Which NetHack Monster Are You?

Want to paste this onto a web page? You know the drill:
<div style="width:246px; text-align:center; margin:auto; padding:0px"><div style="background-color:#004400; color:#00ffcc; font:small georgia, times new roman; border:1px solid #00ffcc; padding:5px"><div style="font:large monospace; color:#009900; padding:5px; line-height:140%">|......<BR>|..<B STYLE="color:#00ffcc">b</B>...<BR>+./.+..</div>If I were a NetHack monster, I would be an <B>acid blob</B>. It's amazing the things that people throw away. Are you going to eat that?</div><A HREF="https://kevan.org/nethack">Which NetHack Monster Are You?</a></div>

If you're wearing a ring of polymorph control, take your pick:

Acid Blob - Cockatrice - Dwarf - Floating Eye - Killer Bee - Leprechaun - Little Dog - Mimic - Shopkeeper - Tengu - Trapper - Troll - Umber Hulk - Unicorn - Water Nymph