (nine in other versions)'." mused Kallippos.
"We should not say (every nine years in other versions)the seven most courageous youths and the seven most beautiful maidens (nine in other versions)." said Clitus of Kos.
Zoe of Kasos commented "This much I know is true: Created by British author J.K.Rowling, the character of Theseus Scamander is mentioned in the 2016 film, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, where he is referenced as a war hero. The character is set to appear in the 2018 sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, portrayed by Callum Turner."

"You ask me of Mythology?" said Melanthios of Santorini.

"Now we talk of Birth and early years." continued Melanthios of Santorini.
"You are mistaken to say 'Medea and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantides'. You mean '=Medea and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantides='." continued Melanthios of Santorini.
Melanthios of Santorini ventured "You don't mean 'Theseus and the Minotaur'. You mean '=Theseus and the Minotaur='."
"'Ship of Theseus'? You mean '=Ship of Theseus='." ventured Melanthios of Santorini.
Melanthios of Santorini continued "You don't mean 'Theseus and Pirithous'. I think you mean '=Theseus and Pirithous='."
Melanthios of Santorini added "You don't mean 'Phaedra and Hippolytus'. You mean '=Phaedra and Hippolytus='."
Melanthios of Santorini commented "'Other stories and his death'? You mean '=Other stories and his death='."
Nymphe of Syros nodded and said "You don't mean 'had heard of what befell'. You mean 'heard what had befallen'."
"Theseus (, ; ) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. Like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, Theseus battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order: “This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules” (Ruck & Staples, p. 204)." continued Elpis of Andros.
In response to this, Apollonia of Chíos noted "Fran Ross' 1974 novel Oreo is structurally based on the myth of Theseus."
"You don't mean 'BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE'. You mean 'BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BC'." said Leontios of Kalymnos.
Diodorus of Samothrace insisted "What's that? 'abduction of Persephone and encounter with Hades'? I think you mean 'Fat Man Farts Again'."
"You don't mean 'Fright Night comics'. You mean 'the Fright Night comic series'." hissed Eirene of Agios Efstratios, in response.
Timoteus said "You don't mean 'pt.1] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt2/ Pt.2] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt3/ Pt.'. You mean 'Pt. 1] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt2/ Pt. 2] [http://greekmythcomix.com/comic/theseus-and-the-minotaur-pt3/ Pt. '."
"'941-949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.[http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+1156&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008. Sen. Phaed. 1159-1198'? You mean '941–949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.[http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+1156&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008. Sen. Phaed. 1159–1198'." commented Timoteus.
In response to this, Archestrate of Andros ventured "'throat with his sword'? I think you mean 'heart with the Minotaur's own horn.'."
Archestrate of Andros commented "You don't mean 'heart with the Minotaur's own horn.'. It would be more correct to say 'throat with his sword'."
Theodota ventured "Theseus is a nice guy. Pretty small sword if I say so, but if you are desperate hit him up."
"We should not say s second wife and the daughter of King Minos, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's." insisted Aristokles.
Aristokles smiled "What's that you say? 'by Seneca, the Roman playwright'? You mean 'recounted by the Roman playwright Seneca'."
In response to this, Erastos commented "I suggest: Cimon, apud Burkert."
"': “This was a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules” (Ruck & Staples, p. 204).'? You mean 'His role in history has been called "a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules".Ruck & Staples, p. 204.'." hissed Antipater of Chíos.
Antipater of Chíos noted "You don't mean 'Theseus – his journeys, exploits, and friends – have'. You mean 'Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have'."
"You don't mean '"dwelling together") – the political unification of Attica under Athens – represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ("Aphrodite of all the People"'. I think you mean ''dwelling together')—the political unification of Attica under Athens—represented emblematically in his journey of labours, subduing ogres and monstrous beasts. Because he was the unifying king, Theseus built and occupied a palace on the fortress of the Acropolis that may have been similar to the palace that was excavated in Mycenae. Pausanias reports that after the synoikismos, Theseus established a cult of Aphrodite Pandemos ('Aphrodite of all the People''." whispered Antipater of Chíos.
Dositheos of Tinos commented "Category:Demigods."
"We should not say thus," said Euaristos of Aegina.
"You don't mean 'Athenians preserved the ship. Their belief was that Theseus had been an actual, historic figure and the ship gave them a tangible connection to their divine providence'. I think you mean 'the Athenians preserved the ship. Their belief was that Theseus had been an actual, historical figure and the ship gave them a tangible connection to their divine provenance'." commented Euaristos of Aegina.
Apollonia of Leros said "'Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have'? That's wrong."
Apollonia of Leros commented "I suggest: ), Greek for "The Gathering". The myths surrounding Theseus - his journeys, exploits, and friends - have."
Sophokles of Zakynthos noted "Aleksey Ryabinin's book "Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors" (2018). provides a retelling of the myths of Theseus, Aegeus, Minotaur, Ariadne, Pirithous and other personages of Greek mythology."
"'Theseus - his journeys, exploits, and friends - have'? You mean 'Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have'." ventured Timoteus.
"You don't mean 'galley – the ship itself – to'. You mean 'galley—the ship itself—to'." commented Timoteus.
"You don't mean ' Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors". —'. You must mean 'Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors".'." continued Timoteus.
In response to this, Achaikos of Milos said "'and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such'? I think you mean 'the sea god, and had sex with Poseidon in the night. The double paternity gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature. Such'."
In response to this, Arcadius noted "'became intimate'? You mean 'had sex'."
"'it was said, fled to Asia.'? I think you mean 'fled to Asia.'." added Arcadius.
Demetrios of Ios whispered "Jakob Ayrer wrote the play Theseus (published in 1618)."
Sophokles of Zakynthos said "What's that you say? 'A.Ryabinin'? You mean 'Aleksey Ryabinin|A.Ryabinin'."
In response to this, Nicanor said "You don't mean 'The Gathering'. You mean 'rule" or "precept'."
"He(theseus) though his life was a comedy, but it did indeed turn out to be a tragedy. This really makes one think how he lived in a society." noted Nikolaos of Samos.
Theano of Andros added "You don't mean 'he tried to free Pirithous, the underworld shook. Theseus then decided the task was beyond even him'. I think you mean 'Heracles tried to free Pirithous, the underworld shook. They then decided the task was beyond any hero'."
Antikleia said "'Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, was childless. Desiring an heir, he asked the Oracle of Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words'? This cannot be."
"I would note: His mother was a Goddesses named Hippolyta." continued Antikleia.
"Theseus before his transistion." said Sophos of Tinos.

"We must talk of Birth and early years." added Sophos of Tinos.
"Birth." continued Sophos of Tinos.

"Now for a tale of Birth." commented Anastasius of Andros.
"'Birth'? This cannot be." added Anastasius of Andros.
Dositheus of Andros whispered "What's that you say? 'BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BC'? It would be more correct to say 'BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE'."
