Which NetHack Monster Are You?

Want to paste this onto a web page? You know the drill:
<div style="width:246px; text-align:center; margin:auto; padding:0px"><div style="background-color:#333333; color:#888888; font:small georgia, times new roman; border:1px solid #888888; padding:5px"><div style="font:large monospace; color:#666666; padding:5px; line-height:140%">|....?.<BR>|..<B STYLE="color:#888888">t</B>!..<BR>+......</div>If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a <B>trapper</B>. Why bother going anywhere? I don't mind hanging around. All things come to those who wait.</div><A HREF="https://kevan.org/nethack">Which NetHack Monster Are You?</a></div>

If you're wearing a ring of polymorph control, take your pick:

Acid Blob - Cockatrice - Dwarf - Floating Eye - Killer Bee - Leprechaun - Little Dog - Mimic - Shopkeeper - Tengu - Trapper - Troll - Umber Hulk - Unicorn - Water Nymph