`Which NetHack Monster Are You?`

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a shopkeeper. I'm exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.

Which NetHack Monster Are You?

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<div style="width:246px; text-align:center; margin:auto; padding:0px"><div style="background-color:#330033; color:#ee99ee; font:small georgia, times new roman; border:1px solid #ee99ee; padding:5px"><div style="font:large monospace; color:#993399; padding:5px; line-height:140%">|/!+?!)<BR>+.<B STYLE="color:#ee99ee">@</B>?+]/<BR>|?!!%?%</div>If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a <B>shopkeeper</B>. I'm exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.</div><A HREF="https://kevan.org/nethack">Which NetHack Monster Are You?</a></div>

If you're wearing a ring of polymorph control, take your pick:

Acid Blob - Cockatrice - Dwarf - Floating Eye - Killer Bee - Leprechaun - Little Dog - Mimic - Shopkeeper - Tengu - Trapper - Troll - Umber Hulk - Unicorn - Water Nymph

(And yes, we know you can't actually be polymorphed into a shopkeeper, in the game. Please don't write in.)

Quiz by Kevan - 12th February 2003
If you're not already playing it, download NetHack from nethack.org.