In response to this, Symmachus of Alonnisos said "You don't mean '".Ruck & Staples, p. 204.Carl A.P. Ruck & Danny Staples. (1994). The World of Classical Myth, ch. ix, "Theseus: Making the New Athens", pp. 203–222. Durham, NC: Carolina Academic Press.'. You mean '"Ruck, Carl A.P., and Danny Staples (1994). "Theseus: Making the New Athens." Pp. 203&x2013;222 in The World of Classical Myth. Durham, NC: Carolina Academic Press.'."
"You don't mean '>"May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus). Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE.'. It would be more correct to say 'group="lower-roman">"May I therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus).'." commented Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos hissed "Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE."
Symmachus of Alonnisos insisted "We should not say =Birth and early years=."
"You don't mean '. Classical Mythology. 10th ed. Oxford: Oxford UP, 2014'. You mean '2014. Classical Mythology (10th ed.). Oxford: Oxford University Press'." whispered Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"You are mistaken to say '>The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony. Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rockThe theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony. Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock" insisted Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos added "We should not say =The Six Labours=."
"You don't mean '=Medea and the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus and the Pallantides='. You must mean 'Medea, the Marathonian Bull, Androgeus, and the Pallantides'." insisted Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos ventured "'Plutarch ([http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html Life of Theseus, XII])). So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.Plutarch ([http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html Life of Theseus, XIII]))'? I think you mean ').Plutarch, [http://www.theoi.com/Text/PlutarchTheseus.html Life of Theseus, XII] So they set a trap for him. One band of them would march on the town from one side while another lay in wait near a place called Gargettus in ambush. The plan was that after Theseus, Aegeus, and the palace guards had been forced out the front, the other half would surprise them from behind. However, Theseus was not fooled. Informed of the plan by a herald named Leos, he crept out of the city at midnight and surprised the Pallantides. "Theseus then fell suddenly upon the party lying in ambush, and slew them all. Thereupon the party with Pallas dispersed," Plutarch reported.'."
"We should not say =Theseus and the Minotaur=." added Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"What's that? '>Plutarch quotes Simonides to the effect that the alternate sail given by Aegeus was not white, but "a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak." (Plutarch, 17.5). Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne: go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and stabbed the beast in the throat with his sword (according to one scholium on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode, Theseus strangled it).Noted by Kerenyi 1959:232'? I think you mean 'group="lower-roman">Plutarch quotes Simonides to the effect that the alternate sail given by Aegeus was not white, but "a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak." (Plutarch, 17.5). Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne: go forwards, always down and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then occurred. Theseus overpowered the Minotaur with his strength and stabbed the beast in the throat with his sword (according to one scholium on Pindar's Fifth Nemean Ode, Theseus strangled it).Kerényi, Karl (1959). The Heroes of the Greeks. p. 232,'." continued Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos added "I don't think we can say =Ship of Theseus=."
Symmachus of Alonnisos insisted "You are mistaken to say '>Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place...'. You mean 'group="lower-roman">Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…'."
Symmachus of Alonnisos continued "We should not say =Theseus and Pirithous=."
Symmachus of Alonnisos noted "'XII:'? You mean 'XII: '."
"We should not say iii.144 and a fragment (227) of Pindar, according to Kerenyi 1951:237, note 588. Theseus, in an old tradition,Reported at ." ventured Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos added "We should not say =Phaedra and Hippolytus=."
"You don't mean '=Other stories and his death='. You mean 'Other stories and death of Theseus'." continued Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"You don't mean '1946 Thésée'. You must mean 'Thésée (1946)'." added Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"'1983 historical fiction novel The Sword is Forged'? You mean 'historical fiction novel The Sword is Forged (1983)'." continued Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos added "You don't mean '"Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors" (2018).A.Ryabinin. Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors". СПб.: Антология, 2018. . provides a retelling of the myths of Theseus, Aegeus, Minotaur, Ariadne, Pirithous and other personages of Greek mythology.'. I think you mean 'Theseus: The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors (2018) provides a retelling of the myths of Theseus, Aegeus, Minotaur, Ariadne, Pirithous and other personages of Greek mythology.Ryabinin, Aleksey. 2018. Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings and warriors. СПб.: Антология. .'."
"'2002 novel Last of the Amazons'? You mean 'novel Last of the Amazons (2002)'." added Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"You don't mean '"La Casa de Asterión" ("The House of Asterion"'. You mean '"The House of Asterion" ('." commented Symmachus of Alonnisos.
Symmachus of Alonnisos continued "'2003 miniseries Helen of Troy'? I think you mean 'miniseries Helen of Troy (2003)'."
Symmachus of Alonnisos hissed "You don't mean '2007 video game God of War 2, Theseus, voiced by Paul Eiding, serves as a guardian to the Sisters of Fate. He wears a bronze armband that serves as a key across the Sisters lair. '. You mean 'video game God of War 2 (2007) Theseus, voiced by Paul Eiding, serves as a guardian to the Sisters of Fate. He wears a bronze armband that serves as a key across the Sisters lair.'."
"We should not say Jason." commented Symmachus of Alonnisos.

"The tale turns to Notes." added Symmachus of Alonnisos.

"Now for a tale of Citations." continued Symmachus of Alonnisos.
"'founding hero for the Athenians'? You mean 'hero for the Athenians and he did many things that were substantial to the romans and Great Britains'." said Pancratius of Psara.
"'The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…'? You mean '"The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…"'." cried Euthymia.
Euthymia yawned "I suggest: "Ship of Theseus" paradox."
Nicomedes of Skyros said "What's that? 'and television'? You mean 'television and video game'."
Agapetos of Naxos whispered "What's that? 'therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as'? You must mean 'therefore, succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as to'."
Agapetos of Naxos noted "You are mistaken to say 'and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony. Sometimes in myth the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rockRock "which had a hollow in it just large enough to receive these objects," Plutarch says. and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne,'. You mean 'and was possessed by the sea god in the night. The mix gave Theseus a combination of divine as well as mortal characteristics in his nature; such double paternity, with one immortal and one mortal, was a familiar feature of other Greek heroes.The theory, expounded as natural history by Aristotle, was accepted through the nineteenth century and only proven wrong in modern genetics: see Telegony. Sometimes in myth, the result could be twins, one born divine of a divine father, the other human of a human sire: see Dioscuri. Of a supposed Parnassos, founder of Delphi, Pausanias observes, "Like the other heroes, as they are called, he had two fathers; one they say was the god Poseidon, the human father being Cleopompus." (Description of Greece x.6.1). After Aethra became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens. Before leaving, however, he buried his sandals and sword under a huge rockRock "which had a hollow in it just large enough to receive these objects," Plutarch says. and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage. In Athens, Aegeus was joined by Medea, who had left Corinth after slaughtering the children she had borne'."
"You don't mean 'travellers, tie them between two pine trees that were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his own'. You mean 'travelers, tie them between two pine trees that were bent down to the ground, and then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. Theseus killed him by his'." continued Agapetos of Naxos.
Agapetos of Naxos smiled "You don't mean 'made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit. Theseus turned the tables on Procrustes, cutting off his legs and decapitating him with his own axe'. You mean 'made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit. Theseus turned the tables on Procrustes, cutting off his legs and decapitating him with his ax'."
Agapetos of Naxos continued "'at Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions. Aegeus's consort Medea recognised'? I think you mean 'in Athens, he did not reveal his true identity immediately. Aegeus gave him hospitality but was suspicious of the young, powerful stranger's intentions. Aegeus's consort Medea recognized'."
"What's that? 'recognised the sandals and the sword, and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hand'? You mean 'recognized the sandals and the sword and knocked the poisoned wine cup from Theseus's hands'." commented Agapetos of Naxos.
Agapetos of Naxos continued "You don't mean 'travelled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantides' hopes of succeeding the apparently childless Aegeus would be lost if they did not get rid of Theseus (the Pallantides were the sons of Pallas and nephews of King Aegeus, who were'. You mean 'traveled along the notorious coastal road from Troezen and slain some of the most feared bandits there. It was not long before the Pallantides' hopes of succeeding the childless Aegeus would be lost if they did not get rid of Theseus (the Pallantides were the sons of Pallas and nephews of King Aegeus, who was'."
"You don't mean 'the monster to stop this horror. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father, Aegeus, that if successful he would return with a white sail.Plutarch quotes Simonides to the effect that the alternate sail given by Aegeus was not white, but "a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak." (Plutarch, 17.5). Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the door post and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne: go forwards, always down'. You mean 'the monster to stop this horror. He took the place of one of the youths and set off with a black sail, promising to his father, Aegeus, that if successful he would return with a white sail.Plutarch quotes Simonides to the effect that the alternate sail given by Aegeus was not white, but "a scarlet sail dyed with the tender flower of luxuriant holm oak." (Plutarch, 17.5). Like the others, Theseus was stripped of his weapons when they sailed. On his arrival in Crete, Ariadne, King Minos' daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the doorpost and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne: go forwards, always down,'." continued Agapetos of Naxos.
Agapetos of Naxos mused "You are mistaken to say 'actually remained, giving rise to the philosophical question'. You mean 'remained, giving rise to the philosophical question of'."
"You don't mean 'Their belief was'. You mean 'They believed'." continued Agapetos of Naxos.
"'recognised in Nestor's allusion, survived in'? You mean 'recognized in Nestor's allusion, survived in the'." commented Agapetos of Naxos.
"You don't mean 'despite the fact that'. You mean 'even though'." ventured Agapetos of Naxos.
Agapetos of Naxos added "You don't mean 'behalf they rather unwisely travelled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband Hades. As they wandered through the outskirts of Tartarus, Theseus sat down to rest on a rock. As he did so he felt his limbs change and grow stiff. He tried to rise but could not. He was fixed to the rock. As he turned to cry out to his friend, he saw that Pirithous too was crying out. Around him gathered the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches and long whips in their hands. Before these monsters'. I think you mean 's behalf they rather unwisely traveled to the underworld, domain of Persephone and her husband Hades. As they wandered through the outskirts of Tartarus, Theseus sat down to rest on a rock. As he did so he felt his limbs change and grow stiff. He tried to rise but could not. He was fixed to the rock. As he turned to cry out to his friend, he saw that Pirithous too was crying out. Around him gathered the terrible band of Furies with snakes in their hair, torches, and long whips in their hands. Before these monsters,'."
Agapetos of Naxos continued "You don't mean 'darkness, Theseus sat immovably fixed to the rock, mourning for both his friend and for himself. In the end he was rescued by Heracles who had come to the underworld for his 12th task. There he persuaded Persephone to forgive him for the part he had taken in the rash venture of Pirithous. So Theseus was restored to the upper air but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead, for when Heracles tried to free Pirithous, the underworld shook. They then decided the task was beyond any hero,'. You mean '-darkness, Theseus sat immovably fixed to the rock, mourning for both his friend and for himself. In the end, he was rescued by Heracles who had come to the underworld for his 12th task. There he persuaded Persephone to forgive him for the part he had taken in the rash venture of Pirithous. So Theseus was restored to the upper air but Pirithous never left the kingdom of the dead, for when Heracles tried to free Pirithous, the underworld shook. They then decided the task was beyond any hero'."
"'Fright Night comic series, entitled Bull-Whipped, Theseus and the Minotaur are resurrected by the comic's Aunt Claudia Hinnault'? I think you mean 'Fright Night comic series, entitled Bull-Whipped, Theseus and the Minotaur are resurrected by the comic's Aunt Claudia Hinault'." continued Agapetos of Naxos.
"What's that? 'and warriors (2018) provides a retelling of the myths of Theseus, Aegeus, Minotaur, Ariadne, Pirithous and other personages of Greek mythology.Ryabinin, Aleksey. 2018. Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings'? You mean 'and warriors (2018) provides a retelling of the myths of Theseus, Aegeus, Minotaur, Ariadne, Pirithous and other personages of Greek mythology.Ryabinin, Aleksey. 2018. Theseus.The story of ancient gods, goddesses, kings,'." commented Agapetos of Naxos.
In response to this, Clitus of Kos said "'therefore, succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as to receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus'? You mean 'therefore succeed in purifying Fable, making her submit to reason and take on the semblance of History. But where she obstinately disdains to make herself credible, and refuses to admit any element of probability, I shall pray for kindly readers, and such as receive with indulgence the tales of antiquity." (Plutarch, Life of Theseus, translated by Bernadotte Perrin'."
"HE AINT REAL BRO." said Syntyche of Kea.
Syntyche of Kea insisted "We should not say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, was childless. Desiring an heir, he asked the Oracle of Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words were "Do not loosen the bulging mouth of the wineskin until you have reached the height of Athens, lest you die of grief." Aegeus did not understand the prophecy and was disappointed. He asked the advice of his host Pittheus, king of Troezen. Pittheus understood the prophecy, got Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra."
Eukleides of Astypalaia said "'Attic culture heroes'? I think you mean 'Attic mythology'."
"In the video game Hades (video game), Theseus serves as a boss, accompanied by the Minotaur, attempting to keep the protagonist from escaping the underworld." said Aphrodisia of Rhodes.
Philomena of Psara noted "Plutarch's avowed purpose is to construct a life that parallels the Life of Romulus that embodies the founding myth of Rome. Plutarch's sources, not all of whose texts have survived independently, included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE.{{cite web|url=https://global.oup.com/us/companion.websites/9780199997329/student/materials/chapter23/commentary/|title=Classical Mythology Tenth Edition|last1=Morford|first1=Mark|last2=Lenardon|first2=Robert J.|website=Oxford University Press|publisher=Oxford University Press|archive-url=https://web.archive.org."
In response to this, Asclepiades of Sikinos said "You don't mean 'killed him by his method. He then had sex with Sinis's'. You mean 'slew him by his method. He then had seduced Sinis''."
In response to this, Eukleides of Astypalaia said "You don't mean 'Mythological swordsmen'. You mean 'Mythological swordfighters'."
In response to this, Eutychios of Mykonos whispered "Theseus (, ; ) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. Like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, Theseus battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. His role in history has been called "a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules."."
Origenes of Crete insisted "Fran Ross' 1974 novel Oreo draws heavily from the Theseus myth."
"You are mistaken to say 'an elderly robber named Sciron forced travelers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a sea monster (or, in some versions, a giant turtle). Theseus pushed him off the cliff'. You mean 'a robber named Sciron forced travelers along the narrow cliff-face pathway to wash his feet. While they knelt, he kicked them off the cliff behind them, where they were eaten by a giant turtle (or, in some versions, a sea monster). Theseus pushed him off the cliff where he was eaten as as well'." ventured Hesiodos of Alonnisos.
In response to this, Nikostrate hissed ""Let me tell you a story tommy, a story about a man, called Theseus" -Technoblade ."
Nikostrate commented "Listen to what I say. "Let me tell you a story Tommy, a story about a man called Theseus..."."
""Let me tell you a story Tommy, a story about a man called Theseus" - Technoblade ." continued Nikostrate.
"-Let me tell you a story tommy, about a man named thesus." ventured Epikrates of Astypalaia.
Epikrates of Astypalaia continued "-Technoblade."
"Welcome Home Theseus! HAHAHHAHAH -Technoblade." continued Epikrates of Astypalaia.
Epikrates of Astypalaia insisted "Welcome home theseus! -technoblade."
Panther of Kythira yawned "In the Dream SMP Theseus is compared to protagonist "TommyInnit" and is used as a warning and for inspiration of the story."
In response to this, Zenais of Amorgos hissed "You don't mean 'http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+941&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008 Sen. Phaed. 941–949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.[http'. You must mean 'https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+941&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008 Sen. Phaed. 941–949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.[https'."
"Theseus is sometimes described as the son of Aegeus, King of Athens, and sometimes as the son of the god Poseidon. He is raised by his mother, Aethra, and when he discovers his connection to the King of Athens, travels overland to Athens, having many adventures on the way. When he reaches Athens, he finds that Aegeus is married to Media (formerly wife of Jason}, who plots against him." said Isokrates of Psara.
Isokrates of Psara insisted "We cannot say that embodies the founding myth of Rome."
Isokrates of Psara mused "You don't mean 'Like Perseus, Cadmus, or Heracles, Theseus battled and overcame foes that were identified with an archaic religious and social order. His role in history has been called "a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules."'. You mean '. His role in history has been called "a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules." The myths surrounding Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have provided material for fiction throughout the ages.'."
In response to this, Thais of Skyros ventured "'the hunt for the Calydonian Boar'? You mean 'the Calydonian boar hunt'."
In response to this, Archestrate of Nisyros said "'Vassil Bojkov collection'? That's wrong."
"'town would be spared. However, not knowing who the assassins were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole town'? I think you mean 'city would be spared. However, not knowing who the assassins were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole city'." whispered Xanthos of Anafi.
"We cannot say Aegeus, one of the primordial kings of Athens, was childless. Desiring an heir, he asked the Oracle of Delphi for advice. Her cryptic words were "Do not loosen the bulging mouth of the wineskin until you have reached the height of Athens, lest you die of grief." Aegeus did not understand the prophecy and was disappointed. He asked the advice of his host Pittheus, king of Troezen. Pittheus understood the prophecy, got Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra." said Xanthos of Milos.
"Aegeus drunk, and gave Aegeus his daughter Aethra." whispered Xanthos of Milos.
Philemon of Hydra noted "You don't mean 'is sometimes'. I think you mean 'sometimes is'."

"The tale turns to Theseus and the Minotaur." continued Hilarion of Chíos.

"Now we talk of Theseus and the Minotaur Technobleblade Never Dies." added Hilarion of Chíos.
Sophus hissed "I suggest: Characteristics, Family, & Plays|url=https://www.britannica.com/topic/Medea-Greek-mythology|access-date=2021-04-27|website=Encyclopedia Britannica|language=en}}."
In response to this, Metrophanes of Icaria mused "In the video game Minecraft, Technoblade makes a speech involving Theseus on the Dream (YouTuber) SMP. In this tale, he talks about him dying ashamed, because he saved his country from the Minotaur. The speech was about how good things don't happen to heroes."
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Dionysodoros said "A possible fictional and exaggerated story of the times, if even possible. Can be simply defined as a one-sided story of guess who?."
Dionysodoros ventured "Listen to what I say. The name is in the title..Zeus."
Dionysodoros noted "We should not say Theseus (, ; ) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. His role in history has been called "a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules." The myths surrounding Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have provided material for fiction throughout the ages."
Dionysodoros commented "Saint To Rharbi is a EntetNer terrorist in Koln,GE."
Alkaios said "'a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules'? It would be more correct to say 'let me tell you a story about a man called theseus, his country was in danger and the he sent himself forward into enemy's line, he slayed the minotaur and you know what the did to him? They exiled him he died disgrace despite by his people -Technoblade'."
Menandros of Lemnos said "What's that you say? 'let me tell you a story about a man called theseus, his country was in danger and the he sent himself forward into enemy's line, he slayed the minotaur and you know what the did to him? They exiled him he died disgrace despite by his people -Technoblade'? You mean 'a major cultural transition, like the making of the new Olympia by Hercules'."
In response to this, Melanthios of Santorini insisted "You don't mean 'Male Shakespearean characters'. It would be more correct to say 'Greek mythological heroes'."
Melanthios of Santorini added "Category:Heroes who ventured to Hades."
Melanthios of Santorini noted "Category:Characters in Book VI of the Aeneid."
"Category:Characters in Greek mythology." noted Melanthios of Santorini.
Melanthios of Santorini continued "Category:Attic mythology."
Melanthios of Santorini smiled "Category:Male Shakespearean characters."
Melanthios of Santorini commented "Listen to what I say. Category:Characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream."
In response to this, Parmenides of Astypalaia ventured "What's that? 'BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE'? You mean 'BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BC'."
Antiochos of Lesbos commented "You don't mean 'BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE'. You mean 'BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BC'."
In response to this, Melanthios of Santorini said "Category:Greek mythological heroes."
Melanthios of Santorini continued "Category:Mythological swordfighters."
Melanthios of Santorini whispered "You don't mean 'Greek mythological heroes'. You mean 'Kings in Greek mythology'."
"Listen to what I say. Category:Heroes who ventured to Hades." noted Melanthios of Santorini.
Agapius of Karpathos said "'Minotaur'? That's wrong."
Agapius of Karpathos insisted "We should not say Aegeus."
"You don't mean 'Ship of Theseus'. I think you mean 'Ship of Theseus[edit] '." said Euanthe of Skiathos.
"We should not say "The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…"" whispered Euanthe of Skiathos.
Euanthe of Skiathos continued "We should not say The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks."
Euanthe of Skiathos noted "According to Plutarch's Life of Theseus, the ship Theseus used on his return from Minoan Crete to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries."The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…"The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks."
Euanthe of Skiathos continued "Plutarch had proposed a paradox that dealt with identity and change within time. Thomas Hobbes later modified that paradox. It is usually described with two terms of identity, the first being descriptive identity and the second being identity of indiscernibles (otherwise known as Leibniz’s Law). Hobbes presented a complication of the old planks of the ship being saved and put together in the same way to build a new ship. One formula is that the new ship, named the Ariadne, is sent out to sea and over time the crew on board removes the old planks and places newly constructed ones that are identical to the previous ones. While it is sailing in the Aegean Sea, the old planks are dropped off in Piraeus, where a ship is built in the same order that the Ariadne was built with those old planks. Due to Leibniz’s Law, the Aegean ship and the Piraean ship are not the same ship. However, the problem is which one is the same ship as the Ariadne?."
"One answer is that the Aegean ship is the Ariadne since the planks were renewed and a ship doesn't stop being that ship when the planks are replaced. Another answer is that the Piraean ship is the Ariadne because it was constructed with the same planks the Ariadne was built with. However, they cannot both be the same ship because they aren't numerically identical to each other." commented Euanthe of Skiathos.
Euanthe of Skiathos continued "Peter Geach proposed a theory of relative identity where numerical identity does not exist. He created the term of "same F as", "F" being a certain thing. With his logic, it's possible for x and y where x is the same F as y but x is not the same G as y. Based on the theory of relative identity, there are four propositions that one could come up with. The first is since there is no relation of numerical identity, this problem is meaningless. The second is that all three ships are material things. The third is that they are all the same ships but not the same material things, and the last is they are all the same material but not the same ship. Definition, Examples, Solutions, & Facts|url=https://www.britannica.com/topic/ship-of-Theseus-philosophy|access-date=2021-11-09|website=Encyclopedia Britannica|language=en}}[https://www.britannica.com/topic/ship-of-Theseus-philosophy "ship of Theseus | Definition, Examples, Solutions, & Facts"]. Encyclopedia Britannica. Retrieved 2021-11-09."
Euanthe of Skiathos continued "I suggest: Main article: Ship of Theseus."
"You don't mean 'Ship of Theseus'. You must mean 'Ship of Theseus '." said Agapius of Karpathos.
Agapius of Karpathos ventured "We should not say "The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…""
"We should not say The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks." noted Agapius of Karpathos.
Agapius of Karpathos added "According to Plutarch's Life of Theseus, the ship Theseus used on his return from Minoan Crete to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries."The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…"The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks."
Agapius of Karpathos continued "This much I know is true: Plutarch had proposed a paradox that dealt with identity and change within time. Thomas Hobbes later modified that paradox. It is usually described with two terms of identity, the first being descriptive identity and the second being identity of indiscernibles (otherwise known as Leibniz’s Law). Hobbes presented a complication of the old planks of the ship being saved and put together in the same way to build a new ship. One formula is that the new ship, named the Ariadne, is sent out to sea and over time the crew on board removes the old planks and places newly constructed ones that are identical to the previous ones. While it is sailing in the Aegean Sea, the old planks are dropped off in Piraeus, where a ship is built in the same order that the Ariadne was built with those old planks. Due to Leibniz’s Law, the Aegean ship and the Piraean ship are not the same ship. However, the problem is which one is the same ship as the Ariadne?."
"One answer is that the Aegean ship is the Ariadne since the planks were renewed and a ship doesn't stop being that ship when the planks are replaced. Another answer is that the Piraean ship is the Ariadne because it was constructed with the same planks the Ariadne was built with. However, they cannot both be the same ship because they aren't numerically identical to each other." whispered Agapius of Karpathos.
Agapius of Karpathos whispered "Peter Geach proposed a theory of relative identity where numerical identity does not exist. He created the term of "same F as", "F" being a certain thing. With his logic, it's possible for x and y where x is the same F as y but x is not the same G as y. Based on the theory of relative identity, there are four propositions that one could come up with. The first is since there is no relation of numerical identity, this problem is meaningless. The second is that all three ships are material things. The third is that they are all the same ships but not the same material things, and the last is they are all the same material but not the same ship. Definition, Examples, Solutions, & Facts|url=https://www.britannica.com/topic/ship-of-Theseus-philosophy|access-date=2021-11-09|website=Encyclopedia Britannica|language=en}}[https://www.britannica.com/topic/ship-of-Theseus-philosophy "ship of Theseus | Definition, Examples, Solutions, & Facts"]. Encyclopedia Britannica. Retrieved 2021-11-09."
"I would add: Main article: Ship of Theseus." noted Agapius of Karpathos.
Thais of Skyros said "We should not say Ship of Theseus ."
"Listen to what I say. According to Plutarch's Life of Theseus, the ship Theseus used on his return from Minoan Crete to Athens was kept in the Athenian harbor as a memorial for several centuries." continued Thais of Skyros.
""The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place…"." continued Thais of Skyros.
"The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks." added Thais of Skyros.
In response to this, Anastasius of Rhodes whispered "'Athena woke Theseus and told him to leave early that morning and to leave Ariadne there for Dionysus, for Naxos was his island. Stricken with distress,'? You mean 'Theseus abandoned Ariadne with Dionysus finding and marrying her.'."
In response to this, Kleisthenes of Sifnos noted "Chris Pasetto and Christian Cantamessa's comic book series Kill the Minotaur, is loosely based on Theseus' story but with Science Fiction elements on the story."
"In the final chapter of Dream SMP, Technoblade told Tommyinnit about the story about Theseus." said Epaphroditos of Corfu.
Theokritos said "You don't mean 'of Dream SMP, Technoblade told Tommyinnit about the story about Theseus'. You mean 'of Season 1 of Dream SMP, Technoblade tells Tommyinnit about the story about Theseus. He compares Tommy to Theseus and uses the story to discourage Tommy from his blind heroism. Technoblade's comparison is shown to be especially true later when Tommy is exiled by the people of his country that he loved'."
"Let me tell you something. In Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun, set in a very distant future, the protagonist reads a story which appears to mix the myth of Theseus with the Battle of Hampton Roads, which presumably came about due to a confusion between the Minotaur and the USS Monitor." said Damianus of Tilos.
Damianus of Tilos continued "You don't mean ', which presumably came about due to a confusion between the Minotaur and the USS Monitor.'. I think you mean '; within the book's fictional universe, this story presumably came about due to a confusion between the Minotaur and the USS Monitor (In this version, the Theseus character is now the result of a student's work.)'."
Damianus of Tilos noted "You don't mean 'mix the myth of Theseus with the Battle of Hampton Roads; within the book's fictional universe, this story presumably came about due to a confusion between the Minotaur and the USS Monitor (In this version, the Theseus character is now the result of a student's work'. It would be more correct to say 'blend the myth of Theseus with the story of Battle of Hampton Roads - presumably because of a confusion between the Minotaur and the USS Monitor. (In this version, the Theseus character is now a a student's son'."
Philippos of Tilos noted "'[https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+941&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008 Sen. Phaed. 941–949] Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die.[https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Sen.+Phaed.+1156&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2007.01.0008. Sen. Phaed. 1159–1198.]'? That is incorrect."
Philippos of Tilos noted "I suggest: Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus' death at the hands of Neptune's sea monster, Phaedra committed suicide out of guilt, for she had not intended for Hippolytus to die."
Theodosia said "The video game Hades has Theseus, along with the Minotaur (named Asterius in game) acting as the bosses of Elysium, the third level of the game."
"Jennifer Saint's book "Ariadne" (2021) focuses on the traditional story from Ariadne's perspective." commented Demosthenes of Kefalonia.
"I would add: "," said Archestratus.
"You don't mean 'the New Athens." Pp. 203–222 in The World of Classical Myth. Durham, NC: Carolina Academic Press. The myths surrounding Theseus—his'. You mean 'New Athens." Pp. 203–222 in The World of Classical Myth. Durham, NC: Carolina Academic Press. The myths surrounding Teseus—his'." said Nikomedes of Lesbos, in response.
Phoibe of Kythira whispered "You forget: upright=1.2|Theseus has slain the Minotaur frees one of the Athenian boys; Cretans approaching to marvel the scene. Antique fresco in."
Phoibe of Kythira continued "'right|upright|Theseus and the Minotaur on 6th-century black-figure pottery'? That's wrong."
Phoibe of Kythira mused "I would add: Mosaic from Chieti depicting Theseus fighting the Minotaur, [[National Archaeological Museum, Naples, 1st c. BC - 1st c. AD."
Euanthe of Ios noted "{{Infobox deity."
"| image = Wall painting - Theseus victorious over the Minotaur - Pompeii (VII 2 16) - Napoli MAN 9043 - 01.jpg." added Euanthe of Ios.
Euanthe of Ios ventured "| name = Theseus."
Euanthe of Ios noted "Listen to what I say. | offspring = MelanippusHippolytusAcamasDemophon."
"Listen to what I say. | consort = PeriguneAriadneHippolyta Phaedra." commented Euanthe of Ios.
"| birth_place=Troezon." hissed Euanthe of Ios.
"| abode = Athens." insisted Euanthe of Ios.
"| parents = Aethra and Aegeas or Poseidon." added Euanthe of Ios.
Euanthe of Ios noted "Listen to what I say. | predecessor = Aegeas."
Euanthe of Ios mused "| deity_of = King of Athens."
Euanthe of Ios added "| successor=Demophon."
"}}." added Euanthe of Ios.
"I suggest: | caption = Theseus has slain the Minotaur frees one of the Athenian boys; Cretans approaching to marvel the scene. Antique fresco in Pompeii.." added Euanthe of Ios.
Thais of Skyros whispered "'| caption = Theseus has slain the Minotaur frees one of the Athenian boys; Cretans approaching to marvel the scene. Antique fresco in Pompeii.'? That's wrong."
In response to this, Theophania of Crete mused "Category:Mythological kings."
In response to this, Zenon of Karpathos said "Fictionalized versions of Theseus and the Minotaur appear in the 1960 Italian sword-and-sandal film Teseo contro il Minotauro and the 2006 horror film Minotaur."
Theophania of Crete ventured "Fictionalized versions of Theseus and the Minotaur appear in the 1960 Italian sword-and-sandal film Teseo contro il Minotauro and the 2006 horror film Minotaur."
Zenon of Karpathos said "'has slain the Minotaur'? You mean 'having slain the Minotaur,'."
Euclid of Skiathos said "You don't mean 'Theseus—his journeys, exploits, and friends—have'. You mean 'Theseus his journeys, exploits, and friends have'."
In response to this, Antiochos of Leros hissed "You don't mean 'had seduced Sinis''. You mean 'seduced Sinis's'."
"You don't mean 'white sails instead of the black'. You mean 'black sails instead of the white'." ventured Achilles, in response.
"In Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games, the eponymous Games parallel the myth of Theseus and the Labyrinth." commented Hippolytus, in response.
"You don't mean 'is raised by his mother, Aethra, and when he discovers'. You mean 'was raised by his mother, Aethra, and when upon discovering'." said Glaphyra of Psara.
"You don't mean 'how Ariadne, daughter of King Minos, fell in love with Theseus, and his betrayal of her'. You mean 'and his romantic involvement with and betrayal of Ariadne, daughter of King Minos'." insisted Glaphyra of Psara.
"You are mistaken to say 'included Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age'. You must mean 'include Pherecydes (mid-fifth century BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age,'." yawned Glaphyra of Psara.
Glaphyra of Psara cried "You don't mean 'and became a brave young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to the king Aegeus to claim his birthright. To journey to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, where he would encounter a string of six entrances to the Underworld,Compared to Hercules and his Labours, "Theseus is occupied only with the sacred Entrances that are local to the lands of Athens" (Ruck and Staples 1994:204). each guarded by a chthonic enemy. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route and defeated a great'. You mean 'to be a young man, he moved the rock and recovered his father's tokens. His mother then told him the truth about his father's identity and that he must take the sword and sandals back to the king Aegeus to claim his birthright. To journey to Athens, Theseus could choose to go by sea (which was the safe way) or by land, following a dangerous path around the Saronic Gulf, where he would encounter a string of six entrances to the Underworld,Compared to Hercules and his Labours, "Theseus is occupied only with the sacred Entrances that are local to the lands of Athens" (Ruck and Staples 1994:204). each guarded by a chthonic enemy. Young, brave, and ambitious, Theseus decided to go alone by the land route and allegedly defeated'."
Glaphyra of Psara mused "You don't mean 'made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit. Theseus turned the tables on Procrustes'. You must mean 'made them fit into it, either by stretching them or by cutting off their feet. Since he had two beds of different lengths, no one would fit. Theseus once again employed Procrustes' own method on him'."
"You don't mean 'and if they were to be handed to him, the city would be spared. However, not knowing who the assassins were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole city to Minos' mercy. His retribution was that,'. I think you mean 'saying that if they were to be handed to him, the city would be spared. However, not knowing who the assassins were, King Aegeus surrendered the whole city to Minos' mercy. His retribution was to stipulate that'." noted Glaphyra of Psara.
"We should not say clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the doorpost and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus' instructions given to Ariadne: go forwards, always down, and never left or right. Theseus came to the heart of the Labyrinth and also upon the sleeping Minotaur. The beast awoke and a tremendous fight then." added Glaphyra of Psara.
Glaphyra of Psara noted "What's that? 'abandoned Ariadne with Dionysus finding and marrying her. Theseus forgot to put up the white sails instead of the black ones, so his father, the king, believing he was dead, committed suicide, throwing himself off a cliff of Sounion and into the sea, thus'? You mean 'then abandoned Ariadne, where Dionysus eventually found and married her. Theseus forgot to put up the white sails instead of the black ones, so his father, the king, believing he was dead, died by suicide, throwing himself off a cliff of Sounion and into the sea,'."
"You don't mean 'they took an oath of friendship'. I think you mean ''s gracefulness, beauty and courage they took an oath of friendship'." said Dositheus of Psara.
Dositheus of Psara insisted "Also according to Ovid, Phaedra, Theseus' wife, felt left out by her husband's love for Pirithous and she used this as an excuse to try to convince her stepson, Hippolytus, to accept being her lover, as Theseus also neglected his son because he preferred to spend long periods with his companion."
Pelagia of Mykonos whispered "You don't mean 'a great abductor of women, and'. You mean 'was a great abductor of women, and known for that very thing along with'."
"he also sucked off men in order to make money." added Pelagia of Mykonos.
In response to this, Kallikrates of Psara commented "The film Space Jam 2 he apears for more than 2 seconds when they are changing of multiverse."
Clitus of Andros said "Let me tell you something. {{Succession box."
"| title = King of Athens." added Clitus of Andros.
"| before = Aegeus." continued Clitus of Andros.
Clitus of Andros added "| after = Menestheus."
"| years = ." noted Clitus of Andros.
"}}." whispered Clitus of Andros.
Heron of Agios Efstratios said "He coragiously killed Micheal Jordan in Space Jam 2."
"He always wished that he would one day be on the internet and his wish came true ." commented Heron of Agios Efstratios.
In response to this, Chloe of Mykonos whispered "You don't mean ' Characteristics, Family, & Plays|url=https://www.britannica.com/topic/Medea-Greek-mythology|access-date=2021-04-27|website=Encyclopedia'. You mean ' Characteristics, Family, & Plays|url=https://www.britannica.com/topic/Medea-Greek-mythology|access-date=2021-04-27|website=Encyclopædia'."
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Anastasia of Skyros continued "We should not say At the first site, which was Epidaurus, sacred to Apollo and the healer Asclepius, Theseus turned the tables on the chthonic bandit, Periphetes, the Club Bearer, who beat his opponents into the Earth, taking from him the stout staff that often identifies Theseus in vase-paintings."
In response to this, Lysimache of Lesbos commented "You don't mean 'when upon discovering his connection to Aegeus'. It would be more correct to say 'upon discovering his connection to Aegeus,'."
Arsenius of Agios Efstratios nodded and said "Listen to what I say. The film Immortals (2011), a unique and modernized adaptation of the legend, features Henry Cavill as Theseus in a battle to save humanity from the evil man-King Hyperion, who seeks to release imprisoned Titans to contest the Gods."
In response to this, Eukleides of Hydra ventured "You are mistaken to say 'was a sister of'. You mean 'a sister of Aethra.'."
Attikos insisted "'the son'? It would be more correct to say 'amitabh bachan'."
In response to this, Diocles whispered "el suanfozon es bieeeeeen xd."
Sophos of Karpathos nodded and said "Shakespeare's comedy A Midsummer Night's Dream features Theseus as the Duke of Athens, married to Hippolyta."
"You don't mean 'BCE), Demon (c. 400 BCE), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BCE). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age, or possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BCE'. You mean 'BC), Demon (c. 400 BC), Philochorus, and Cleidemus (both fourth century BC). As the subject of myth, the existence of Theseus as a real person has not been proven, but scholars believe that he may have been alive during the Late Bronze Age, or possibly as a king in the 8th or 9th century BC'." whispered Sophos of Karpathos.
"Theseus appears as an antagonist in the PlayStation 2 video game God of War II by Santa Monica Studio, voiced by Paul Eiding. He is depicted as the gatekeeper of the Sisters of Fate and encounters the main protagonist, Kratos on the Island of Creation, when the latter appears to try and change his fated death at Zeus' hands at the beginning of the game. Theseus provokes and battles Kratos only to meet his end after Kratos brutally slams his head with a door. However, Theseus is presumably restored to life when Kratos travels back in time to fight Zeus, which in essence possibly resets the events that occurred on the Island of Creation." commented Epiphanes.
"What's that? 'gatekeeper of the Sisters of Fate and'? You must mean 'horsekeeper of the Sisters of Fate and holds the key to various locks guarding the Steeds of Time. He'." continued Epiphanes.
"Theseus appears as an antagonist in the PlayStation 2 video game God of War II by Santa Monica Studio, voiced by Paul Eiding. He is depicted as the horsekeeper of the Sisters of Fate and holds the key to various locks guarding the Steeds of Time. He encounters the main protagonist, Kratos on the Island of Creation, when the latter appears to try and change his fated death at Zeus' hands at the beginning of the game. Theseus provokes and battles Kratos only to meet his end after Kratos brutally slams his head with a door. However, Theseus is presumably restored to life when Kratos travels back in time to fight Zeus, which in essence possibly resets the events that occurred on the Island of Creation." insisted Eutychos of Zakynthos.
Tryphaina of Kalymnos nodded and said "You don't mean 'sid the greatest black man in the World'. You mean 'supasid the sidedish of the west'."
"You don't mean 'established a cult of Aphrodite ('Aphrodite of all the People') on the southern slope of the Acropolis'. You must mean 'has established a cult of aphrodite in the mountains of the black balls of siddesh on the southern slope of the acropolis; which was important while theseus was fighting with herules'." mused Kleonike, in response.
Kleonike noted "'of the Minotaur,'? You mean 'the balls of the Black Siddesh,'."
In response to this, Nymphas of Symi said "[https://iconographic.warburg.sas.ac.uk/category/vpc-taxonomy-000332 The Warburg Institute Iconographic Database (images of Theseus)]."
In response to this, Theron said "| name = Theseus."
Theron noted "| image = Wall painting - Theseus victorious over the Minotaur - Pompeii (VII 2 16) - Napoli MAN 9043 - 01.jpg."
Theron hissed "| god_of = Patron of AthensSlayer of the Minotaur."
Theron mused "| consorts = Phaedra, Ariadne."
"| parents = Aegeos, Aethra." continued Theron.
Theron insisted "| abode = Elysium."
Theron ventured "| birth_place = Athens, Ancient Greece."
"| death_place = Skyros, Ancient Greece." insisted Theron.
Theron mused "| festivals = Theseia."
Theron mused "| symbols = Sword, Corinthian Helmet (occasionally)."
"This much I know is true: | offspring = Demophon, Acamas." whispered Theron.
"You don't mean 'his journeys, exploits, and friends '. You mean 'his journeys, exploits, and friends,'." continued Theron.
"What's that? 'the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens. The myths surrounding Theseus, his journeys, exploits, and friends, have provided material for fiction'? You mean 'a mythical hero and founder of Athens. The myths surrounding Theseus, his journeys, exploits, and friends, have provided material for storytelling'." smiled Theron.
"'mythical hero and founder of Athens'? I think you mean 'hero and founder of Athens from Greek mythology'." noted Theron.
"We should not say | parents = Aegeos, Aethra, Poseidon (occasionally)." noted Theron.
"We should not say Theseus is sometimes described as the son of Aegeos, King of Athens, and sometimes as the son of the god Poseidon. He was raised by his mother, Aethra, and, upon discovering his connection to Aegeus, travels overland to Athens, having many adventures on the way. When he reaches Athens, he finds that Aegeos is married to Medea (formerly wife of Jason), who plots against him." continued Theron.
In response to this, Leucippus of Aegina insisted "You don't mean 'Aethra, Poseidon (occasionally)'. You mean 'and Aethra or Poseidon and Aethra'."
"We should not say "The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus,Demetrius Phalereus was a distinguished orator and statesman, who governed Athens for a decade before being exiled, in 307 BCE. for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their place..."." mused Theophila of Astypalaia.
Theophila of Astypalaia commented "We should not say The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks."
"The ship had to be maintained in a seaworthy state, for, in return for Theseus's successful mission, the Athenians had pledged to honor Apollo every year henceforth. Thus, the Athenians sent a religious mission to the island of Delos (one of Apollo's most sacred sanctuaries) on the Athenian state galley—the ship itself—to pay their fealty to the god. To preserve the purity of the occasion, no executions were permitted between the time when the religious ceremony began to when the ship returned from Delos, which took several weeks." added Theophila of Astypalaia.
In response to this, Leucippus of Santorini insisted "In the 1898 short novel The Story of Perseus and the Gorgon's Head the mythical story of Theseus is described."
Zoilos of Zakynthos said "I suggest: Book of the New Sun, set in a very distant future, the protagonist reads a story which appears to blend the myth of Theseus with the story of Battle of Hampton Roads - presumably because of a confusion between the Minotaur and the ."
"'Dionysus eventually found and married her.'? I think you mean 'Dionysus eventually found and married her. On his way back from Crete, he also stopped on the island of Delos, where, according to Plutarch, “Theseus danced with the young Athenians a dance still performed by the inhabitants of the island, consisting of twisting and twisted movements that reproduce the shapes of the labyrinth. Dicearchos states that this dance is called ‘Crane’.”'." whispered Kyrillos of Chíos.
Theodosia said "Listen to what I say. The video game Hades has Theseus, along with the Minotaur (named Asterius in game) acting as the bosses of Elysium, the third level of the game."
Melanthios of Santorini whispered "I suggest: Apollodorus, [https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Apollod.+1.9.16&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0022:boo=0:chapter=0&highlight=Theseus 1.9.16]."
Themistocles of Icaria commented "You don't mean ','. You mean ''."
"You don't mean ','. It would be more correct to say ''." insisted Themistocles of Icaria.
Eunike of Milos said "You don't mean 'or'. You mean 'or'."
"}}." added Eunike of Milos.
"We cannot say }}." commented Eunike of Milos.
Eunike of Milos commented "'“Theseus danced with the young Athenians a dance still performed by the inhabitants of the island, consisting of twisting and twisted movements that reproduce the shapes of the labyrinth. Dicearchos states that this dance is called ‘Crane’.'? You must mean '"Theseus danced with the young Athenians a dance still performed by the inhabitants of the island, consisting of twisting and twisted movements that reproduce the shapes of the labyrinth. Dicearchos states that this dance is called 'Crane'."'."
Cleitus of Nisyros said "'and the founder of Athens from Greek mythology'? You mean 'in Greek mythology who is famous for slaying the Minotaur'."
In response to this, Eukleides of Astypalaia noted "You don't mean 'Heroes who ventured to Hades'. You mean 'Katabasis in classical mythology'."
"You don't mean 'Attican characters in Greek mythology'. You mean 'Mythological people from Attica'." added Eukleides of Astypalaia.
"'Plutarch Theseus 21.'? That's wrong." whispered Socrates.
Aristeides of Thassos said "You don't mean 'divine hero in Greek mythology who is'. You mean 'divine hero in Greek mythology,'."
Aristeides of Thassos continued "You don't mean 'King of Athens, and sometimes as the son of the god Poseidon. He was raised by his mother, Aethra, and,'. You mean 'king of Athens, and sometimes as the son of the god Poseidon. He is raised by his mother, Aethra, and'."
In response to this, Leukippos of Lesbos hissed "You don't mean 'parents = Aegeus and AethraorPoseidon and Aethra'. It would be more correct to say 'father = Aegeus or Poseidon'."
"| mother = Aethra." ventured Leukippos of Lesbos.
In response to this, Philomena of Samos said "In the sixth century BCE, an unknown poet composed a now lost epic, the Theseïs, recounting the most famous myths assoicated with Theseus."
"Let me tell you something. Category:Folklore featuring impossible tasks." said Milon of Chíos.
Philotheos of Aegina noted "You don't mean '2021-04-27'. You mean '27 April 2021'."
Agelaos commented "Let me tell you something. The musical comedy By Jupiter (1942) by Rodgers and Hart, based on the novel The Warrior's Husband by Julian F. Thompson, features Theseus as one of the two leading men, who falls in love with Antiope, in a story radically different from the one in Greek mythology."
"'son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus''? It would be more correct to say 's son and worried that Theseus would be chosen as heir to Aegeus's'." said Heron of Milos.
Heron of Milos added "You don't mean 'daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the doorpost and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus''. You must mean 's daughter, fell in love with Theseus and, on the advice of Daedalus, gave him a ball of thread (a clew), so he could find his way out of the Labyrinth.Ariadne is sometimes represented in vase-paintings with the thread wound on her spindle. That night, Ariadne escorted Theseus to the Labyrinth, and Theseus promised that if he returned from the Labyrinth he would take Ariadne with him. As soon as Theseus entered the Labyrinth, he tied one end of the ball of string to the doorpost and brandished his sword which he had kept hidden from the guards inside his tunic. Theseus followed Daedalus's'."
Heron of Milos continued "You don't mean 'second wife and the daughter of King Minos, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus''. You mean 's second wife and the daughter of King Minos, bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas. While these two were still in their infancy, Phaedra fell in love with Hippolytus, Theseus's'."
Heron of Milos ventured "You don't mean 'version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus''. You mean 's version, Hippolytus, Phaedra's nurse told Hippolytus of her mistress's love and he swore he would not reveal the nurse as his source of information. To ensure that she would die with dignity, Phaedra wrote to Theseus on a tablet claiming that Hippolytus had raped her before hanging herself. Theseus believed her and used one of the three wishes he had received from Poseidon against his son. The curse caused Hippolytus's'."
Heron of Milos added "You don't mean 'interpretation) to kill his son. Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus''. You mean 's interpretation) to kill his son. Upon hearing the news of Hippolytus's'."
Heron of Milos added "'tragedy Hippolytus and Seneca's Phaedra revolve around the death of Theseus''? You mean 's tragedy Hippolytus and Seneca's Phaedra revolve around the death of Theseus's'."
Arsenius of Astypalaia noted "The 1973 Italian film War Goddess depicts the story of Antiope and Theseus."
"Pausanias wrote that on the road through the mountains from Troezen to Hermione there was a large rock that was originally called the altar of Zeus Sthenius, but was later renamed the Rock of Theseus, because Theseus took up the sword and sandals of his father from beneath it." said Theodulus of Chíos.